Postmortem DDoS Attack of May 28th, 2026

[The 199]

SUFFAH TROONS, GLOWNIGGERS AND COMMUNIST PIGS! THE SITE IS STILL UP AND THE SITE WILL CONTINUE TO LAFF @ U!

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

I'm impressed by the amount of people accessing via tor. Still conditioned and well trained from the dark times, I see.

I didn't have an acc back then, but I followed nulls instructions, on telelgram I think, to keep on lurking. Fuck trannies.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

there's only one person with this kind of firepower

LARGE DOGS

 

[Snuckening2]

Kiwi Farms: 13+ Years online, still going strong...

THE SHOW MUST GO ON....

 

[Gamergate Retiree]

glad my twenty bucks a month is doing what it can. sneed free or die.

 

[Aisin Gioro Puyi]

der krieg ist nicht verloren

 

[Molokroid]

Rdrama do be speculating

They do produce the occasional gem.

 

[analrapist]

Huh. Can still only connect via Tor, despite the attack being "over" now. Anyone else in the same boat?

Edit: Resolved 10 minutes after posting. Thank you for all the hard work, Mister Null.

 

[SmashJT is GAY & Divorced]

Huh. Can still only connect via Tor, despite the attack being "over" now. Anyone else in the same boat?

At the moment it's all good for me.

 

[Tram Fan]

You guys keep accusing trannies and we don't know if it's them. Maybe Somalians or others stole a big pile of computers and they mass entered the website? They wanted to log onto KFC but they got confused and they stormed kiwifarms on accident. We can't know which option is correct im sarcastic

Edit: the website seems to be functioning decent on clearnet at 8 pm utc+2 time

 

[Fishnumm]

Maybe Somalians or others stole a big pile of computers and they mass entered the website? They wanted to log onto KFC but they got confused and they stormed kiwifarms on accident. We can't know which option is correct

bulbheads have no electricity in there country to use computers in so it cant be them

 

[Tram Fan]

bulbheads have no electricity in there country to use computers in so it cant be them

No, England has electricity what do you mean?
I'm just happy kf is back online and however caused the attack will fucking fall down headfirst onto the curb when they leave their basement.

 

[Safir]

SUFFAH TROONS, GLOWNIGGERS AND COMMUNIST PIGS! THE SITE IS STILL UP AND THE SITE WILL CONTINUE TO LAFF @ U!

I'm not seeing your golden banner, you workshy solzhenitsyn rat.

 

[Fishnumm]

No, England has electricity what do you mean?

the somalis in england are too busy being sickos to hack us

 

[PlugsPugs]

Consider the gains in knowledge for humanity, if the amount of money, time, and compute resources used to try to shut down an underwater basket weaving forum were used instead for genetic sequencing, materials research, or biochemistry simulations.

But I guess preventing people from using naught words is more important, or something.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I would like to personally thank whichever welfare state gave the brown person the money to do this attack for a day. Very cool.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I'm not speculating by any means, but I doubt the person we're going to court with is stupid enough to DDoS the website during proceedings. I'm pretty sure there's legal precedent for something of that nature.

 

[Evil Whitey]

RDrama thinks it's Destiny having leakage over his thread

 

[MrTroll]

TLS handshake abandonment is an even worse crime than child abandonment in my book.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

It's unreachable on the clearnet again for me. Some asshole is really putting their back into this attack.

Reachable now, but very slow.