DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I mentioned it last night, but with Phil openly saying he needs to make up for last night to afford groceries, and he needs to hit the tips goal for the next few days... he is, by the use of the Forbidden Art of Math (150x6)... unironically telling his audience that he needs $900 in cash for groceries.

$900 a week for groceries x 4 weeks = $3600 of "groceries"

No wonder he can't live on 3K a month
 
If anything, these streams with big contributions just expose how Phil's income is entirely reliant on his whales keeping to be as retarded as they are, forever.

He gets these contributions and tips simply stop coming. There's nothing organic about his community, people just give money until he stops reeeing and then everyone stops.
 
End of stream stat:

Total tip: $214

Tips after 1pm: $12

Top tip still the same cucks, see last update
IcoGamer and Battleduck accounts for 157/214 tips, roughly 75%

Members: Stagnant at 270/285 since beginning of the stream

Phil picked the worst ending,because he lied (what a surprise) to the sister and refuse to save his mom (again what a surprise)

Despite asking other people to not spoil, Swagginz is spoiling all the alternative endings to Phil

Another whale carried stream

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In other news, please check An1337 channel for a disgusting video of Phil showing his 6pack abs on stream (TO THOUSANDS OF CHILDRENS)

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End of stream stat:

Total tip: $214

Tips after 1pm: $12

Top tip still the same cucks, see last update
IcoGamer and Battleduck accounts for 157/214 tips, roughly 75%

Members: Stagnant at 270/285 since beginning of the stream

Phil picked the worst ending,because he lied (what a surprise) to the sister and refuse to save his mom (again what a surprise)

Despite asking other people to not spoil, Swagginz is spoiling all the alternative endings to Phil

Another whale carried stream

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In other news, please check An1337 channel for a disgusting video of Phil showing his 6pack abs on stream (TO THOUSANDS OF CHILDRENS)

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Nah the gunt brawl was way worse
It's horrifying, Not islamic content.
Still should not be seen by anyone tho.
 
End of stream stat:

Total tip: $214

Tips after 1pm: $12

Top tip still the same cucks, see last update
IcoGamer and Battleduck accounts for 157/214 tips, roughly 75%

Members: Stagnant at 270/285 since beginning of the stream

Phil picked the worst ending,because he lied (what a surprise) to the sister and refuse to save his mom (again what a surprise)

Despite asking other people to not spoil, Swagginz is spoiling all the alternative endings to Phil

Another whale carried stream

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In other news, please check An1337 channel for a disgusting video of Phil showing his 6pack abs on stream (TO THOUSANDS OF CHILDRENS)

Ver archivo adjunto 2521707
No wonder he claims he's not balding :story:
 
End of stream stat:

Total tip: $214

Tips after 1pm: $12

Top tip still the same cucks, see last update
IcoGamer and Battleduck accounts for 157/214 tips, roughly 75%

Members: Stagnant at 270/285 since beginning of the stream

Phil picked the worst ending,because he lied (what a surprise) to the sister and refuse to save his mom (again what a surprise)

Despite asking other people to not spoil, Swagginz is spoiling all the alternative endings to Phil

Another whale carried stream

Ver archivo adjunto 2521695Ver archivo adjunto 2521694Ver archivo adjunto 2521696


In other news, please check An1337 channel for a disgusting video of Phil showing his 6pack abs on stream (TO THOUSANDS OF CHILDRENS)

Ver archivo adjunto 2521707
I appreciate these summary posts, thanks.
 
End of stream stat:

Total tip: $214

Tips after 1pm: $12

Top tip still the same cucks, see last update
IcoGamer and Battleduck accounts for 157/214 tips, roughly 75%

Members: Stagnant at 270/285 since beginning of the stream

Phil picked the worst ending,because he lied (what a surprise) to the sister and refuse to save his mom (again what a surprise)

Despite asking other people to not spoil, Swagginz is spoiling all the alternative endings to Phil

Another whale carried stream

Ver archivo adjunto 2521695Ver archivo adjunto 2521694Ver archivo adjunto 2521696


In other news, please check An1337 channel for a disgusting video of Phil showing his 6pack abs on stream (TO THOUSANDS OF CHILDRENS)

Ver archivo adjunto 2521707
As if we needed more proof that marriage is a sham. No woman is sleeping with a man who can't even be bothered to trim. All that hair most likely the reason you sweat so much Phil. Even if you don't care about Kat the least you can do as person is take care of yourself.
 
In other news, please check An1337 channel for a disgusting video of Phil showing his 6pack abs on stream (TO THOUSANDS OF CHILDRENS)

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Oh mighty Allah! We thank you for this Islamic content, and beseech you for two of your mightiest mujahid and shaheed to enter a DSP game, strap on their blockhd-belts and cry out: “ITS THE GUY! He exposes himself in front of CHILDREN!”

ALHAMDULILAH!!

No woman is sleeping with a man who can't even be bothered to trim.

In all fairness, DSP’s “swimsuit model” wife has probably ballooned waaay past 50lb extra dead weight the last year.

(Judging by Phil’s description of her birthday, a nice evening for Khat consists of sitting down and gorging on mayonnaise splattered Sushi.)

It’s not like anyone is missing out on anything here.


the least you can do as person is take care of yourself.

AHAHAHAHAH! Let’s get real... Phil couldn’t be bothered to get up from his gamercouch for a fap, and you expect him to maintain even a semblance of personal grooming?!
 
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In genuine awe that this man put his foot this deep down his throat with the Line app shit. Like we all knew he was lying about not using it but jesus fucking christ he is a bad liar. He practically confirmed he has used it. All you have to do is keep baiting him into talking about stuff he's been lying about and he'll eventually fuck himself over.
Yeah, but then he gets to shit it out and its covered in stinky poo from his butt. Ack ack ack
Damn I didn't know everyone who's a detractor is now related to each other by blood through a perceived common ancestor in the distant past, what's the ancestor all of us claim we are descended from?
Cherokians duh
 
Further reinforcing he doesn't have to change anything. The more he is rewarded for his gross behavior, the more it will be a staple of his streams. So congrats Paypigs, and whales, you are now going to get even more hardcore begs in the prestream. Not that you care though, you probably think it's your duty to babysit the manchild.
Nah man... Think of them as hardcore undercover detractors. Like that dude in high school who always had lots of weed, freely shared it and always insisted other people smoke with him.

And then he moves away and a bunch of people suddenly can’t sleep, “need a bowl to relax” and have no way of getting any.

The whales will eventually leave for their yearly lolcow migration journey, and the paypigs will quietly slip away when they realize the 150$ burden is on them now.

And Phil will do the thing they taught him always works. Beg! Harder! Except it won’t work for reasons he won’t comprehend.
 
Further reinforcing he doesn't have to change anything. The more he is rewarded for his gross behavior, the more it will be a staple of his streams. So congrats Paypigs, and whales, you are now going to get even more hardcore begs in the prestream. Not that you care though, you probably think it's your duty to babysit the manchild.
Not only does Phil not have to change anything, he's actively getting purposely worse with the abrasive, disgusting behavior and begging. He'll keep pushing and pushing and he should be confident he'll get away with it. We joke everyday about Phil's "organic growth", but the small group of whales that only loses a few people while gaining a few is quite consistent. It's been years, it's not changing anytime soon. I honestly can't fault Phil for using this "successful formula".
 
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