Dead Corgis Do Not Shed - Interactive Story

[EI 903]

Smack him upside the head with one of the apples.

 

[Xarpho]

Attack and eat the orange.

 

[Pikonic]

Get the pigman judge to kill the orange and rape it's skins.

 

[exball]

Peel that pizzashit.

 

[Dollars2010]

I'm sorry for the long wait, but since you have all been so swell and suggesting great ideas, I did a big update for all of you!
Randomly generated suggestions:

Stab the orange with his fork hand.

Peel him and feast on his delicious innards. Then take his money.

I'm not going to let this pizzashit stand in my way!

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A spray of orange juice sprays everywhere!

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Grrr! Take that!

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Heh, that takes care of tha...Oh? Hello?

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I wake up in a cell. It seems that they took my cloak and bone helmet. I didn't even get to snag the orange guy's coin. Damn.

 

[The Knife]

There's a crack in the wall! Put a bomb on it!

 

[EI 903]

Stand trial for the murder of the Orange King.

 

[Surtur]

Grab a cup and use it to rattle the bars.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Yap to the extreme

 

[Overcast]

Contemplate your life leading you all the way up to this point.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Go up to the door and DEMAND!1 that you get your lawyer, Rob Bell.

Alternativly, ask for your phone call and prank call somebody.

 

[Glaive]

Ask for your one prison phone call to contact Corg.org for help.

HELP

 

[ON 190]

Go into a trance and pray to the power of The Streets to save you.

 

[Foulmouth]

Form a corg power prison gang and fight with the poodle gang.

 

[exball]

 

[Pikonic]

RESCUE LIL BUDDY!!!!!!

 

[Dollars2010]

Randomly generated suggestions:

Contemplate your life leading you all the way up to this point.

I take a moment to reminiscent on days gone by.

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Memories flood my mind, filling it with recollections of joyous times and the dreadful. Many are difficult to recall. Vague images fill my bustling mind. How strange and unusual life has been up to this point. But what is life? What does it mean to truly live? How does one accomplish such a task to make life worthy of experiencing? I am but one single corgi in this world, living my life the way I want to experience it. Such an eventful life it has been, until I realize: I've been wasting my time posting on a forum dedicated to a manchild who shits himself, dresses like a poor man's Hannibal Lecter, and spends his tugboat on Legos.

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This gives me feels.

 

[Surtur]

Lil Buddy shows up and picks the lock.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Pierce your corgi taint while drunk on prison wine.

 

[EI 903]

Tunnel out through the crack in the wall, covering your progress with a strategically-placed Sailor Moon poster.