Orbiter Demon Baby #3 / The Gunt’s Third Possible Piglet - A possible third Demon Baby on the Way?

Does Ethan Ralph have a small penis?

  • Yes

    Votos: 243 98.4%
  • No

    Votos: 4 1.6%

  • Total de votantes
    247
It's obvious they both fucking hate each other. The sex has to be utterly miserable. Ralph's too fat, drugged up and lazy to do anything other than lay there. I don't think I've ever seen someone willing to go to such disgusting and pathetic lengths for internet attention. Letting the Gunt nut in you again even after the misery of the past few months (I mean, it's probably always been miserable but) is truly next-level. Especially knowing this is all out of spite and Ralph no doubt thought exclusively about men (Harry, Jim, Josh, probably even Vickers) the entire lime.
I think it's become spite towards Harry for Meigh as well, at least in part. She's a big girl who doesn't need dad now that he no longer gives her unconditional dadbux. She has a real man now!
 
I love how he pretends he's got 'RALPHAMALE SEED!!' as if he didn't just put a condom on his ralpha-thumb incorrectly. You're doing great buddy!! You sure owned the haters by uh.. having another child?... good luck with those Mexican Pequeno Peeno condoms
 
Based Ralph ensuring ensuring his ultimate lolcow bloodline doesn't go extinct. Our grandchildren will be laughing happily. Ronnie would be so proud.
 
Will the child have Mexican citizenship? Would be funny if it were an anchor baby.
He better honor this guntlet's heritage by making Tequila it's middle name.

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Is that true in MX? I know it’s true in the US but they ain’t in the US. Besides, it’s a lot more than just the delivery. It’s all the prenatal stuff, an OB-GYN, ultrasounds, etc.
Prenatal care? OHBEEGEEEHYENNN?! ULKTRASOUNDS?! What are you, some kind of pussy? That's shit for a woman to worry about. Couldn't be me!
 
I don’t get it. Meigh is not bad looking, fucked in the head but not too stupid, her perversions and edginess make her the ideal queen for many guys that grew up a bit too online… and she willingly chose Ethan Ralph to impregnate her twice? Why? How? I simply don’t get it. She has to have had some better options.
 
Ralph mentioned that Meigh is early in her pregnancy and that he shouldn't be announcing it so soon.
There is a good chance that this bites Ralph in the ass and turns out to be a miscarriage.
Remember when he mocked other people for have miscarried children?
Same shit was said about cozy rozy, so who know.s
 
Hey lads, there's a possibility no one has mentioned

What if the baby comes out, let's say....

Uncharacteristically good at dancing the salsa? With higher than expected tolerance for spices?
 
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