Deadlock - An FPS MOBA by Valve.

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been trying to get into Deadlock, which means watching a bunch of guide videos, and I stumbled upon this YouTuber, and you can literally watch him devolve into a malding redditor as the video goes on. It culminates towards the end to the point where he's literally telling his team that he doesn't like that he was called out for farming constantly while not playing any objective :story:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i95vZilymhEEdit: WATCH THE LAST 20 MINUTES. HE GETS SO PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMEONE CALLING HIM OUT FOR OVER FARMING THAT HE LITERALLY LOSES THEM THE GAME. I thought this was supposed to be a guide about how to absolutely win the game and the last frame is his team losing. I can't stop laughing oh my God is this really how the average mobaoid thinks?!
That's Jammku being epic.
 
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been trying to get into Deadlock, which means watching a bunch of guide videos, and I stumbled upon this YouTuber, and you can literally watch him devolve into a malding redditor as the video goes on. It culminates towards the end to the point where he's literally telling his team that he doesn't like that he was called out for farming constantly while not playing any objective :story:
This guy talks like if you combined every single redditor into a single person, honestly it's so bizarre.
I thought this was supposed to be a guide about how to absolutely win the game and the last frame is his team losing. I can't stop laughing oh my God is this really how the average mobaoid thinks?!
Unfortunately yes. There is a subset of players who do not want to first and foremost win but they want to be the main character.
 
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He's right you know...
 
new patch https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/670617878982034052
Bunch of substantial changes. They are testing out a complete urn rework.
I feel like the new urn makes the game even stompier than it can be already. I get that they’re trying to make it more interactive and make lower ranked players like me want to engage with it more, but it just makes blue into an even bigger clusterfuck than it is already. A lot of games feel like you’re fucked because your retarded teammates left you with too little map control to even try to contest it or the other team has a comp that just makes them have a way better time getting it.

I also had a McGinnis that used magic carpet to put a billion turrets on the spires above the midboss tunnels. That made me want to punt my keyboard across the house.

Edit: They walked back the turn-in location.
 
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Edit: They walked back the turn-in location.
Urn drop off point is moved from the above bridge in the mid lane to under the bridge in the side lane

- Urn timer extension when contested increased from 1.25s to 3s

- Urn deposit timers for favored/neutral/unfavored increased from 3/5/10s to 5/10/15s

- Urn comeback bullet and spirit resist auras reduced from 50% to 35%

- Urn pickup spot is now where the old comeback drop off spots

were for when your team is behind

- Urn runner no longer has sprint disabled

- Urn runner now has max sprint acceleration

- Urn runner now gains +2m Sprint, +1 Stamina, +10% Dash

Distance and +15% Stamina Regen

- Urn runner for the team that is behind now gains an extra +4m Sprint

- Urn collision radius increased by 20%

- Various smaller urn holding timers and variables adjusted to account for the new location

 
I know I’ve been playing horribly, but some of these people are dumber than dogshit. I’ve been tilted and gone back down to seeker. In the last game yesterday, I was killing it as Kelvin and we had the other team’s Silver ragequit. We were way ahead and for some retarded reason the Seven on our team decides he’s going to try and solo midboss at a point far too early for that to be possible when we desperately need dps in lane.

Do I just need to force myself to play carries? I’m trying to play supports because I know that macro is way more important than the dipshits in low elo hell realize, but that rarely amounts to anything when they refuse to look at the goddamn map. This shit is ridiculous.
 
We were way ahead and for some retarded reason the Seven on our team decides he’s going to try and solo midboss

this is your seven/wraith/hypercarry/"main character", unfortunately he is retarded

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Thankfully valve has prepared in advance to equip you with the perfect tool to keep retarded teammates in check, you see this? this is your retard leash

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if you notice someone doing something they shouldn't, just use this. yes they'll whine and complain but you are physically pulling them from a situation that they have no business doing, its a far more effective option than just telling them because either the retard doesn't have ears or they're so retarded that any good advice sails over their head like a fly ball. do it enough times and they will stop making poor decisions. Is it because they realize they're bad calls? heavens no they just want to avoid getting yanked back.

on top of all of this it also serves as an excellent self heal or save for your actually competent teammates who just got caught out in a teamfight.
 
Thankfully valve has prepared in advance to equip you with the perfect tool to keep retarded teammates in check, you see this? this is your retard leash
The thing is that we were pushed back into the base. I couldn’t have done shit with rescue beam if I tried.

Yesterday has another retarded game. Queued as Viper and we had the other team ragequit except an Abrams and Kelvin. It is astonishing how nasty it is to dislodge the two tankiest characters in the game getting solo farm under their walkers and base. Our Infernus being completely new and trying to stun Kelvin with his ult through the globe didn’t help.
 
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- Apollo: Disengaging Sigil T2 increased from +20% Fire Rate to +30%

- Apollo: Flawless Advance T1 heal from 30+0.75 to 35+1.0

Apollo: Flawless Advance T2 increased from -10s Cooldown to -12s

- Apollo: Itani Lo Sahn damage increased from 190 to 200

- Apollo: Itani Lo Sahn spirit scaling increased from 2.3 to 2.6

Graves: Jar of Dead damage reduced from 20 + 0.31/spirit to 17 + 0.27/spirit

- Graves: Ghouls damage reduced by 15%

- Graves: Ghouls bounty increased from 25+1/min to 35+2/min

- McGinnis: Heavy Barrage range reduced from 50m to 36m

- McGinnis: Heavy Barrage T1 Dash Slow reduced from 30% to 18% (regular slow still 30%)

- McGinnis: Heavy Barrage T3 Damage Per Rocket reduced from +18 to +15

- Pocket: Flying Cloak T3 reduced from -14s Cooldown to -13s

- Pocket: Affliction T3 reduced from +18 DPS to +14

- Silver: Slam Fire Current Health as Damage reduced from 3% to 2.5%

- Silver: Slam Fire T3 reduced from 8% Current Health as Damage to 7%

- Silver: Entangling Bola cooldown increased from 20s to 23s

- Silver: Entangling Bola T2 increased from -5s Cooldown to -8s

Silver: Lycan Curse Fire Rate reduced from 65% to 60%

Victor: Shocking Reanimation T3 reduced from -130s Cooldown to -120s

- Yamato: Power Slash spirit scaling reduced from 2.1 to 1.85

- Yamato: Flying Slash cast range reduced from 30m to 28m


TLDR - Victor & Apollo buffed

Graves, Mcginnis , Pocket , Sliver ,Yamato minor nerfs
 
I wanted to try celeste since her movement is fun
The literal second game I got someone on the enemy team asked when my transition date is....
What's another fun movement character......
I would've said Silver because using her 2 to fuck around is fun once you fix her stamina issues but she is a half-time furry....
Maybe Viscous? You can do shenanagins with puddle punch
 
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