Debate whether Democrats or Republicans are gay. - Stickers now included

[What the shit]

Obviously both sides are hated to very serious extents. Now debate to us which side is worse in terms of policy, conduct, corruption, and the like.

 

[lemonsensei]

Both are equally gay because politicians are inherently ass kissers and faggy sellouts.

 

[Chilson]

Different shades of paint on the same barn wall. All politicians are corrupt scum sucking sellouts.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The earth is gay it’s in the universes butthole

 

[trailcamwhore]

Republicans have a couple normal guys and everyone else is fucked up psychos.

Being a male couple is gay.

 

[Shek$il]

Democrats, they have a lot of men sucking eachother's cocks. That's Free Market gay.

Republicans, they have a lot of men sucking like six or seven obese conmen's cocks. That's Protectionist gay.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

The earth is gay it’s in the universes butthole

Nah, Mars is more homosexual - It's a completely dead planet, much like a lesbian's sex life.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nah, Mars is more homosexual - It's a completely dead planet, much like a lesbian's sex life.

Somebody put a ring on Saturn so obviously he isn’t getting any

 

[the clap]

Gay scientists are right now working on a space mission to reach Uranus

 

[Nod Flenders]

The correct answer is yes. Both are gay.

 

[Jaimas]

Politician Democrat gay (in its current incarnation) is out in the open and more often than not, flagrant to the point of bordering on parody.

Politician Republican gay is like that one gay anti-gay representative who was later caught soliciting gay sex in a men's room.

 

[Jack Awful]

All elites are pedophiles

 

[Lurker]

the party opposite of the party i vote for is the gay party.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Not hard to figure out.
The Democrats are for Big Gay.
The Republicans are for small gay.
That simple.

 

[The Ugly One]

They're both gay, but Democrats have recently embraced policies like "letting homeless people shit everywhere," "letting blacks commit any crime they want," "letting pedophiles come to school to teach kids how to twerk," and "bankrupting the planet so Hunter Biden can personally profit," so they are the gayest by a hair.

At least with Republicans in charge, the worst thing is endless, pointless, low-casualty war and unchecked migration of illiterate farm hands from Central America. Democrats are all that plus bag of chips (and the chips are coated in monkeypox).

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

No political party in America care about us. Republicans appear as the lesser of the two evils but still comprise of a bunch of faggots.

 

[LeChampion1992]

To keep it humorous but true the difference between Republicans and Democrats is this.

Dems Want to fuck your kids openly and would love to make it a civil right.

Republicans want to groom and rape your kids without your consent in the closet.

Either way your leaders are probably pedophiles.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Takes two to gay sex. Therefore, both gay.

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

tried to embed this as a video clip but failed cuz im gay.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Don't think so, both camps seem unable to feel joy.