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Why are you bald?
Debate @TheRealist067 on the rational philosophical merits of advertising your MGTOW channel in lolcow threads.
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN MOVING ZEN SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY FORUM THREAD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON KIWIFARMS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING
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ah shit this nigga studied the blade
... Is anybody going to tell this poor, confused old man the truth?
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That he is the David to @PeachDream aka Daniel Keem's Goliath? I think he knows.
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I still think its elder abuse but what do I know
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Swordfags like him are just pathetic.
"uwu look at me I'm so practiced with MY BLADE!!!! and MY ZEN!!!!"
@TheRealist067 You're a pathetic manchild who hasn't accomplished shit in his life. You don't have a job, you don't have a wife or a long-term girlfriend, and you will never have a child of your own. You have built nothing in your life worth bragging over. Just because you swing a wooden sword around (badly!) and you larp as some kind of swordmaster, it doesn't mean shit.
Besides, this is how your edgy swordsman larp would play out in reality:
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This is mainly a gossip and comedy forum. If you want to be among those who joke and not among those designated as the butt of the joke, you must earn it.
Your channel is called "Philosopher", therefore I presume you talk about your philosophical, and by extension sociopolitical views. When I evaluate one's views, I want to see how well it's working for that person and it doesn't look great in your case.
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Here's what I posted in his other thread.
You will never be a real Samurai. You have no wisdom, you have no honor, you have no katana. You are a faggot loser twisted by MGTOW into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "likes" you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your family is disgusted and ashamed of you. Your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Viewers are utterly repulsed by you. Twenty years of evolution have allowed YouTube watchers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even MGTOWs who "succeed" sound bitter and hateful on video. Your incessant whining is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk viewer to comment, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your low-effort, weak rhetoric. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be okay, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. The homeless shelter staff will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to deal with the crazy old Samurai in his undies. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your channel name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a MGTOW loser is buried there. Your channel will decay and go back to bits and bytes, and all that will remain of your legacy is stale search results of videos with hardly any views. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Wait, so homeboy actually believes he's a Samurai?Here's what I posted in his other thread.
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He plays one on tv.
From his other thread:
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That is some dogshit footwork. @TheRealist067 nigger you look just like I did when I was 7 and playing with a toy lightsaber!He plays one on tv.
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How does someone come here unironically and act like this? Is this a larp? I saw the previous email he sent Null and even that seems almost so crazy it's got to be a joke for someone to send Null if they had even the slightest idea of how to read the room and the vibe of the website.
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Should have ended your ridiculous spiel here champ.
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Oh hi Jeff, it's Steven Bonnell, but you probably know me by my twitch streamer handle, Destiny (I also go by "tiny") !!
As someone who sucks a lot of dicks, I can confirm that this dude @TheRealist067 is a huge faggot, maybe even bigger than me (and not just height wise lol) !!
Take it easy!
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Hey Jeff, it's your old buddy Billy Gates here.
Yes I can also confirm that @TheRealist067 is one of the lamest faggots ever to exist on the Capital-I Internet. We have proof because we planted spyware on all of his computers and devices. And big surprise, turns out his life is the most boring loser shit ever!
He should just log off and never come back online again.