💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

You can add a bus shelter advertisement to the list of things that David is triggered by

 

[Spudnik]

You can add a bus shelter advertisement to the list of things that David is triggered by

Now that's what I call targeted advertising!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Didn't David admit to being a creeper/sexual harasser? Seems like he's the target audience for that ad.

 

[Army Burger]

Didn't David admit to being a creeper/sexual harasser? Seems like he's the target audience for that ad.

That's probably why he's so butthurt by it

 

[AnOminous]

You can add a bus shelter advertisement to the list of things that David is triggered by

Yet more confirmation that these clowns literally walk around all day trying to find things to be triggered by.

 

[Army Burger]

Don't worry Daveykins, we understand words. For instance, the word useless is a pretty good description of you

 

[Darndirty]

Y'know the worst part? That beard is actually pretty impressive. A beard is an ancient symbol of masculinity,power and wisdom and this cuck just abuses his gift. Some people can't grow beards at all..

 

[Army Burger]

And now he's sperging about trannies because The Daily Show triggered some of them

 

[Patrick Buttman]

"I'm not triggered! I'm not chimping out!"

Proceeds to chimp out about how not triggered he is.

Every time I see her ugly face, Chelsea's PR hatchet-man and (possible) muff-diver manages to get a stupider, more fucktarded variant of the Skrillex cut. Someone should let her know that her hairstyle stopped being shocking in the 80s.

 

[Hellfire]

His co-workers are able to spend $500 on their hobby, yet David can't manage to save up for a PS4 despite bitching about wanting it for over a year.

 

[AnOminous]

His co-workers are able to spend $500 on their hobby, yet David can't manage to save up for a PS4 despite bitching about wanting it for over a year.

Complains about "kids" (who unlike he are smart enough not to post embarrassingly cringy ass pics to random strangers), and can't afford a $500 item.

Gallant is so pathetic even by cucked SJW standards.

 

[Army Burger]

The guy who is friends with an actual pedophile thinks that we should not be around kids. Top kek

 

[Patrick Buttman]

I've been playing MTG for 20 years, and I agree that it's gotten fucking expensive. Even a Pauper deck (which only allows Common rarity cards) can run at least $20.

The PS4 Pro is just $100 more and will be out 2 months after the Slim, so he might as well wait and save up the money. Of course, at the rate that his "game" sells, it'll be 40 years before he can afford a PS Pro.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

They allow devices that you can use to write code in Canadian courthouses? Can't bring a fucking metal tooth filling in the US.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

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Trail by Jury means having your fate determined by 12 people stupid enough to not know how to get out of jury duty.

 

[Jaimas]

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Is it really that hard to say you especially love Negroes on the questionaire? My uncle claims this worked for getting him out of it.

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

David, just be yourself and they'll dismiss you quick as shit.

 

[Spudnik]

Trail by Jury means having your fate determined by 12 people stupid enough to not know how to get out of jury duty.

Imagine being dumb enough to get it twice, and nearly get it three times, Imagine someone so far down the bell curve being on your jury. Imagine seeing Gallants smug, fat, head walk into the room. I'd take a plea bargain.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being dumb enough to get it twice, and nearly get it three times, Imagine someone so far down the bell curve being on your jury. Imagine seeing Gallants smug, fat, head walk into the room. I'd take a plea bargain.

Hey if you were a pedophile all you'd have to do is say you hate GamerGate and you're acquitted.