DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Down At The Farms]

“I barely get any likes/retweets… it’s because of the fear of trolls”

“I feel like I’m talking to myself on here half the time”

“I miss having interactions”

“it’s time for a damn turnaround”

 

[JimiHendrix]

Are you familiar with the concept of the utility monster?

i don't watch sesame street.

 

[whirly]

Pack it up boys. There's no way this place will ever recover from being called Kiwifarts. The scars will last a lifetime.

 

[hundredthousand]

Why is he saying "real talk" now? Is this him trying to reference Wings?

 

[Lady Adjani]

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“I barely get any likes/retweets… it’s because of the fear of trolls”

“I feel like I’m talking to myself on here half the time”

“I miss having interactions”

“it’s time for a damn turnaround”

seek help

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Current fan retweet total = 18.
Silent majority too scared to retweet because of shithead trolls harassing them total = 24,982

 

[David Davidson]

That'll boost engagement right there...

 

[King Nutsack]

Ah, hitting the gin early tonight I see, it wasn't even midnight yet. Saturday night!!!

 

[Who Can Say]

It's The Guy... with the verified account. This is just another in the long line of phil's creative initiatives that conveniently involve him in a very minimal way and the brunt of the work falls on his dip fans. Phil, you could always fix and maintain your defunct forums if you wanted more fan interactions with fans, ya lazy bum.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Why is he saying "real talk" now? Is this him trying to reference Wings?

He's done that for quite a while. It's one of his verbal tics, like 'the truth of the matter' and 'to be honest with you' that preface all manner of delusional statements and wild retcons. It's likely a desperate attempt to fill air, or a defensive plea from a chronic liar to take him seriously so he can sucker you.

I'm unclear on what the Kiwifarts specifically have to do with his Twitter engagement. We watch his Twitter, but it's a pretty solid random assortment that speak there. Unless he means the doxings? In which case, I guess thanks for trying to bait the Silent Majority into talking to you so that they can report a couple of Twitter socks while all their info gets dumped here, just so you can ban them two weeks from now for daring to do basic math...

Phil can blame us all he wants, but this is largely his fault. Anyone that genuinely likes him is best off not speaking to him because he'll block them not only if they say something that he feels could be construed as questioning him, but he'll block them if they reply incorrectly/insufficiently in line with his narrative when speaking to someone he doesn't like. SBM can only get away with questioning Phil publicly because he is an occasional paypig and a totem Phil uses to virtue signal. If anyone else had tweeted exactly the same things to Phil the other day, he would not have said they were having an intelligent discussion - he would have called them an idiot kid and blocked them.

Also pretty telling that he could be spending time with Kat right now, and yet is once again on Twitter, this time literally begging for people to talk to him.
The Saturday gin is whispering you don't have any friends, isn't it, Phil?

 

[Agent Proper]

@Null can we get "Fuck the Kiwifarts!" as a header quote? I want to believe that Phil's gin brain give us one of the best typos I've seen.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The fucks Piggy gonna do? Get all his wheelchairs to charge their rascal scooters at the same time to cause a brownout where the farms servers are hosted?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil has a new detractor and that mofo don’t play
He’ll smell delicious flame broiled bullets if he don’t stop

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“I barely get any likes/retweets… it’s because of the fear of trolls”

“I feel like I’m talking to myself on here half the time”

“I miss having interactions”

“it’s time for a damn turnaround”

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil talking to non-people like bots and abandoned Twitter accounts is some of my favorite content.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'Kiwifarts' of course it's ass related.

How pathetic is it that he's hitting the gin and begging for interaction on twitter. Truly an enviable life.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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“I barely get any likes/retweets… it’s because of the fear of trolls”

“I feel like I’m talking to myself on here half the time”

“I miss having interactions”

“it’s time for a damn turnaround”

Philip, 98% of your followers are either broken bots, dead or inactive accounts. You'd be able to check as well when you see people who have just retweeted you that this person 'follows you'.

 

[FaXmachine]

@Null can we get "Fuck the Kiwifarts!" as a header quote? I want to believe that Phil's gin brain give us one of the best typos I've seen.

Honestly with how childish he's been lately I feel the "kiwifarts" was done on purpose. Phil is puerile as fuck.

 

[tzgnilki]

possible return of this long forgotten detractor

BTTV recap in the goutverse:

when dave was kicked out of the twitch partner progrem, he delegated one of his head tards to organise his emotes so they could be used on twitch with the BTTV plug-in

kiwifarts and redditards uploaded his emotes before him, and he couldn't upload the same emotes with the same name, and he was also getting emotes removed from BTTV because of false dmca tard ops, and there was an issue with the paypal emote, which later had the paypal logo removed because BTTV is a detractor and asked him to change it

dave also got re-billed an extra month because he was too lazy forgot to cancel the BTTV subscription when he crawled back to youtube and stopped using twitch and the emote plug-in, and let's be honest, he still probably hasn't cancelled it



fast forward to today:





twitter source link

only paid shills have full access to it atm, but it will be available to real gamers soon



reddit comment source

dave has 72 emotes flagged/uploaded for use under his BTTV profile, and these are his current emotes he has associated with YT membership (20)

 

[Meerkat Ink]

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“I barely get any likes/retweets… it’s because of the fear of trolls”

“I feel like I’m talking to myself on here half the time”

“I miss having interactions”

“it’s time for a damn turnaround”

Getting ratio'd on Twitter every day must be getting to him

 

[BlackDragoons]

Pack it up boys. There's no way this place will ever recover from being called Kiwifarts. The scars will last a lifetime.

Guess the only option we have left is to pull a Byuu.