DarksydePhil vs GuntfrontRalph - TPD - Total Pigroach Death - He needs those xannies, he really really does, he needs those xannies.

[Cucktry Roads]

On August 6, 2024, DSP/DarksydePhil went on Kino Casino, entering him in the sektur™. On that day, Phil reacted to some Ralph clips. Gunt/GuntfrontRalph then tried to ruin things, but it didn't work.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1821044158393417741

Things were quiet until Sept 3rd, where DSP reacted to Ralph being a pussy since he Tonka'd out of the fight with the steel toe guy, and Ralph tried to start shit.

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Ralph responds:

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Ralph is about to roll up on this mofo:

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We even got Ralph cutting a gay WWE Champions style promo.

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Where will this arc go? Who is the bigger pigroach? Stay tuned to find out!

 

[The Ancestor]

This is the one "DSP outlives another one" meme I look forward to the most

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is a work and y'all have been had.

 

[Axiom.]

May the best beggar get the most shekels for a working toilet from a Mexican lawyer

 

[FamicomGorby]

I predict that Ralph will fly to Renton next instead of seein Xander.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Boxing match. Now.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

4th place EVO champion vs Kinpin Invitational champion

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

A warm up double perfect match inbound for DSP

You have zero chance of any victory here Ralph

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Does Piggertits think he’ll beat DSP? The DSP curse is real piggy boy. He’ll outlast you because he’s the definition of the internet cockroach (or a king depending on your stance). Piggertits might want to reconsider his choices…

 

[Die For Me!]

Man who turns on a PS5 everyday VS. Man who can't hookup a PS5 to save his life... Definitely the closest 50/50 matchup I've ever seen. Gonna lean towards Ralph taking into account the large bifurcation in weight class.

 

[jimmybags]

Ralph=America
DSP=Vietnam
PPP=USSR
Phil’s tweet=Gulf of Tonkin

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Ralph=America
DSP=Vietnam
PPP=USSR
Phil’s tweet=Gulf of Tonkin

this reference is too dated for me, could you explain it in harry potter terms?

 

[Americunt]

Man who turns on a PS5 everyday VS. Man who can't hookup a PS5 to save his life... Definitely the closest 50/50 matchup I've ever seen. Gonna lean towards Ralph taking into account the large bifurcation in weight class.

*Man who maxed out his Playstation credit card.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is a work and y'all have been had.

I refuse to have these wrestling terms forced upon my retarded intellect and am constructing a chinese room apparatus for me to safely view these terms without knowing anything about them.

this reference is too dated for me, could you explain it in harry potter terms?

Lets see... It's transphobic and JK Rowling is Hitler?

 

[Nate Higgers]

this reference is too dated for me, could you explain it in harry potter terms?

PPP= Revolver Ocelot
DSP= Solid Snake
Ralph= Liquid Snake
Ralph’s tweet= Shadow Moses

EDIT: I know this doesn’t make sense since Ralph and PPP never “teamed up” or “pretended to team up” but I don’t know shit about Harry Potter and we all know Ocelot is the puppetmaster

 

[Elmo]

Has Magichan gone too far?

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

PPP= Revolver Ocelot
DSP= Solid Snake
Ralph= Liquid Snake
Ralph’s tweet= Shadow Moses

EDIT: I know this doesn’t make sense since Ralph and PPP never “teamed up” or “pretended to team up” but I don’t know shit about Harry Potter and we all know Ocelot is the puppetmaster

You're pretty good

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Ralph is gonna finesse Kat right out of the stable. She’ll be a Mexican wild horse soon.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Ralph is gonna finesse Kat right out of the stable. She’ll be a Mexican wild horse soon.

I don't think he could coax out Kat but you did just make me think there is a very real possibility that Ralph fucks Kat's sister Jenna.

For those unaquainted, Phil's wife Kat has a crackhead sister Jenna who is retarded and posts about doing sleazy bottom of the barrel porn online. Perfect for Ralph and easily accessible.

 

[Pelican Bones]

This only ends one way: the IRS forcing Ralph to pay Phil's back taxes.