DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Brother Wind]

We learned that Madara_is_God_ is a ginger and lied about the severity of the dent in his head

Sooo he is actually a functioning member of society? Or the other direction?

 

[Super Dent Head]

Sooo he is actually a functioning member of society? Or the other direction?

Lies to the government about his condition and claims some shit so that he gets a bunch of money. Not a functioning member of society, more like a ginger leech that gives Phil money.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Sooo he is actually a functioning member of society? Or the other direction?

The dox is on the fan thread. But what @Lorum Ipsum said is basically correct

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm hoping one of the new hats is one of those pink knit "pussy hats".

That would just be a hat with his face on it.

Ugh, for no reason whatsoever, I just remembered that Michael Meyers's mask (from Halloween) is just a William Shatner face mask stretched out a bit. Imagine what kind of Eldritch abomination would be wearing a mask made out of the Pigroach's face.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

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me on the left.
also nice chance to share a shitpost from yesterday from /pol/

 

[JimiHendrix]

Sooo he is actually a functioning member of society? Or the other direction?

we found out madara's sister is kind of fuckable depending on your standards.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I just hope that phil won't hit the tips goal so Phil gets super salty about no one wanting to see some hats.

In his head we know he's thinking 3 new hats = three $150 streams.

 

[wahkando]

Snowkarl has effectively stopped tipping completely since dipshit Dave decided he needed to up the tips minimum though, so that's pretty neat.

Hope that decision bites the greedy fuck right in the ass.

Lol that's actually surprising since it felt like he'd really stepped up recently.

Feels like Phil's approaching the limit with the casual supporters at this stage, only the most brain washed, battered wives are able to keep up with Phil's demands.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Here are the 3 tardhats that I think he bought:
1. Fedora because he was talking about getting one
2. Captain's hat because muh captain's chair
3. A crown because HE DA KANG A HATE, NIGGA. Alternatively, a baseball cap with a crown drawn on it.

Not sure if you're memeing, but didn't he literally do that at some point (but I think it was $300)?

He did, $300 for him to hold up a pair of jeans for a few seconds before placing it behind him on the couch. Money well spent.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He did, $300 for him to hold up a pair of jeans for a few seconds before placing it behind him on the couch. Money well spent.

Lets do a poll since DSP is quite fond of them during his begathon

Does anyone here go to work in pyjamas and a 10 year old gaming t-shirt and charge the company for you to put on a pair of jeans, a vest and a hat?

Anyone? No? Ok

Keep kinding yourself that you are working a REAL job Phillip. You are the only person in the whole world who believes your own bullshit

 

[Balr0g]

Knowing Phil, he'd try to screw in the motherboard to the chassis without the stand-offs, scratch a trace on the mobo and wonder why it's not working dood?

Phil would most likely use this specific guide to build his own PC

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I just hope that phil won't hit the tips goal so Phil gets super salty about no one wanting to see some hats.

In his head we know he's thinking 3 new hats = three $150 streams.

We can pretty much guarantee they'll pay enough to see the hats

 

[Brother Wind]

we found out madara's sister is kind of fuckable depending on your standards.

I know we are in a pandemic and bad economic times, but I think sometimes you guys get fuckable and marriage material mixed up.

I would 100% dick that girl down. You just wrap it good because clearly she has fucking mongoloid genetics in her family.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Here's hoping one of the hats is this:

 

[Pargon]

has this been done yet just kidding i don’t give a fuck

glad to see phil is treating his marketability with all the seriousness and hard work characteristic of him

 

[Hogan of the South]

I'll put it this way:

From the tipping side, pretty much non-existent from what I can tell, like 5% or less, and the vast majority of that would come from retards like snowkarl rather than straight up insulting tips. Basically, since there is no message to display that shit is pretty much pointless.

From the YouTube side, out of $8,387 in cumulative Super Chats, I've flagged $611 of that (7.3%) as explicit troll Super Chats.
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Now the thing to note is that my criteria for troll tips are pretty damn strict, they usually have to be extremely obvious, and acting in a generally insulting way, things like Wings memes I don't count because they could be legit fans just memeing it up for all I know. So if your definition of a "troll" is looser than mine, then you would probably multiply this number by at least 2-3x I suspect.

Here are some examples of what I flag as a troll (message not included, but the picture should speak for itself lol):
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Legit fans and growth is all I see

 

[Fapcop]

Lets do a poll since DSP is quite fond of them during his begathon

Does anyone here go to work in pyjamas and a 10 year old gaming t-shirt and charge the company for you to put on a pair of jeans, a vest and a hat?

Anyone? No? Ok

Keep kinding yourself that you are working a REAL job Phillip. You are the only person in the whole world who believes your own bullshit

I’ll bet you even Khat rolls her eyes discretely these days, anytime Phil brings up how he has to “work”.


Now speaking of Khat... I’m sure we all remember how Phil was hoping to make her a regular or at least occasional part of his streams like Panda.

We also know how that shit went sideways, despite both Khat and Phil being totally, totally unbothered by stupid trolls and immature bullshiat.

However: Phil is without a doubt also aware of the fact that Khat on the stream is one of the few things that could make paypigs as well as trolls cough up the $$.

(“If we meet the 500$ tipsgoal everyone, KHAT is going to come on the stream and play with me!”)

If the current rate of decline continues and Phil gets stressed enough over money and WWE Champions spending cash... do you think he might go this route and parade his horse on stream for some shekels?

 

[PieceofShet]

Why even bother buying new one? Sanic hat, tax evading yoshi hat, assassins gout headcape.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Or DSP would rather pull out his old 1 Up beanie rather than actually buy a hat to save a few bucks?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think he said Khet was playing it.

So.........online self defense class?