Dec Indie 'marathon' 2018

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Grazydream (who I'm 99% sure is a college student) throwing 100 bit cheers at a 36 year old man to give him baby-step tips in a children's game (Cheer100 Build a furnace). If that's not Phil's stream boiled down to its essence, I don't know what is.
 
Even with the EZ-mode built in crafting guide D$P is still failing at a game millions of small children manage to play. He is again relying on his chat to tell him what to do. He played this game before, but is utterly clueless...in a game rated E-for Everyone. He's digging the achievements though...
 
"How do I make iron?"
"Look, the water suddenly stops. Must be a glitch"
Donation: Hey Phil, water travels max 9 blocks. "I dunno what that means"
"How do you build a house?"
"You can also put the meat in the furnace?"
*hawk hawk hawk*

Hey Dave, legit question. Do you dress yourself?
 
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He somehow managed to make this stream even more boring than his usual stuff. Christ on a bike...

And for some reason some exceptional individual decided to reward him for it by tipping $60.
 
It is just astounding how out of touch he is... He absolutely TRASHES Fortnite, one of the biggest, most popular games on the market. The devs are making money hand over fist, and so are the people who stream it. It’s a very good streamable game, but fuck that noise. Let’s play Minecraft instead, a game that hasn’t been relevant for years. Let’s play I Wanna Be The Guy, a game DEPENDENT on trial and error, played by a man who needs to be told how to build a fucking FURNACE in Minecraft. Let’s play Stardew Valley (doubtful) and have no idea what to do, making zero progress because it’s not a game you can just pick up and play for an hour, barely even getting into things. Let’s play Axiom Verge, while admittedly a great Metroidvania, is an exploration oriented game played by a man who can barely conquer jumping puzzles in a Mega Man game. And then you have Sonic Dreams... Gee, can’t wait for him to constantly be droning on, “WAAAAAUUUUWWWWW DOOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK DOOD.”

This entire stream is nothing but an excuse to beg for tips all day. It’s pathetic beyond my comprehension.
 
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It is just astounding how out of touch he is... He absolutely TRASHES Fortnite, one of the biggest, most popular games on the market. The devs are making hand over fist, and so are the people who stream it. It’s a very good streamable game, but fuck that noise. Let’s play Minecraft instead, a game that hasn’t been relevant for years. Let’s play I Wanna Be The Guy, a game DEPENDENT on trial and error, played by a man who needs to be told how to build a fucking FURNACE in Minecraft. Let’s play Stardew Valley (doubtful) and have no idea what to do, making zero progress because it’s not a game you can just pick up and play for an hour, barely even getting into things. Let’s play Axiom Verge, while admittedly a great Metroidvania, is an exploration oriented game played by a man who can barely conquer jumping puzzles in a Mega Man game. And then you have Sonic Dreams... Gee, can’t wait for him to constantly be droning on, “WAAAAAUUUUWWWWW DOOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK DOOD.”

This entire stream is nothing but an excuse to beg for tips all day. It’s pathetic beyond my comprehension.
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Seems like things are going as expected. Only three more fundraisers to go...this month. Maybe our new poll should be how many "special" streams Phil will do between now and April.
 
JamFlowMan dijo:
Seems like things are going as expected. Only three more fundraisers to go...this month. Maybe our new poll should be how many "special" streams Phil will do between now and April.
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Has he proposed a new year's stream/marathon? Given his propensity for staying up (now confirmed literally) drunk off his ass you'd think that'd be something right up his alley.
 
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1.5 hrs in and D$P is now keeping "a rough tally" of Total tips excluding change and setting up for an inaccurate accounting of money given. It's not his fault. His keyboard is apparently glitched so adding the entire amount to the Total Tip tally is to bothersome.
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His mole in tevin stream texted him and said Tevin ordered his troll army to give Phil wacky amounts of change.

Or Tevin said it would be funny if that happened and then two people did it and made Phil annoyed. Either way.
 
thebonesauce dijo:
It is just astounding how out of touch he is... He absolutely TRASHES Fortnite, one of the biggest, most popular games on the market. The devs are making hand over fist, and so are the people who stream it. It’s a very good streamable game, but fuck that noise. Let’s play Minecraft instead, a game that hasn’t been relevant for years. Let’s play I Wanna Be The Guy, a game DEPENDENT on trial and error, played by a man who needs to be told how to build a fucking FURNACE in Minecraft. Let’s play Stardew Valley (doubtful) and have no idea what to do, making zero progress because it’s not a game you can just pick up and play for an hour, barely even getting into things. Let’s play Axiom Verge, while admittedly a great Metroidvania, is an exploration oriented game played by a man who can barely conquer jumping puzzles in a Mega Man game. And then you have Sonic Dreams... Gee, can’t wait for him to constantly be droning on, “WAAAAAUUUUWWWWW DOOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK DOOD.”

This entire stream is nothing but an excuse to beg for tips all day. It’s pathetic beyond my comprehension.
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I know streamers who talk about how they don't do Minecraft anymore cause anytime they post a Minecraft video or stream they get trolled.
 
Breaking News: D$P now plans to add Minecraft into his 'go-to chill games'. He apparently talked to other Minecraft YTers on Twitter and was amazed by how interactive the game is with 'fans'. He now plans to play the game regularly. Enjoy folks!
 
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He'd be screaming in agony if he tore his ACL, holy shit. This guy could put Munchausen to shame with his malingering.

Just throw out whatever malady sounds really serious and totally invisible, Dave. You blew your Achilles tendon. Both of them. And you're suicidally depressed. And you have double-secret pancreatic cancer.
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*opens up webmd*
so guys, i haven't been feeling well
and i think i have *leans over*
acquired immune deficiency syndrome
please donate so i can get some gi- i mean cough syrup and get over it
....
AND NOW THE DEHTRACTORS ARE SAYING IM A FAGGOT ENJOY THE BANS YOU ASSHOLES ARF ARF ARF ARF

Il_Duke dijo:
Grazydream (who I'm 99% sure is a college student) throwing 100 bit cheers at a 36 year old man to give him baby-step tips in a children's game (Cheer100 Build a furnace). If that's not Phil's stream boiled down to its essence, I don't know what is.
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a game even children can play with proficiency
now i'm convinced that in a survival situation, dave would be the first to die
 
Watched his stream for a few minutes, couldn’t stand watching any longer. What a boring unpleasant streamer Phil is. Can’t believe people still support him.
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink dijo:
Wtf is this story, he’s telling us about him drunkenly passing out on the couch watching tv and hurting himself standing up like some 80 year old man.....
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Is this true? Did he admit that he was up late and drunk? And passed out on the couch? Is this confirming: 1) he drinks heavily every night 2) he does not sleep in the same bed with his soulmate?

WeeblesWobble dijo:
"I have no aspirations of growing up...
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... is more in line with reality.
 
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Knew this "event" was coming weeks in advance.
Complains about the sun shining through his blinds, messing with his cam quality.
Fiddles around with shit for about 10 minutes to see if he can improve stuff.
Says there's nothing he can do about it.

Nibba just hang up a towel or blanket in front of the goddamn window. Jesus. How hard can it be?
 
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Has he proposed a new year's stream/marathon? Given his propensity for staying up (now confirmed literally) drunk off his ass you'd think that'd be something right up his alley.
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Drinking on stream is detrimental to ones health. However, drinking alone late into the night, passing out on the couch, and falling down as your soulmate tries to drag you up to bed is normal adult human behavior.
 
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