Deagle Nation: Stand Down

[Smutley]

Today is bittersweet - the war against criminal Tyce Andrews has been won, but the cost has been great.

 

[José Mourinho]

Once a marine, always a marine.

Best encouraging video evar.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

It has been a good ride.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

A true suburban warrior. Godspeed, Commander Stryker.

 

[Anonimo]

...If anyone is still even listening which they are probably not because they probably we--- they probably just want to go to fucking college or work instead of listening to my direct orders as commander

How dare these members of Deagle Nation insist that they have lives to live instead of immersing themselves in your cause, Commander! May this decision weigh on their conscious heavilly!

 

[Organic Fapcup]

And so it ends.

Andrews is gone. DeagleDad420 has been punished for his crimes, once and for all. But the Nation... the Nation split. The once proud military nation, still young and flourishing, was felled by its ruthless enemies. The Commander lives, and is free to enjoy a life of privilege point-collecting and relative freedom. The Commander crossed the highway to the Danger Zone and reached safe haven, but at what cost? His officers scattered after the conflict's end. He holds the title of leader of a broken country. The Nation split, and it will not rise back any time soon. The Nation is now a shadow of its former self... but there is peace. The Commander is finally in peace, after all.

Perhaps this was the true Rising of Tiberius. An age of peace, at the expense of Deagle Nation.

 

[Arkangel]

It is now peace time. Lay down your weapons. Got to fucking college. Go to your regular job. Go... live.

 

[BT 075]

my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden

 

[McLolington]

 

[Mondo Zappa]

Even though this is all a bunch of stupid bullshit, that MGS 3 ending music still made me get emotional over Jace's departure.

(sniff) God dammit... Semper Fidelis, dude!

 

[The Knife]

But-but what am I supposed to do now? I WON'T GO BACK TO STRIPPING, DAMMIT!

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

omg wtf I've been training in hopes of getting accepted into Deagle Nation WTFFJKSHKF

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Now gamers of the battlefield can live stream in peace

this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

 

[Duke Nukem]

It was an interesting life he had.

Godspeed, Jace Connors.

 

[AdmiralPingas]

my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden

i am truly sorry for your lots

 

[Rio]

'and at this point in the field of operation I am not able to properly punish these deserters, due to my mom being mad at me..'

Not gonna lie, kinda lol'd.

 

[DEAGLE 4 LYFE]

"It is just like the say in the Army, once a Marine, always a Marine"


I, ah... don't think they say that in the Army.

 

[Zenotwapal]

Down with the man!
Down with Deagledad420!
Semper fidelis!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I am the commander-in-chief, but I can't give out punishments because my mom is mad at me.

SEMPER FI! DO OR DIE!

 

[SIMAN ADABESEE]

be brave brotha