Dashcon! Dash to the EXTREME

[Strelok]

I'm just going to leave this account here of someone who was involved with Dashcon in it's earlier days, and dropped the hell out once they realized what a cluster it was going to become. Not gonna pull quotes as it's really something that needs to be read in it's entirety.

http://augustinesycamore.tumblr.com/post/91592502875/here-goes-i-decided-to-write-up-my-personal

 

[Dollars2010]

Why have DashCon when you can have CorgiCon?

 

[Ariel]

Why have DashCon when you can have CorgiCon?

I'd go!

 

[Coster]

Why have DashCon when you can have CorgiCon?

Sign me up for CorgiCon 2014 pls

 

[Colress]

http://hythe.tumblr.com/post/91590666007/you-seem-to-really-not-like-dashcon-is-it-like-the
http://chibibuizel.tumblr.com/post/91594416323/dashcon-staff-pressuring-people-into-buying
oh ay oh ayoayohay

 

[Null]

where was the 4chan war committee

 

[Coster]

where was the 4chan war committee

Not going to shitty cons run by teenagers.

 

[Arkangel]

where was the 4chan war committee

Playing in the ball pit while discussing what Benedict Cumberbatch would look like if he were spliced with various Pokémon.

 

[Male]

Ballpits are a cesspool of diseases, thats before you factor in tumblr

 

[Ariel]

Come on in boys, the balls are great.

 

[Coster]

Come on in boys, the balls are great.

God. I can just hear the annoyingly awkward/cringey conversations..

 

[Some JERK]

For $17,000 I would've much rather just rented out a whole Chuck E Cheese's for a weekend. That would've been infinitely more entertaining than their planned event of "awkward silence at the Renaissance hotel."

Too bad there's not a Chuck E. Cheese in Ruckersville. I'm afraid "CWCkiCon 2014" will still have to be held in Bob's greenhouse.

 

[Ariel]

One of the 'admins'

 

[Foulmouth]

One of the 'admins'

10/10 reliable, Would let organise spergfest.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Why have DashCon when you can have CorgiCon?

CorgiCon dabes con.

I never thought I'd see a boring con. Thanks, Tumblr.

 

[Coster]

One of the 'admins'

What gender is it? I honestly can't tell.

 

[Ariel]

What gender is it? I honestly can't tell.

It's Tumblr so probably pansexual demisexual xie gutter rat.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Awesome. I love when things promise the moon and then completely half-arse the delivery.

I haven't seen something this hilariously disappointing since some carnies set up a "Winter Wonderland".

 

[Ariel]

http://shiseptiana.tumblr.com/post/91588121811

 

[The Dude]

God damn I've seen children's birthday parties with more energy than this
Hell I'm not suprised if that's where they got the ball pit and the bouncy house.

I've been high with a couple of buddies and we had more energy than this. Maybe everyone was on heroin.