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Good thing you are busy then. Don't interact with the cows.
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Good thing you are busy then. Don't interact with the cows.
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No no, call Phil all day long, key his car, leave dog shit on his front steps, do whatever you want to make his life miserable...
Just don't brag about it here. We will all laugh at Phil going: "SOMEONE LEFT DOGSHIT INFRONT OF MY DOOR AGAIN WTF I'M CALLING THE POLICE!", but the moment you say: "lol guys that was me! tell me how cool I am!", then you've crossed the line. You're not going to win an award, you're just going to be mercilessly mocked, banned, and probably have the authorities told about your gay op.
DarkSoulsPhil
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The phone is also easy for him to deal with. Put on silent, block numbers etc.
But he would get popups whilst playing his gay wrestling game (both wrestling and mobile games are gay). If anything, this would help him break his addiction.
Bet he wont change numbers either, lazy pigroach
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Yeah, just take me for example.
I've dumped $100,000 into a phone app, spent years honing my ability to perfectly copy Phil's cadences in text-form, used TheyCallMeDSP as a moniker everywhere outside of KF for years, broke into Phil's mansion at 3 in the morning to figure out his phone number, secretly contacted BT9494 because I knew he'd come here to share his findings, spent hours and hours to socialize with and earn status in Uselessness, then kept hopping from guild to guild because I knew I'd eventually find one that uses Line, and meticulously made sure to do all this only logging in when Phil was off-camera.
And you don't see me bragging about it.
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- 24 de Mayo, 2020
Bro, if you're gonna brag about successful gay ops, do it in the Super Secret Reehouse thread. We don't allow grown-ups and Mature Adults to enter it so Phil and his super duper mature audience will never be able to find their way in and learn about our gay ops.
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I take back everything I said, you sir, are worthy of a medal. I hereby grant you the Congressional Medal of Detraction, for the many sacrifices you made fighting against Phil. All I need from you is your home address to mail the medal to, and your home phone number so that the President can personally call and congratulate you.
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Moral fagging for attention - Here's the inside scoop, Phil is and always will be his biggest detractor. It's a glorious shitshow, furthermore it amuses me to watch Phil squander any chance given.
Just enjoy the ride.
Just enjoy the ride.
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Why does Dark Dave have annoying sound clips the viewers can trigger? Why does Tevin allow people to spam "wheelchair symbol" in TTS? Why does LSB have an anime face rig and a dog camera?
Because Phil is boring as fuck. Even on Phil's own stream, the chat talks with each other and doesn't pay attention to Phil.
Sharpie doesn't like Phil. He doesn't even care! Yet he unironically watches his Twitch streams. Does that make sense? That's like if I don't like broccoli but I keep eating it.
If you don't like Phil, don't watch him. If you don't like restreamers, don't watch them. If you think kiwifarms is dumb, don't come here.
It's not rocket science, retard.
Because Phil is boring as fuck. Even on Phil's own stream, the chat talks with each other and doesn't pay attention to Phil.
Sharpie doesn't like Phil. He doesn't even care! Yet he unironically watches his Twitch streams. Does that make sense? That's like if I don't like broccoli but I keep eating it.
If you don't like Phil, don't watch him. If you don't like restreamers, don't watch them. If you think kiwifarms is dumb, don't come here.
It's not rocket science, retard.
For the third time, that's not the hypocritical part. The hypocritical part is saying Phil is lazy and unoriginal, and then praising restreamers. The reason that is hypocritical is because restreaming is streaming the same content that someone elses produces, which is by definition, unoriginal.
Does that make sense, or do you want to repeat it a 4th time so that you get it?
most people in the world don't care about what a streamer does. Most people don't spend 100k posts analyzing every sigh that one person made.Most people don't spend literal months of their life analyzing what Phil does in his offtime. Most people aren't so petty to think that by watching Phil they are giving him money and fame. And most importantly, Most people aren't so stupid as to think that if you don't like a streamer, that automatically means you hate them.
I love the broccoli example you gave, because it just shows exactly what i suspected about the level of intelligence in this thread.
Yes, a lot of people don't like broccoli. Yet a lot of people eat it. They do so because it provides value to them. In this case broccoli provides nutritional value. In the phil case, it provides entertainment value. You say phil is not entertaining, yet you spend months of your life following everything he does and watching every stream. Doesn't matter if you watch restreamers, don't give me that crap. You are watching his stream. You think you're not a fan of Phil, but you watch him religiously. You follow his every move. You know more about him than I do. You know his phone number. You know how much he makes a month. You know how he spends his money. You know his wife's name. You probably know his address. You know his mannerisms. You know his way of speaking. You know the way he types.
I'd say you guys are probably the biggest fans of phil there are.
