DeviantArt Horrors

[Bugaboo]

While searching for lolcows on DA, I found someone using their account to sell taxidermy. Is that legal?

Yes that is very legal

 

[telegramsamo]

While searching for lolcows on DA, I found someone using their account to sell taxidermy. Is that legal?

Yes that is very legal

Oh, where I live the rules on selling taxidermy are kind of weird. I guess they're not like that on the internet though.

Speaking of selling things on deviantArt:

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[Jewelsmakerguy]

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http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/017/9/7/Shadow_begs_Shrek_by_cmara.jpg

I remember that. Cracks me up every time.

 

[Saney]

Last time I saw some new episodes, Margaret went to a university. Mordecai and CJ (The cloud lady) might have feelings for each other.

Really? I really need to catch up.

 

[José Mourinho]

Moar GST art:

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"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
ALL YOUR RIDES ARE BELONG TO US!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE,
MAKE YOUR TIME! HA HA HA!" :mwahaha:

Enjoy! =D

WARNING: :police: NO FLAMES PLEASE! :no:

2009 (C) GST PRODUCTIONS UK! ACTION GENERAL INTERNATIONAL!

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Another One Of My "MAP" Works! More Madness At The Banbury Fair! The Freaks Are Taking Over A Ride Under The Name Of "Chaos!" Could This Be Something The Freaks Are Up To?! Taking Over The Funfair?!

WARNING: No Flames Or Stealing! :police:

2009 (C) ~Generalsupertoad GST Productions UK! Action General International!

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Last Week On Monday, I Went To The Eden Project On My Holiday At Cornwall (Which I Thought Was Terrible) And I Took A Bucketload Of Piccys On Holiday! But I Came Across This That I Took Of The Entire Lots. This One Had Less Blur So I Decided To Manipulate This! Enjoy If You Dare, MORTALS! :mwahaha:

Editted And Manipulated On GIMP.

WARNING: NO STEALING/FLAMES PLEASE! :police:

2009 (C) GST Productions UK! Action General International!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Moar GST art:

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http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/197/7/0/All_Your_Ride_Are_Belong_To_Us_by_Generalsupertoad.jpg

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
ALL YOUR RIDES ARE BELONG TO US!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE,
MAKE YOUR TIME! HA HA HA!" :mwahaha:

Enjoy! =D

WARNING: :police: NO FLAMES PLEASE! :no:

2009 (C) GST PRODUCTIONS UK! ACTION GENERAL INTERNATIONAL!

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http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs26/i/2009/245/b/9/Chaos_Freaks_by_Generalsupertoad.jpg

Another One Of My "MAP" Works! More Madness At The Banbury Fair! The Freaks Are Taking Over A Ride Under The Name Of "Chaos!" Could This Be Something The Freaks Are Up To?! Taking Over The Funfair?!

WARNING: No Flames Or Stealing! :police:

2009 (C) ~Generalsupertoad GST Productions UK! Action General International!

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http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/220/a/5/Takin___Over_The_Eden_Project_by_Generalsupertoad.jpg

Last Week On Monday, I Went To The Eden Project On My Holiday At Cornwall (Which I Thought Was Terrible) And I Took A Bucketload Of Piccys On Holiday! But I Came Across This That I Took Of The Entire Lots. This One Had Less Blur So I Decided To Manipulate This! Enjoy If You Dare, MORTALS! :mwahaha:

Editted And Manipulated On GIMP.

WARNING: NO STEALING/FLAMES PLEASE! :police:

2009 (C) GST Productions UK! Action General International!

I have to ask, but what's with this guy and his fetish involving deformed faces?

 

[wheat pasta]

That guy's stuff creeps me the hell out. Bad juju.

 

[c-no]

Last time I saw some new episodes, Margaret went to a university. Mordecai and CJ (The cloud lady) might have feelings for each other.

Really? I really need to catch up.

Yeah, a couple episodes brought back CJ, one where it was near the end of a New Year's party and another where it was in a dodge ball tournament. There might be a relationship coming up.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

There were many vore images I could have chosen. I chose this one because it is the worst maybe the best?

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This sparkledog has some of the worst anatomy I've ever seen.

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I have no idea...

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Emo furry bullcrap.

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[Sonic Speed Monkey]

This sparkledog has some of the worst anatomy I've ever seen.

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http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/051/e/a/sean_ref_by_queenle-d77cg1d.png

What is wrong with that dog's body? I can't even begin counting how many proportion errors I see. Dear lord. It kind of hurts to look at.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

This sparkledog has some of the worst anatomy I've ever seen.

