LISTEN &/OR BELIEVE DICK SLIDERS MUST BE IMPLEMENTED IN EVERY GAME

[SpessCaptain]

Theres all these sliders for boobs and shit but what about the under the docket sprocket red rocket? They deserve sliders for:

• Girth.
• Length.
• Veininess.
• Ballsize.
• Hairiness.
• Musk.
• The pronounciation of that weird tendon underneath the dick, you know that shit.
• Those weird ass bumps on the taint.
• Discolouration.
  
• Bend (left/right).
• Bend (up down).

The ONLY SYSTEM I know that goes barely indepth is http://en.inkei.net/ and it's not even a good game!http://en.inkei.net/

 

[John Titor]

You want dicks in our vidya? @Null, we found the SJW infiltrator. Arrest him!

 

[SpessCaptain]

you misunderstand. the penis is censored by SJWs, they must be implemented!

 

[CatParty]

Theres all these sliders for boobs and shit but what about the under the docket sprocket red rocket? They deserve sliders for:

• Girth.
• Length.
• Veininess.
• Ballsize.
• Hairiness.
• Musk.
• The pronounciation of that weird tendon underneath the dick, you know that shit.
• Those weird ass bumps on the taint.
• Discolouration.
  
• Bend (left/right).
• Bend (up down).

The ONLY SYSTEM I know that goes barely indepth is http://en.inkei.net/ and it's not even a good game!

Are you saying your dick doesn't increase immensely from boob sliders?

 

[HG 400]

I think we can just dummy a boob slider onto penises the only customization they need is related to how wide they're gonna stretch out a loli trap's ass.

 

[John Titor]

you misunderstand. the penis is censored by SJWs, they must be implemented!

Compelling argument. I will grant you a pardon.

 

[RM 810]

no das gay

 

[Mr Pizza]

Thats fine, if I don't feel like using the penis slider I'll just click default

 

[Broseph Stalin]

You want dicks in our vidya? @Null, we found the SJW infiltrator. Arrest him!

I want to see my TRUE AND HONEST 12 inch Alabama Meat Snake in my vidya games. ULTRA IMMERSION BRUH

 

[c-no]

Theres all these sliders for boobs and shit but what about the under the docket sprocket red rocket? They deserve sliders for:

• Girth.
• Length.
• Veininess.
• Ballsize.
• Hairiness.
• Musk.
• The pronounciation of that weird tendon underneath the dick, you know that shit.
• Those weird ass bumps on the taint.
• Discolouration.
  
• Bend (left/right).
• Bend (up down).

The ONLY SYSTEM I know that goes barely indepth is http://en.inkei.net/ and it's not even a good game!

Fuck it, we need this system. If it triggers SJW's with the phallic symbols of patriarchy, then it must be implemented.

I want to see my TRUE AND HONEST 12 inch Alabama Meat Snake in my vidya games. ULTRA IMMERSION BRUH

We need to put in dick sliders so we can all have dicks ranging from 6 inch fox dicks to TRUE AND HONEST 13 inch black mambas. Especially if it triggers SJW's and feminist.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

If I can't be a black man with a huge penis your game isn't diverse enough.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I don't quite understand, are you suggesting we replace penises with boobs in video games?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Uhm but what if I identify as man without a dick??? There needs to be a "no dick" option u violent cis scum!

 

[Positron]

Uhm but what if I identify as man without a dick??? There needs to be a "no dick" option u violent cis scum!

You can slide everything to zero and unlock the "Brave, Strong And Beautiful" secret Achievment.

 

[melty]

Only if there's an anal circumference slider too

 

[ShittyRecolor]