💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Death Fat Death Pool

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I had a dream recently where I was told a lot of things. Kelly Lenza is supposed to die in 18 months from suicide. I don't think all of the things in the dream will come to pass, but it was a powerful enough dream I think she will die next.
 
Ok, I'm putting it out there: Chantal is struggling to breathe just sitting somewhere, like her sofa or the car, and her cardiac cough has gotten worse. And she's still shitting herself willy nilly, so to still be so swollen...her CHF is in full swing. She would very much benefit from some Lasix, but there's no medical care in sight, not even an ER beeze.

I think she's going to have a major medical event by the end of the summer, if not a death beeze. Seriously, if you haven't looked at her a minute you should. It's kind of extraordinary.
 
It's Never Leprosy dijo:
I think she's going to have a major medical event by the end of the summer, if not a death beeze. Seriously, if you haven't looked at her a minute you should. It's kind of extraordinary.
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With diabetes and a high sodium diet, my money is on kidney failure. With all her medical conditions, I am surprised that she is still alive. The human body is a wonderful machine.

However, you can stretch your luck only so much. The dialysis beeze arc will be sublimed. For the first time in her live, Chantal will have to listen and act upon the medical recommendations put on her. It will be worse than death as far as she is concerned.
 
Turd Fergusson dijo:
For the first time in her live, Chantal will have to listen and act upon the medical recommendations put on her. It will be worse than death as far as she is concerned.
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Nah, she won't listen at all. I've seen someone close to me die from kidney failure. He was a medically noncompliant malignant narc just like Chins, and he'd fob off his dialysis appointments on a regular basis. One such instance led to a lengthy hospital stay where he was put under a medically induced coma to save his life. You'd think once he was discharged he'd stop playing Russian roulette with his life and just go to the damn dialysis appointments, but nope.

He died about a month later, on the floor of his home office, gasping for breath and begging his wife for help. It wasn't pretty, and going by the wife's description, it didn't sound painless, either. Pretty grim stuff.

Thing is, I'm not even sure she's going to make it far enough to get on oxygen and dialysis, because she's so vain she's avoided going to the doctor, let alone bothering to pick up the oxygen tanks/wheelchair, because then she'd have to hear the rest of us say "I told you so". Not to mention she'd have no hope of convincing her hannsommess huzzbind that she's made good on her promise to become healthier. She thinks that as long as she's not wheelchair bound and forced to suck oxygen through a tube, she's perfectly fine and owning the haydurs. She's going to ride that stubborn streak of hers straight down into the grave.
 
Yeah I think it will be CHF before her kidneys quit. Her rate of perfusion being as bad as it is, her cardiac/wet cough, her facial edema, the labored breathing - someone counted 38 breaths per minute on a live, which is...wow. That's awful.

Agreed she won't go to the doc, or use O2, or do anything to extend her life. She must feel like absolute ass.
 
It's Never Leprosy dijo:
She's just purple constantly now. I bet her O2 is shockingly low at times. I'm still leaning towards CHF or a stroke.
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Oh yeah. Between the diseased heart, cirrhotic fatty liver, and late stage renal disease, both her circulation and her blood oxygen levels have got to be abysmal. But Cheesecake just pushes those filter sliders all the way up and suddenly everything's fine! We don't know what we're talking about, we're all just jealous of her face card.
 
With that fresh cat scratch on her foot, the beets and Wobbles the Scooty Puff, I believe Chantal will be the one to go to that big buffet in hell. BG just earned OF status.
 
FigSoda dijo:
What if Anna is actually the next one to go? And that’s why she dipped?

Although far be it from me to override Lonesome Duds powerful dream prediction.
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I've long held Anna will go first and I'm sticking to it. Without having to go on vid she's just going to nando's and booze herself into fusing with the couch.
 
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