Imagine calling someone retard when you can't comprehend a basic fact: the dichotomy of the world isn't "Phil fans" and "Phil haters".
Shambler
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ok faggot
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Nigger, I can know a whole lot about something and still decide I don't like it. In fact, I prefer it that way, because if I'd decided your mom wasn't my type just on the sight of her I might never have found out that she could strip the chrome off a trailer hitch.
We don't come here as a group because we hate Phil, just like other people on the other boards don't frequent them because they hate those cows. Phil is a source of ludicrous comedy for us, and we can laugh in disbelief at his stream just as we can laugh at someone restreaming him with a soundboard. Most of us who do watch him live go that route because we can lol in chat without getting banned, and because we find giving him views of any kind to be morally distasteful, because we are fine upstanding cretins.
You wouldn't understand any of this because you haven't spent nearly enough time on the site to understand the culture, which is why you embarrass yourself without fail writing these screeds in defense of an ethos no one here holds, to say nothing of cares about.
"in defense of an ethos"
this isn't a fucking shakesperean play you fucking dolt. I'm here because this provides me entertainment. I watch phil because it provides me entertainment. You watch tevin because it provides you entertainment. Not everything in the world is some multilayered fucking conspiracy.
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It's "Shakespearean". Dolt.
And I don't watch any restreamer, though the fact that you assumed I do, and that it was Tevin in particular, says a lot about what this actually is for you. I actually don't like him, and if you were a fraction of the autist anyone else in the board is you'd know that because I can't shut the fuck up about Phil.
And you're obviously here to own us in some way, or else you wouldn't be writing line after line trying to justify something only you give a shit about.
It's "Shakespearean". Dolt.
And I don't watch any restreamer, though the fact that you assumed I do, and that it was Tevin in particular, says a lot about what this actually is for you. I actually don't like him, and if you were a fraction of the autist anyone else in the board is you'd know that because I can't shut the fuck up about Phil.
And you're obviously here to own us in some way, or else you wouldn't be writing line after line trying to justify something only you give a shit about.
There you go again
Pargon: "you're obviously here with an agenda".
Pargon: "I'm just here for the lulz"
Ironic. Why is it that you can make 1000s of posts on Phil without an agenda, but if I talk about Phil, it's an agenda?
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- 4 de Dic, 2018
Not ironic at all. Both statements are correct.
why is it that you can make 1000s of posts on Phil without an agenda, but if I make posts on Phil, there's an agenda? Why can't I just be someone giving my thoughts on Phil?
I have different thoughts than you on Phil. You may have different thoughts than others on Phil. At the end of the day you won't care what I post and I won't care what you post. That doesn't mean I believe everything you post comes with an agenda or that everything I post comes with an agenda. I'm not sure why that is so complicated.
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Because I make balls-out amazing funny posts making fun of a fat idiot and you've been here 6 days and spent most of it making a limp-dicked devil's advocate argument and getting asspained when you get your shit pushed in for it.
I'm actually intrigued.
A person with no horse in this race wouldn't fight so much to defend Phil. It's the equivalent of me going to Phil's stream chat and starting to argue against his fans. And yes, you're defending him.
Look, Phil's detractors enjoy laughing at him. Very few people here condone giving him money. We know that he is an actual scammer, who has consistently lied to his fans. The fact that he's such a scummy person, allied with the fact that he has many very visible vices (e.g. never admitting when something is his fault) makes him an easy target for people who want someone to laugh at. That's what this website's whole point is.
That's all. Some detractors want to do gayops, but that's generally frowned upon here. Our general policy is to just sit back and enjoy the shitshow that is Phil's life.
What I'm still not getting is this: what's your objective by coming here? Again, I wouldn't go to Phil's stream chat to argue with people there, because his true fans are beyond retarded, and the vast majority are just ironic fans who are there to laugh at him. So why are you coming to the Farms? Do you think you can come here and actually convince someone that Phil is a nice guy? A victim? Not a scammer? Mate, you yourself said it: we know more about Phil than most of his fans do. And knowing about Phil is precisely why most peoople here despise him. Because he has a vast history of being an asshole, a liar and a scammer.
Oh, and regarding Ethos, this is the Ethos of the guy you're so ardently defending: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIt8O-GpJWQ&ab_channel=thats100%alie
EDIT: So I looked into the previous video's origin, and Phil's actually criticizing that way of thinking. It's ironic since what he describes fits his way of living, but oh well, just Phil being a living contradiction.
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Nice job ignoring what I said to make your point. It's low effort, yes, but it's mocking Phil. People who don't like Phil, enjoying Phil being mocked, is not hypocritical no matter how low effort it was. If Phil had a stream dedicated to making fun of himself, in his typical no effort fashion, I bet the detractors would actually like it, despite the lack of effort. You're autistically hyperfocused on one aspect and ignoring everything else.