debate @Null on not being able to get himself a girlfriend, even to this day - jersh, you can't run away from this. you are an oldass faggot who haven't married nor have yourself a girlfriend. get the fuck out of your basement and find yourself a girlfriend bro 💪

[base invader]

>t. kissless virgin

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Disregard women acquire infamy

 

[base invader]

Disregard women acquire infamy

okay so when null dies, who's going to be incharge of this site?.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

okay so when null dies, who's going to be incharge of this site?.

the AI copy of null he created, duh

 

[WolfeTone]

Fun fact: OP is from Encyclopaedia Dramatica

 

[base invader]

the AI copy of null he created

created

lmao, as if he's capable of coding an AI of himself.

Fun fact: OP is from Encyclopaedia Dramatica

correction: Encyclopaedia Dramatica forum + Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

okay so when null dies, who's going to be incharge of this site?.

How soon do you expect him to die? If he lives a normal lifespan of about eighty, that'll be in 2073, fifty years from now. Does anyone really expect the Kiwi Farms to last that long? We don't even know if the capital I Internet will still be around by then.

 

[BirdUp]

i'm null

 

[thegooddoctor]

I do agree Null should find himself a nice girl soon, his constant obsession with saying he's not interested does seem almost like a cope at times, like he didn't get the experiences other chads did at the time so maybe it's out of spite.

 

[teriyakiburns]

How dare you! Null has a long-term relationship with a pigeon and two beautiful pigeon-human hybrid children to take care of. He is a good boy who didn't do nothing!

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Based ooperator needs to be picky with his future mate, plus he has no eggs to dry up, he can and should take his time. Plenty of examples of what happens to men if they fall for the wrong whamen, look at Anisa's wife.

The wise man gifteth dick only to women who are worthy to be the mother of their offspring.

 

[Claude Sigma]

We know that he obviously wouldn't tell us if he got a GF, for opsec reasons.

So my headcanon until proven otherwise is that he found a good White woman where he currently lives and want to wait to get married before going back to the US with her so they can buy a nice isolated house in a stand your ground state thanks to his superchat and Monero money, and then proceed to make at least 4 huWhite children while still hosting the farms until he dies of old age at 88 year old.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Spergatory?

 

[Schwarzwald]

Want to know how I'm entirely positive you'd completely ruin your life by hitching yourself to the first average-looking crazed BPD attention whore groupie if you were in Null's position?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We all know Null is waiting for Chantal to come to her senses. When she does, he will swoop in and gallantly take her to a life of Serbian luxury.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Girlfriends are gay and so is OP.

 

[Hitman One]

A femo*d would drain null of his wizardly autistic powers and they are the only thing keeping this site online.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

If women throw themselves at Josh , he will throw pocket change at them.

 

[Matt Damon]

I do agree Null should find himself a nice girl soon, his constant obsession with saying he's not interested does seem almost like a cope at times

He very specifically says he's not interested in e-girls, which is a sign of wisdom and well-adjustedness and not a cope at all.

 

[Dyn]

He very specifically says he's not interested in e-girls, which is a sign of wisdom and well-adjustedness and not a cope at all.

That guy has been seething about me and tagging me into it once every week or two for close to a year now because I said parasocial Kiwi Farms friendships aren't healthy and I don't want to come to KF movie night, so I doubt he'll understand the distinction.