Design the worst company ever

[Skitarii]

CEO: Indian
Accounting: Blacks
Finance: Greeks
HR: White women
Logisitics: Gypsies
Admin: Jews
R&D: Chinese
PR: /pol/ fags
Labor Union: Reddit mods
IT: Somalis
Workers: Abos

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Lolcow LLC
All positions: One man
Banned from all payment processors

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Admin: Jews

why dont you put the joos into the finance or accounting? tryna save money?

 

[ChompChomp]

Company pillars:
1. Make products that work.
2. Make products that last.
3. Pass savings onto customers.
4. Profit is a secondary concern to employee well-being, customer satisfaction, and eco-friendly operations.
5. Open floor plans and no remote work; we're a family here.

why dont you put the joos into the finance or accounting? tryna save money?

Did you not read the title of this thread?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Company pillars:
1. Make products that work.
2. Make products that last.
3. Pass savings onto customers.
4. Profit is a secondary concern to employee well-being, customer satisfaction, and eco-friendly operations.
5. Open floor plans and no remote work; we're a family here.


Did you not read the title of this thread?

yeah, the jew would run away with the money. simple as.

 

[dreamworks face]

1. Founder drinks the blood of children in an effort to attain immortality.
2. Business plan? Spy on people and sell their data to the government. Also something something AI.
3. CEO is a crazy leftist billionaire jew who can't drive
4. Company is named after some faggot nerd shit from lord of the rings.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Honeycomb.io, but like ten times the size.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Lolcow LLC
All positions: One man
Banned from all payment processors

attached to the Internet drama forum

 

[Made In Wales]

The New World Order.

You're welcome.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

CEO: White woman
Accounting: Assorted Semites
Finance: Jews
HR: Black Queens
Logisitics: Southern Afrikaners
Admin: Indian
R&D: Mexicans
PR: Discordians
Labor Union: Rust Developers
IT: Niggers
Workers: Feminists

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

Old women in any of these positions.

 

[PetiteFeet]

modern day ActiBlizz/Microshaft but Chris Metzen is an indian guy.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Apparently, Christians/Cults create toxic work environments, so I'd pick those as the entire base, including the women as 24/7 labor, waking up at 4 AM...and an unstable white woman as the founder/CEO that demands the products to be perfect, making the workers never leave the workplace and allowing corporal punishment to their children as young as 1.

 

[Agarathium1066]

It already exists, it's called Kel-tec. They take normal firearms, do a fat line of booger sugar, then make the dumbest variants on earth.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

starving african children working at my chicken soup factory

 

[Crypt Kicker]

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

temu

 

[Radola Gajda]

modern day ActiBlizz/Microshaft but Chris Metzen is an indian guy.

So basically what we have right now ?

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

CEO: White Woman
Accounting: Africans
Finance: American Blacks
HR: Indian Men
Logistics: Africans (2)
Admin: American Blacks (2)
R&D: Africans (3)
PR: Furfags
Labor Union: Indian Men (2)
IT: Africans (4)
Workers: American Blacks (3)

 

[Ventrue]

CEO: DSP
Accounting: RTU
Finance: Bossmanjack
HR: Amberlynn Reid and Chantal Sarault
Logisitics: Nick Rekieta
Admin: Chris Chan
R&D: KingCobraJFS
PR: Anisa and Ian Jomha
Labor Union: Patrick Tomlinson
IT: Null
Workers: WingsofRedemption and Ethan Ralph