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http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/051/e/a/sean_ref_by_queenle-d77cg1d.png

What is wrong with that dog's body? I can't even begin counting how many proportion errors I see. Dear lord. It kind of hurts to look at.

It's drawn well enough that the stuff that's wrong sticks out like a dislocated thumb.

This is the best Warriors OC ever.

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Name: Littlepaw
Clan: Iceclan
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Breed: American short hair
Age: 7 moons
Position: apprentice
Lives: 1/1
Family: Mother - ??? X Father - ???
Sisters - ??? Brothers - Tinypaw
Theme Song(s): Love the way you lie part 2

||Character Information||
Personality
Sensible | giving| tolerant| Patient | Jumpy | Sad

History: When he and his brother were born cats were surprised of this mutation, since they never really saw this before. Some cats wanted to kill them or thought they were a gift of starclan. Smallpaw was always nervious around new cats, and was often called names, but Tinypaw would always defend him, until his brother fell in love with Spiderpaw. His brother was panicked and Tinypaw struck him, making him blind in one eye. He struck out, making his brother twist his jaw.

And the other head...

Name: Tinypaw
Clan: Iceclan
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Breed: American short hair
Age: 7 moons
Position: apprentice
Lives: 1/1
Family: Mother - ??? X Father - ???
Sisters - ??? Brothers - Smallpaw
Theme Song(s): Love the way you lie

||Character Information||
Personality
Brave | Smart| Restless | Grumpy | Mean |

History:When he and his brother were born cats were surprised of this mutation, since they never really saw this before. Some cats wanted to kill them or thought they were a gift of starclan. He would always defend his nervious brother from the haters, until the day he met Spiderpaw. He has a crush on her, and he is afraid Littlepaw ruined his relationship, because he struck out at him by accident and caused him to fall and twist his jaw. He hates his brother forever. He wants to change his name to Fadedpaw.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

What is wrong with that dog's body? I can't even begin counting how many proportion errors I see. Dear lord. It kind of hurts to look at.

It's drawn well enough that the stuff that's wrong sticks out like a dislocated thumb.

I know, right? That person's not a bad artist, but goddamn they need to learn how dogs are built. Then again, I rarely see sparkledogs that are proportionate or realistically drawn anatomy-wise.

 

[hm yeah]

Red Hot Villager

by [DMW], 4 hours, 19 minutes ago
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories

Alexander the Great was just strolling in a nearby area with his trusty steed when he saw a conflict.

Tails: Let me go! I don't see why I am not in Super Smash Bros 4!

Villager: That's because I'm in it. I don't see why are you complaining anyway.

The Villager has Tails captured in a net. Alexander came to action as he commandeered a tank and he took a hose and threw it in Villager's mouth. He didn't see it coming and didn't know what would happen to him.

Villager: What the?

Alexander turned on the tank to its peak setting and a liquid came into Villager's mouth. It's mustard. Very hot mustard, in fact.

Villager: Mmmphhh!

The Villager began to swell up with the thick but hot liquid. He is getting bigger and bigger. Alexander freed Tails from the net and took him to safety.

Tails: Thanks.

As for the Villager, he isn't even close to free. His body bloated up to the size of a house and still growing. Ten minutes later, he is as big as ten houses and he feels like he is going to explode. However, he spat the hose out and went flying as he is deflating. Soon, he was completely deflated back to normal, and he is at Ancient Greece.

Tails is back into Super Smash Bros 4 due to the Villager's bizarre absence. The Villager soon got a massive sun burn.

Villager: So hot. I should have been inflated with sun lotion.

 

[exball]

Red Hot Villager

by [DMW], 4 hours, 19 minutes ago
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories

Alexander the Great was just strolling in a nearby area with his trusty steed when he saw a conflict.

Tails: Let me go! I don't see why I am not in Super Smash Bros 4!

Villager: That's because I'm in it. I don't see why are you complaining anyway.

The Villager has Tails captured in a net. Alexander came to action as he commandeered a tank and he took a hose and threw it in Villager's mouth. He didn't see it coming and didn't know what would happen to him.

Villager: What the?

Alexander turned on the tank to its peak setting and a liquid came into Villager's mouth. It's mustard. Very hot mustard, in fact.

Villager: Mmmphhh!

The Villager began to swell up with the thick but hot liquid. He is getting bigger and bigger. Alexander freed Tails from the net and took him to safety.

Tails: Thanks.

As for the Villager, he isn't even close to free. His body bloated up to the size of a house and still growing. Ten minutes later, he is as big as ten houses and he feels like he is going to explode. However, he spat the hose out and went flying as he is deflating. Soon, he was completely deflated back to normal, and he is at Ancient Greece.

Tails is back into Super Smash Bros 4 due to the Villager's bizarre absence. The Villager soon got a massive sun burn.

