DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

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Darkseid's first appearance was in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olson #134 in December of 1970, while the Goth subculture didn't appear until the advent of The F Club and bands like Bauhaus and Siouxsie and the Banshees circa 1977.

So if anything, all those big tiddy goth girls are cosplaying as Darkseid.
 
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Darkseid's first appearance was in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olson #134 in December of 1970, while the Goth subculture didn't appear until the advent of The F Club and bands like Bauhaus and Siouxsie and the Banshees circa 1977.

So if anything, all thos big tiddy goth girls are cosplaying as Darkseid.
He is the OG Big Tiddy Goth Girl.
 
Saw this in my phone's news feed.

Fuck you DC!

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So I've been reading Batman & Robin Year One recently and as someone who isn't that deep into DC it was nice seeing a new comic that combines a few parts of the modern serious crime thriller stuff with the more campy shenanigans of the old Batman (the batmobil can drive up walls because of course it can you chump).

Though I'm no continuity fag and have no idea if it's rebooting shenanigans or something but it's a bit weird that the comic seems to by written like it happens after Batman: Year One, Long Helloween and Dark Victory but still has Carmine Falcone showing up alive even though his death was like a big plot point in those stories. Especially since he only shows up on like three panels and could just be edited out without changing anything about the story it seems strange.
 
It's frankly amazing that DC has kept Alfred dead for almost a decade at this point since you rarely see any kind of lasting consequences in modern Batman stories. I just wish that his death was the result of a less shittier story.
Wait Alfred is dead? Lol, I'm not following modern stuff too closely so I had no idea.
Now I want to know what shitty story killed him.
 
Wait Alfred is dead? Lol, I'm not following modern stuff too closely so I had no idea.
Now I want to know what shitty story killed him.
Batman Rebirth

It’s also the one where Catwoman cucked him to go run off and be a whore. Literally left Bruce at the altar. Oh and it was all about Tom King being a sad boy and not doing the world a favor and opening his wrists, like a man would’ve.
 
I think it was Tom King the writer behind Batman Rebirth, where Bane takes Alfred hostage, and neck-breaks him to punish Robin (dunno which one) to teach him a lesson. This is OOC for Bane, but I guess it's "compensated" with Jason Todd not immediately head-shooting Bane the second he learned about this fact, another OOC moment.

I'm surprised the girl isn't black with an afro, I guess that's no longer in vogue.
 
I think it was Tom King the writer behind Batman Rebirth, where Bane takes Alfred hostage, and neck-breaks him to punish Robin (dunno which one) to teach him a lesson. This is OOC for Bane, but I guess it's "compensated" with Jason Todd not immediately head-shooting Bane the second he learned about this fact, another OOC moment.

I'm surprised the girl isn't black with an afro, I guess that's no longer in vogue.


I'm sure "she's" a trannie, that is all the rage now.
 
Because he broke his neck and not his back? Bane always struck me as kinda one-note tbh
I always took him that way as well, and I like the guy. Though I always thought he had more narrative meat on him than, say, Doomsday did... but then again DC'll do anything and everything to turn Bat-villains into recurring ones with unique gimmicks while leaving most Super-villains in the dust, so I'm pretty happy seeing people around here develop concepts for Doomie.

Though I'm no continuity fag and have no idea if it's rebooting shenanigans or something but it's a bit weird that the comic seems to by written like it happens after Batman: Year One, Long Helloween and Dark Victory but still has Carmine Falcone showing up alive even though his death was like a big plot point in those stories. Especially since he only shows up on like three panels and could just be edited out without changing anything about the story it seems strange.
I feel like post-Rebirth was finally the Death of Continuity for DC, something happened after that period ended where it feels like the company finally threw its hands up over all the aging heroes, timeline issues, revivals, etc. and did "do whatever you like as long as it's (supposedly) good, guys." Like to me there's not even an illusion of continuity they're trying to peddle like in previous eras.
 
I also read that Bruce lost all his money and Wayne Manor and then blew up Wayne Manor and the Batcave and also that Gordon is no longer commissioner. How is this even the same character anymore?
 
Because he broke his neck and not his back? Bane always struck me as kinda one-note tbh
Because Bane has, or at least had in some incarnations, a moral code of sorts and he wouldn't kill an old man in cold blood unless it's necessary. I read that this situation was meant to be revealed that it's a fear gas illusion but then it was retconned.

I also read that Bruce lost all his money and Wayne Manor and then blew up Wayne Manor and the Batcave and also that Gordon is no longer commissioner. How is this even the same character anymore?
Adam Savage is now the commissioner instead, while Gordon had been degraded to a beat cop, at his 70s. I wouldn't be surprised if he got divorced too.
 
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