💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

The man who doesn't know how to wipe his own ass also doesn't know how to look at a calendar.

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It is Daveykins, because thanks to you I made a thread about your buddy Ana Mardoll aka Erin Lynn Hodges.

Well, that and the anniversary of the Gunpowder Plot is today.

Even if he's joking about it, he still comes across as a re.tarded idiot

 

[Begemot]

David gets sexually aggressive with one of the few people who talk to him.

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This ugly guy better watch out since David has already warned everyone that he can easily go full rapist at the drop of a hat.

This is how SJWs actually interact, two hairy bearded goony men prevaricate over accusations of sexual assault and abject victimhood. Can you imagine what these guys would be like at a party? 'Threatened and uncomfortable' should be the epitaph on Christos' grave. Fuck.

 

[Army Burger]

David gets cucked by a cat

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

David gets cucked by a cat

David cried out into the darkness for attention...

Spoiler

Seriously tho he must be so thirsty for some sempai to notice, besides us of course.

 

[Army Burger]

Crossover with Alex C Leal

 

[Jaimas]

Crossover with Alex C Leal

Daily reminder that David Gallant is a faggot

 

[Army Burger]

David is a lazy fuck,and also gets cucked by Mass Effect

 

[randomfarmer]

Will Dave now suffer SJW strength PTSD at the sight of cats?
Also, what kind of faggot needs a bandage after a cat bites them?
It looks more like a sympathy badge.

 

[Army Burger]

David Gallant, aged 16.

Credit to Chantal Gallant.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Damn, Davey.
You used to be pretty cute.
Maybe if you cut down on the junk food, picked up a razor, and started exercising you could recapture that again.

 

[Hellfire]

Damn, Davey.
You used to be pretty cute.
Maybe if you cut down on the junk food, picked up a razor, and started exercising you could recapture that again.

He still wouldn't know how to wipe his own ass.

 

[Army Burger]

He still wouldn't know how to wipe his own ass.

He'd probably still have daddy issues too.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

David gets cucked by a cat

At first I thought by the picture that he tripped & sprained his wrist, thus finally getting cucked by the ground.

But somehow the truth manages to be even more pathetic.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

David gets cucked by a cat

Pussy gets cucked by a pussy?

 

[Army Burger]

Pussy gets cucked by a pussy?

I wonder what his dad thinks of him

 

[Jan_Hus]

Jesus Christ. Just when I think "Gallant can not tweet more pathetic shite," he does.

 

[randomfarmer]

I wonder what his dad thinks of him

Very little, if at all.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I wonder what his dad thinks of him

"I should have nutted in her ass."

 

[Army Burger]

"I should have nutted in her ass."

"Shouldn't have shagged Chantal"

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

David Gallant, aged 16.

Credit to Chantal Gallant.

Either feminism or Doritos need a warning label with this picture on the "Before" side, and Dave's ass picture on the "After" side.