Villager: So hot. I should have been inflated with sun lotion.

Wait what? How did they get to Ancient Greece?

 

[hm yeah]

^ idk, all of the 3 stories DMW wrote that his new friend, let's call him SHFM, have involved historical figures and possibly also cartoon/vidya characters, and have absolutely -1000 context. And DMW shoehorns his fetishes into them. He's entering a personal golden era. I hope it never ends! My favorite is the one where the Aztecs hate Dumbo the Elephant and Winnie the Pooh so they put hot pepper in their pants (which they don't wear) and make them jump into the "Gog's plant" (???) and they were never heard from again until further notice. It was so much funnier than how I described it.

This story doesn't even come close, but it still made me laugh.

 

[c-no]

This is the best Warriors OC ever.

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http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/051/1/4/littlepaw_and_tinypaw_fadedpaw_updated_by_xxstarcrystal-d77cgnk.png

Name: Littlepaw
Clan: Iceclan
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Breed: American short hair
Age: 7 moons
Position: apprentice
Lives: 1/1
Family: Mother - ??? X Father - ???
Sisters - ??? Brothers - Tinypaw
Theme Song(s): Love the way you lie part 2

||Character Information||
Personality
Sensible | giving| tolerant| Patient | Jumpy | Sad

History: When he and his brother were born cats were surprised of this mutation, since they never really saw this before. Some cats wanted to kill them or thought they were a gift of starclan. Smallpaw was always nervious around new cats, and was often called names, but Tinypaw would always defend him, until his brother fell in love with Spiderpaw. His brother was panicked and Tinypaw struck him, making him blind in one eye. He struck out, making his brother twist his jaw.

And the other head...

Name: Tinypaw
Clan: Iceclan
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Breed: American short hair
Age: 7 moons
Position: apprentice
Lives: 1/1
Family: Mother - ??? X Father - ???
Sisters - ??? Brothers - Smallpaw
Theme Song(s): Love the way you lie

||Character Information||
Personality
Brave | Smart| Restless | Grumpy | Mean |

History:When he and his brother were born cats were surprised of this mutation, since they never really saw this before. Some cats wanted to kill them or thought they were a gift of starclan. He would always defend his nervious brother from the haters, until the day he met Spiderpaw. He has a crush on her, and he is afraid Littlepaw ruined his relationship, because he struck out at him by accident and caused him to fall and twist his jaw. He hates his brother forever. He wants to change his name to Fadedpaw.

When you said Warriors, I thought of this:

Thank goodness that wasn't the case.

 

[José Mourinho]

Moar GST art:

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http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs46/i/2009/197/7/0/All_Your_Ride_Are_Belong_To_Us_by_Generalsupertoad.jpg

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
ALL YOUR RIDES ARE BELONG TO US!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE,
MAKE YOUR TIME! HA HA HA!" :mwahaha:

Enjoy! =D

WARNING: :police: NO FLAMES PLEASE! :no:

2009 (C) GST PRODUCTIONS UK! ACTION GENERAL INTERNATIONAL!

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http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs26/i/2009/245/b/9/Chaos_Freaks_by_Generalsupertoad.jpg

Another One Of My "MAP" Works! More Madness At The Banbury Fair! The Freaks Are Taking Over A Ride Under The Name Of "Chaos!" Could This Be Something The Freaks Are Up To?! Taking Over The Funfair?!

WARNING: No Flames Or Stealing! :police:

2009 (C) ~Generalsupertoad GST Productions UK! Action General International!

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http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/220/a/5/Takin___Over_The_Eden_Project_by_Generalsupertoad.jpg

Last Week On Monday, I Went To The Eden Project On My Holiday At Cornwall (Which I Thought Was Terrible) And I Took A Bucketload Of Piccys On Holiday! But I Came Across This That I Took Of The Entire Lots. This One Had Less Blur So I Decided To Manipulate This! Enjoy If You Dare, MORTALS! :mwahaha:

Editted And Manipulated On GIMP.

WARNING: NO STEALING/FLAMES PLEASE! :police:

2009 (C) GST Productions UK! Action General International!

I have to ask, but what's with this guy and his fetish involving deformed faces?

Probably because he had a deformed face himself?:

http://generalsupertoad.deviantart.com/ ... -135681803

(^ Yes, GST in real life)

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Probably because he had a deformed face himself?:

http://generalsupertoad.deviantart.com/ ... -135681803

(^ Yes, GST in real life)

I dunno, I don't think its "Holly shit it's going to eat me" enough.

 

[telegramsamo]

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Original character, do not steal.

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[RetardBus]

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I'm lost for words.