Dead Corgis Do Not Shed - Interactive Story

[The Knife]

Let Li'l Buddy decide if you should go right or left.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

sniff for danger

 

[Stuff and Things]

Randomly generated suggestions:


Capital idea! This will offer some good protection. I feel safer already.

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Aww, i also suggested that you should wear the skull like a cubone.

Well, since you're going to explore the cavern, you should shed some fur so you can know your way back!

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Eat a taco.

 

[applecat]

Taste the blood platters and see if you can identify what animal they came from!

 

[Pikonic]

Meet another corgi, terrified of what's been causing the bones.

 

[exball]

Check for traps.

 

[Dollars2010]

Randomly generated responses:

Let Li'l Buddy decide if you should go right or left.

Aww, i also suggested that you should wear the skull like a cubone.

Well, since you're going to explore the cavern, you should shed some fur so you can know your way back!

Roll for Sanity.

Okay, let's roll for that sanity:

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SPOOOKED

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Still no mushrooms but this seems to be the right way to go.

 

[Pikonic]

With your new name I say you find a big bag of cash money.

 

[Surtur]

Cheer yourself up by thinking about all the times you spooked cats.

 

[exball]

Dig for treasure.

 

[applecat]

Cheer yourself up by thinking about all the times you spooked cats.

How gauche!

 

[exball]

Do this.

 

[Dollars2010]

Oh gosh, I'm so sorry for not updating!
Randomly, generated suggestion:

Do this.

Remembering the wise words of the great Necromancer Queen, "bark at all spooky things," and I think now is a good time for that.

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Hmm, I hear something...

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An apple? How odd. This apple seems to have fur sheddings too. Almost cat-like.

 

[The Knife]

Apples are hard and crunchy and will hurt your tiny corgi jaws. Ignore it and go find soft, delicious mushrooms!

 

[Surtur]

Loose your shit.

 

[EI 903]

Move somewhere that isn't raining fuzzy apples.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Plant the apple to grow an apple tree, or a shedding apple tree or whatever.

 

[KingofManga420]

Become Nicholas Corgi

 

[Foulmouth]

Do not eat the apple !!!
Its a trick by the debbil.