Debate various Kiwi Farms users on ERPing over Discord - Valentine's Discord Massacre

[It's Cold Outside]

I've not been here long enough to know any of the people involved in this or if there's even a chance for this to be real. All I know is that this is the worst fucking thing I have seen this morning.

 

[Rango Dango]

I made that comment as a one-off joke, do we actually believe in that gay EPI stuff here unironically? oh no no no, not like this kiwibros… our response?

our response:

Tema 'LGBTQiwis'

22 de Jun, 2015

Hey, how many people on this site are homos? It seems like there's a significant number of LGBT users here.
Just curious.

• Randall Fragg
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Reacciones: x 7 x 10 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 1 x 25 x 4 x 3 x 1

 

[Newton Pud]

WRONG

Everyone here is dude. Including women, dude.

Dudette

Whatever

 

[invisibult plus+]

The real Y chromosomes were the friends we made along the way.

 

[Spark the Electric Jester]

Alright you sick freaks, here they are. I started losing it at the end so I didn't do all of them, I hope 10 is enough.
kiwiERP1.wav
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Would be funnier as a video with the chat images on screen but I don't know how to edit videos and don't have time to learn today.

Why the fuck is this pinned why did i have to hear this

 

[Urgunt]

Nah, I'm one of those retard foids that fell for the Jewish trick of taking T. There's a reason I hate trannies and doctors so much

You talk and sound like a natsoc MTF. Your lies won't work here, stinkditch.

 

[dcss]

Jewish

Stop blaming Jews

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Would be funnier as a video with the chat images on screen but I don't know how to edit videos and don't have time to learn today.

im too late.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Alright you sick freaks, here they are. I started losing it at the end so I didn't do all of them, I hope 10 is enough.
kiwiERP1.wav
kiwiERP2.wav
kiwiERP3.wav
kiwiERP4.wav
kiwiERP5.wav
kiwiERP6.wav
kiwiERP7.wav
kiwiERP8.wav
kiwiERP9.wav
kiwiERP10.wav

Would be funnier as a video with the chat images on screen but I don't know how to edit videos and don't have time to learn today.

I do like how the Librivox recording parody at the beginning.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

its not everyday that you get to see erotic kiwi fanfiction

 

[long waters]

its not everyday that you get to see erotic kiwi fanfiction

That just means you're not in the right DMs

 

[David Thoughie]

i deadass didn't spend a single picosecond reading these chatlogs

 

[General Zoider]

i am actually suprised they didnt try to use something like tupperbox and instead used thier actual real names

 

[saturated trans fats]

i am actually suprised they didnt try to use something like tupperbox and instead used thier actual real names

The fact that there may be a peeping tom documenting your virtual love quest makes every ERP sesh so much hotter and exhilarating.

 

[LolcowsESL]

 

[CyrusHowler]

X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You uwu you so warm levels of ERP. Not one instance of She Breasted Boobily down the stairs....Fuck this shit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

>ERP-ing on the internet
>using "Discord" when you don't have to
>using "Discord" _AND_ ERP-ing?

top kek

 

[Tablet County]

You can tell it's fake because REAL Kiwi Farms ERP happens on-site in DM chains.

 

[MIU]

What even is the appeal of ERP? Like, how desperate you gotta be to do this shit.

 

[Tablet County]

What even is the appeal of ERP? Like, how desperate you gotta be to do this shit.

I imagine it's the same thing that compels people to normal freeform RP, just with wanking. RP at its core is essentially just co-authoring a book with really shitty formatting, and in ERP that book happens to be erotica.
Of course, that's me being generous. Realistically it's probably the same sort of thing that gets people donating to titty streamers: low-stakes simulated sex with interactivity. It's probably actually better than that because you're not wasting money, but it seems much more embarrassing.