TheMonkeyMan
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Did he just admit that his wife pegs him?
💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist
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Did he just admit that his wife pegs him?
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- 22 de Mayo, 2016
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
He has Hayden Black's misshapen, brick-shaped head plus an apparent total lack of knowledge that soap is a thing. Wash your face you disgusting fucker.
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- 10 de Feb, 2015
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Uh oh, Davey, what if I told you I'm gay and love dick and butts?
What if I just told you that you're disgusting?
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- 16 de Ago, 2016
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Do the SJ Twitter people from 4chan tell you really stupid things for lulz, Dave, or do you come up with this stuff on your own?
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- 14 de Jun, 2016
He is a Chuck Tingle book come to life.
"I was cucked hard by my own butt in the butt"
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- 24 de Oct, 2015
David got called out on Twitter and claimed he never showed his ass to Chelsea "Five Guys" Van Valkenberg. As with many things David says and does, that is a bunch of improperly wiped shit.
In fact, if one hits up the old archives you can see that David was using a cropped picture of his badly wiped ass as his Twitter avatar in December 2014, and not only was he repeatedly tweeting at Blowy Zoe in the weeks when he had it, he made sure to point it out to her.
Not only did he decide it was a good idea to make that his avatar, this was the avatar he had during his infamous night where he started jacking off to Gamergate (and again, thought it was a good idea to tell everyone).
"One night got particularly bad for me, I tried to deal with it by cumming, and at the moment of release, my mind drifted to the current GG situation I was trying to escape from. I felt horrible.
GamerGate, of course, now claims I used them for sexual stimulation. Fucking please."
Months later, David again made sure to remind Blowy Zoe about his "ass pic" while she was screeching about people laughing at the porn she did.
Later in the year, David thought it was a good idea to take another picture of his ass and sent it to the pedophile Nicholas "Sarah" Nyberg of 2809 Union Street, Madison, Wisconsin.
In fact, if one hits up the old archives you can see that David was using a cropped picture of his badly wiped ass as his Twitter avatar in December 2014, and not only was he repeatedly tweeting at Blowy Zoe in the weeks when he had it, he made sure to point it out to her.
Not only did he decide it was a good idea to make that his avatar, this was the avatar he had during his infamous night where he started jacking off to Gamergate (and again, thought it was a good idea to tell everyone).
"One night got particularly bad for me, I tried to deal with it by cumming, and at the moment of release, my mind drifted to the current GG situation I was trying to escape from. I felt horrible.
GamerGate, of course, now claims I used them for sexual stimulation. Fucking please."
Months later, David again made sure to remind Blowy Zoe about his "ass pic" while she was screeching about people laughing at the porn she did.
Later in the year, David thought it was a good idea to take another picture of his ass and sent it to the pedophile Nicholas "Sarah" Nyberg of 2809 Union Street, Madison, Wisconsin.
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- 11 de Feb, 2016
But with absolutely none of the charm of Chuck Tingle.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2016
David, since I know you'll be reading this post, my offer to teach you how to wipe your ass still stands. Just send me a message when you get the chance.
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- 24 de Oct, 2015
Cucked by the word "insane."
David thinks it's fine for him to put a picture of his unwiped ass as his fucking profile image and repeatedly message women while yucking it up about how they all have seen his ass without their consent. If MILO or JESSE or IAN etc. did that David would cry about it for the next decade.
Cucked by Tweetdeck.
Triggered by a joke.
David thinks it's fine for him to put a picture of his unwiped ass as his fucking profile image and repeatedly message women while yucking it up about how they all have seen his ass without their consent. If MILO or JESSE or IAN etc. did that David would cry about it for the next decade.
Cucked by Tweetdeck.
Triggered by a joke.
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- 11 de Feb, 2016
Isn't an "insane" game one that is mindblowing, fun or entertaining though? As in "Yo dude that boss fight was soooooo insane."
Cucked by an autistic inability to detect context.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2016
A bloo bloo bloo, poor baby... Daveykins, find something that actually is offensive, and get butthurt over that, you sad little toad
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
It's okay because it's a pathetic beta cuck ass, not one of those threatening right wing asses.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2016
Which is funny when you take into account his meltdown last summer where he admitted that women aren't safe around him.
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- 16 de Ago, 2016
Dave, if one person tells another that they intend to kick them in the fanny, which of them gets to decide the side the person speaking intends to kick? What if someone yells "fuck" on the set of a porno after spilling hot coffee on themselves?
If someone sent you messages on Twitter with their cock and balls as their avatar, would you report them to the Twitter police? What do I mean by "cock and balls?"
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- 7 de Sep, 2016
David S. Gallant is insane. His ass pic was autism incarnate. A bloo bloo bloo's could be considered ableism too. It's not a "stretch" to imagine severely re*tarded individuals uttering that. Why do you hate the disabled, Davey? Are you really that insane?
(Dave real talk here. Do some squats, buy some AHA wash, BB cream and new socks before your next ass pic. Because there will be another. You don't learn. That's true insanity.)
(Dave real talk here. Do some squats, buy some AHA wash, BB cream and new socks before your next ass pic. Because there will be another. You don't learn. That's true insanity.)
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- 22 de Mayo, 2016
Cucked by Desura and a failed kickstarter
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- 10 de Abr, 2016
Ah, "Bad juju?" Did Assman just culturally appropriate the religion of some Africans?
You ain't no witch doctor, though you could certainly use a shrunken head.