Desert Island Lolcows - If you could only have eight lolcows for the rest of your life

[AnOminous]

Here's mine:

Russell Godfrey Greer
Patrick Sean Tomlinson
John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt
Jack Russell Scalfani (assuming the ridiculous hypothetical that he remains among the living)

Two celebrity cows who if you were on a desert island and could follow their doings, you'd also have a reasonably good idea what world news was doing:
Elon Reeve Musk
Scott Raymond Adams

Newest addition:
Nicholas Robert Rekieta

And even though he's well past his prime
Chris-Chan

 

[RX-78]

Danny, Chris, Ralph, Ralph again because he's criminally obese and counts for two cows, LTG, Tony Chase, cyraxx, and jew lawayer. A good balance of the fundamentals, new age schizoids, and clashing personalities.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

I don't really care that much

 

[W00K #17]

None.

Lolcows come in and out like the tides. Content drip isn't guaranteed. Wouldn't hitch my lolwagon to any of them.

I'd be more into music as far as desert island lists go.

 

[Hortikekulture]

I'll go ahead and choose

-Einshine
-Reformed Stoic
-Captain Content
-Stop Speeding
-Chris Chan
-Tommy Tallerico
-Quinton Reviews
-The Quartering

 

[Roast]

-Alexander4488
-Quinton Reviews
-Dillin Thomas
-Chris-Chan
-DarksydePhil
-Kengle
-Keffals
-Andrew Dobson (if inactive cows count, if not, iDubbbz)

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Cyraxx, DSP, Tommy Tooter, Ralph, CWC, Elon, Rekieta, and Nick Fuentes

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I'm going to choose to assume OP means 'Which eight lolcows would you like to be stranded on a desert island with?' and that everybody who has replied, thus far, is inevitably anticipating participation in some sort of degenerate autist orgy on a deserted island paradise, away from the scornful, judgmental eyes of the civilised world.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Mine would be Elon Musk, Kanye West, Jennifer Jay, DarksydePhil, Dylan Hafertepen, Nick Rekieta, Sam Hyde, and Jack Scalfani.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

I'm going to choose to assume OP means 'Which eight lolcows would you like to be stranded on a desert island with?' and that everybody who has replied, thus far, is inevitably anticipating participation in some sort of degenerate autist orgy on a deserted island paradise, away from the scornful, judgmental eyes of the civilised world.

Can I clone Chris-chan 7 times then? I'd have an orgy with 8 Chris-chans.

 

[CptnSnshn]

JustinRPG as Reshiram is big enough to fly both of us off the island.