Dec Indie 'marathon' 2018

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D$P is skipping Stardew Valley to play Axiom...because he bought that game and wants to play it. Says he's 'worried about not remembering how to play Stardew'. This didn't bother him about Minecraft. He bought that game too though. Minecraft on xbox for $20 he says he thinks he'll get his money's worth though since he plans to add it into his 'interactive games list'. Ruiner? He flat out didn't want to play that one. Two patron voted games nixed. Thanks for the money dummies!
 
Fuck the patreons, just because they paid to nominate a game and it actually won, doesn't mean he's gonna play it. Cucked again.

Incredibly chill stream.
 
Raven'sChild dijo:
D$P is skipping Stardew Valley to play Axiom...because he bought that game and wants to play it. Says he's 'worried about not remembering how to play Stardew'. This didn't bother him about Minecraft. He bought that game too though. Minecraft on xbox for $20 he says he thinks he'll get his money's worth though since he plans to add it into his 'interactive games list'. Ruiner? He flat out didn't want to play that one. Two patron voted games nixed. Thanks for the money dummies!
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To be fair to Dark, I feel like watching him play Stardew valley is a detractor meme.
 
lol people who paid to watch him playing stardews were complaining in the chat and got banned.


"I know there are people wont be happy with me not playing stardew, but I DONT CARE, this is MY STREAM, I get to decide what I wanna play"'


SO WTF is the point of the poll then? from your PATRONS?

What a piece of shit this guy is



He will play what "BITS HITS" instead of what patrons chose

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all of the times he does his little Patreon plug about how if you donate YOU have the power to nominate games and dictate what's played on these marathons and what not and he pulls some shit like this

because alienating the most ardent retards that support you on Patreon is a smart move when you're in a financial crisis and youre trying to squeeze every ounce of money out of them that you can

Mr Business Degree
 
Counted votes
Axiom: 16
Stardew: 25

Stardew skipped...because he didn't want to play it. Gonna go out on a limb and say he never had any intention of playing Stardew in the first place.
Destro1986 dijo:
To be fair to Dark, I feel like watching him play Stardew valley is a detractor meme.
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D$P playing Minecraft is more a meme than Stardew and he plans to play Minecraft on a regular basis now.
 
Raven'sChild dijo:
Counted votes
Axiom: 16
Stardew: 25

Stardew skipped...because he didn't want to play it. Gonna go out on a limb and say he never had any intention of playing Stardew in the first place.

D$P playing Minecraft is more a meme than Stardew and he plans to play Minecraft on a regular basis now.
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No that was just my way that I can't think of anything that sounds as boring as watching Dark play Stardew Valley.
 
big ups liquid richard dijo:
Stream can easily override Patreon just through mere suggestion. Patreon is just his cuck-shed at this point. Only the biggest cucks still fall for it.
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At least he was honest about the new goal. Give me money to vote on Patreon or just show up and suggest a video in chat. Next time Dspgaming goes down for a few hours he will be shocked and confused on why his Patreon payment is so low. How could no one be donating when he gives them so much power?
 
$118 in tips
$160.48 in bits
At least $30 in subs

Not-a-fundraiser: $310

Good thing he didn't have a $2k goal on screen. That would have been embarrassing.

EDIT: meanwhile tevin's stream got over $450. "He makes less money than me" "lower quality viewers"
 
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$310. That’s it. How fucking depressing is that?!

This motherfucker... had the audacity to say, “did we make any headway on the tax situation? NO. I feel like viewership was down because people don’t wanna see me play this game and Smash tomorrow and blah blah blah...”

It blows my mind that he can’t take a step back and say, “You know what? Maybe I am the problem. I need to change some things.”

This “marathon” was such a disaster of a train wreck and I couldn’t look away. He was banking HARD on making a bunch of cash, and in the end, he made just about enough to make it seem like a regular old stream.

A B S O L U T E F A I L U R E

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I don’t know why I love dspPepe so fucking much but it’s the perfect representation of this marathon.
 
thebonesauce dijo:
This motherfucker... had the audacity to say, “did we make any headway on the tax situation? NO. I feel like viewership was down because people don’t wanna see me play this game and Smash tomorrow and blah blah blah...”.
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guy with a business degree thinks the best thing to do with a business is to ignore what customers want, and bitch about his real life problems when his customers want to relax and escape reality for a while

thebonesauce dijo:
It blows my mind that he can’t take a step back and say, “You know what? Maybe I am the problem. I need to change some things.”
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the day phil gains the ability to step back and look at himself is also the day he drinks bleach and spends the last moments of his life realizing he is everything he said he hated.
 
SoapQueen1 dijo:
$118 in tips
$160.48 in bits
At least $30 in subs

Not-a-fundraiser: $310

Good thing he didn't have a $2k goal on screen. That would have been embarrassing.

EDIT: meanwhile tevin's stream got over $450. "He makes less money than me" "lower quality viewers"
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Unique cheerers: 58
Total cheers: 173
Final bit total is: $175.28
Average cheer: $1.01

Subs: 25 [24@$4.99, 1@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 10 gifted, 6 Twitch subs (24.00%), 10 total resubs (40.00%), 2 Twitch resubs (8.00%) ]
Gift Sub Renewals: 0 (0.00%)
Known sub money is: $66.00
Total Subs (via decapi): 519

Cheers + Subs Total = $241.28

Add that $118 in tips (just over half of which was one $60 tip from CJUphoria, but I'll check later), and we get $359.28. Above average for a standard stream, I guess, but definitely not the windfall he was counting on. That said, his fundraiser at Christmas will almost certainly bring in a good bit more. I'd venture a guess at the total being between $1k-2k.

One other note--total stream time was ~8h 40min. At least 1h 40 min of that was prestream. And he took at least, what...4 breaks when he switched games? Nice fuckin' marathon that comes in around the usual 6 hours of gameplay.

Edit: Because I was curious, here's the cheers for the day in 15 minute increments:

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Stream start was announced at 1:33 PM EST. 1st game change (from Minecraft to Sonic Dreams Collection) was announced at 4:47 PM. It's, uh, pretty clear that things died off HARD after that change--73% of all his cheers, including the tooth fairy cheering last night, came by 4:45 PM. Ouch. It's no wonder Phil thinks Minecraft was "successful", but I think Tevin's also right that it just seems that way because Minecraft was played first, so that's when all the cheers and tips and whatnot were likely to come.
 
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His breaks have always been his undoing. It's inevitable, people will drop after a break sure. But 20 minute breaks cause people to leave in droves. He doesn't need them. He can play mobile games later.
 
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