DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UsedUp]

Don't worry

OneMinuteMan ($25)
Chris ($12)
SilentBob ($37 behind the scene)
Bobbajo ($50)

Are on their way once OIC finishes masturbating to Phil's Nazi picture

Survey says.....BOBBAJO

 

[pahsitive]

He just said that Jasper had a UTI a year ago?? And that he exhibited the same symptoms as last time. Didn't Phil say in the prestream that he didn't know why he was acting like that so they "researched" it?

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

SilentBob $37 incoming to get us really close to The Vest, he'll wear plat for 10.5 minutes and peace out

PS no vet would keep you waiting until Tuesday with a male cat with a UTI

 

[Wasabi Panda]

the "best" part of this playthrough and the last stop is how confused Phil gets with basic human interaction or dramatic situations where feelings are involved.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Hands off the controller, game paused, scanning for tips/hand holding in chat. Whu-whut do I do?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You all thought gamepass is the shit. Sleep simulator games are only the beginning. Just wait till he has his new pc. Solitaire marathon incoming!

I would actually want to watch a 30 minute solitaire video from him. The unintentional comedy of him struggling with such a basic game and the raging would be worth making popcorn and putting everything aside to watch

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I'd be willing to bet that the whole Jasper drama was something to distract us away from the whole Nazi hat thing.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

mods deleted and he completely ignored this one.

 

[UaineRunei]

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

The game is predictive programming Philliam

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Shoutouts to @TheKatIsNowGone for coming up with the caption. I just fucked around in GIMP.

 

[PieceofShet]

Annnd..... now chat plays. They tell him what to do to get the ending.

He really hates gaming.
"I dont even understand this ending".

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Mr Memory Hole doesn't understand what it means to choose to forget everything...


MASSIVE X

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

LMAO he is rocking like special person, "Phil you are doing it again!!", look at the bottom right.

doingitagain3.mp4

EDIT: I just noticed that the title of his stream is "doing it again" lol.

That is so fucking crazy, it blows my mind everytime I see it. He's practically rocking all the forward to his knees.

 

[kamekmagik]

"I appreciate the artistic vision but I'm getting hungry so hurry up." perfectly encapsulates why dsp is an awful streamer and game critique

 

[King Nutsack]

His cat son is dying and he didn't even get anywhere near the vest goal on the day stream? Big oof.

Remember Phil, you dropped Divinity 2 and Skyward Sword for these GamePass games.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Gave another "It was a good stream, I don't know why support was so low..." guilt-trip spiel. Tips aren't expected.

 

[kamekmagik]

Holy shit, I finally heard the actual Jasper rant

I have no idea if anyone has brought it up, but this is the EXACT symptoms of getting crystals. That will back up his urine and eventually lead to death. You don't see any symptoms like bleeding besides what he's describing

Now, it could just be a UTI. But with these symptoms you need to take him to an emergency vet asap, not a regular vet. Especially if not a ton of urine is coming out

DSP is fucking stupid so RIP Jasper.

Struvite Bladder Stones In Cats | VCA Animal Hospitals

vcahospitals.com

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Holy shit, I finally heard the actual Jasper rant

I have no idea if anyone has brought it up, but this is the EXACT symptoms of getting crystals. That will back up his urine and eventually lead to death. You don't see any symptoms like bleeding besides what he's describing

Now, it could just be a UTI. But with these symptoms you need to take him to an emergency vet asap, not a regular vet. Especially if not a ton of urine is coming out

DSP is fucking stupid so RIP Jasper.

Make sure to clip the "It's not an emergency emergency" bits.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

I've had cats all my life, never had a cat with a UTI
cats can get UTI if they use a litter tray and you don't clean it regularly which knowing Phil is what's happening

I believe lazy cunts not cleaning the box daily