Dead Corgis Do Not Shed - Interactive Story

[Pikonic]

That apple is far too pretty to eat, just befriend the worm inside

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Save the apple for a cat. Dogs are only meant to eat pears.

 

[Xarpho]

Eat the apple!

 

[Dr. Meme]

quit embroidery school and become the lawyer your parents always dreamed you would be

 

[Le Bateleur]

Zap to the extreme!

 

[Dollars2010]

Randomly generated suggestion:

That apple is far too pretty to eat, just befriend the worm inside

This apple sure is pretty, let's befriend it!

Spoiler

Ahh, what was that sound?! A cat? And what's this? Another apple?

Just what is this place?

 

[Surtur]

Roll for Knowledge (Dungeoneering)

 

[Male]

Suddenly, a troublesome orange approaches you, he grins evilly while flipping a coin

 

[applecat]

Don't take any guff from oranges!!!

 

[Dr. Meme]

Beat the orange to a pulp

 

[EI 903]

Fail to notice the obvious trap in front of you.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Pray for a dwarf to appear and lead you back to his mountainhome.

 

[Dollars2010]

randomly generated suggestions:

Suddenly, a troublesome orange approaches you, he grins evilly while flipping a coin

male you pizzashit.

Roll for Knowledge (Dungeoneering)

Oh gosh! What's is that?!

Spoiler

Better make a check:

Spoiler

With my grand amount of dungeoneering knowledge (thanks to my late night internet surfing) I have come to the conclusion this creature is orange in colour, which as a rather intimidating colour.

Looks like this coin flipping guy is blocking an entrance where the meowing sound came from.
What's his deal?

 

[spaps]

Stab the orange with his fork hand.

 

[The Knife]

Add him to the ballpit. Offer a prize for whoever finds him!

 

[Surtur]

Oppress him with your Corgi privilege.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Peel him and feast on his delicious innards. Then take his money.

 

[exball]

Use your martial arts skills on the orange.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Offer him a glass of Fanta

 

[AnimuGinger]

Summon the Annoying Orange through a pentagram you draw on the ground. To defeat an orange, you must bring an orange.