DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

What do we know about Swagginz? I've seen him pop up as a sock user from time to time. I'm not doubting that he's a pig fancier, but do we have any actual evidence?

Just throwing this fun fact here:

OIC and Swagginz just exchanged messages 5 times, since November 2020 to beggining of May 2021.
Four of those six were in a single conversation. So they 'talked' to each other only 2 days.

Those are the logs:

16/04/2021 3:47:18 PM <%$ omnipotentswagginz: @OnlyIcedCoffee Us men don't go to the gym because we're naturally ripped. Riddled with vascularity
16/04/2021 3:48:02 PM <%$ omnipotentswagginz: @OnlyIcedCoffee I bet you're a chad with bulging veins
16/04/2021 3:48:21 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @OmnipotentSwagginz I love vascularity a lot. Love seeing them veins in them arms and shoulders just POPPING out
16/04/2021 3:48:48 PM <%$ omnipotentswagginz: @OnlyIcedCoffee damn right distBuff
16/04/2021 3:48:59 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @OmnipotentSwagginz No veins popping today sadly
16/04/2021 3:50:21 PM <%$ omnipotentswagginz: @OnlyIcedCoffee we all strive to be like Muteba Gizenga
16/04/2021 3:51:23 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @OmnipotentSwagginz Good lord man gamergirlWow

16/04/2021 9:11:56 PM <%$ onlyicedcoffee: @OmnipotentSwagginz Tonight has been an AMAZING night!
16/04/2021 9:12:29 PM <%$ omnipotentswagginz: @onlyicedcoffee indeed it has! dspDableft dspDabright Phil’s level has increased exponentially

02/05/2021 11:49:12 AM <$ omnipotentswagginz: There’s 1 mandatory requirement for you @onlyicedcoffee every time you ban someone you need to say GTAC Get That Ass Coffee’d
02/05/2021 11:49:26 AM <% onlyicedcoffee: @OmnipotentSwagginz LOL

Again, just throwing this here.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Dsp gets paid in super chats tomorrow yes no? I refuse to beleive that since his beg a thon just over 2 weeks ago or whatever that every single dime of tips he's made for 14 days straight has gone to Bill's!? No one on this fucking planet has Bill's to pay for 14 days straight! It's retarded to point out but, Phil just loves money, he has a huge spending and not saving problem. He has to be cashing out every night and blowing it all by 3:30pm EST every day. He truly is a last minute to do anything type of person. They are not cutting his electricity, water, internet or cable or turning off cell phone or kicking him out of his home for being at least day late to pay these things. He just loves money and it's sickening. Every day before his 1 day off he expects a huge push cause he's already blown the thousands he's made 1 week prior. This is not a mature adult life, Phil. Especially with a 2 adult household.

He's getting a check from YouTube tomorrow worth at least $3,100, likely some amount more.

Honestly I'm starting to wonder if it's not his income that is most important to highlight, but rather his expenses, since you kinda just have to take his word for it (and people have a hard time interpreting his public bankruptcy documents).

 

[RougeRed]

It's just devolved into letting Dean take care of absolutely everything and WHUDDOIDO WHEREDOIGO. He's lucking out with how Dean positions himself, too. Normally, he'd get swarmed and squashed fairly quick, but the ghost people seem to have a lot of trouble pathfinding. Also, quick reminder to Goken that you showed up at DDM's and everyone promptly called you a cucked, retarded faggot. I don't think anyone's going to have any trouble telling you this through any channel, including IRL.

Plus, you missed your chance to say you'd rock bottom us or someting equally faggoty and Phil-like, dude, cuhman. Get with the program already. When you're being an internet tough guy, you gotta threaten us with gay wrasslin' moves like your pigroach master.

EDIT: Deflecting allegations about drinking. Supposedly, he doesn't drink while on the job at all. Once a year, special holiday event, that's it. He knows better than to show up drunk. This is in direct contradiction with how he gets margaritas with his meals during his break, or how he enjoys many types of different drinks, not just gin and tonics, like rum and coke and vodka mixers! Then he shows up later sloshed and slurring his words. It's whatever, at this point. You could tell him that his name is Phil and he'd try to weasel his way out of that one. Guy's lying just to lie. It's odd that he used the whole "Sad, but loaded alcoholic" shtick on Khet, he kept drinking anyway, but is now trying to downplay his alcoholism for the stream. Does he legit care more about what we and the dentheads think than what Khet does? Nice healthy adult marriage ya got over there, Phil.

Watch his face when he drinks from his "water" bottle. The expression and the swishing is far more reminiscent of liquor drinking than water. Maybe it's because his teeth are fucked, but my theory is that he drinks on stream constantly from morning to night.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

What do we know about Swagginz?

Oh yes dear sweet Swagginz, the cuck of cucks. If I remember my lore this idiot has been around for a minute. He is best known for getting jealous and getting rid of King Tut, temporarily rebelling and going to badbunny for some reason and getting shitted on by her and being one of I want to say five people who kept the vest streak alive for so long. This is also the same idiot who thought he could buy his way into prestige like BSV only to get regulated to the porch with the rest of the cucks....funny stuff.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

What do we know about Swagginz? I've seen him pop up as a sock user from time to time. I'm not doubting that he's a pig fancier, but do we have any actual evidence?

Started out as an attention whore at Phil's a few years back, (2016-17 or so, it's really been a while) had a big lover's spat with Phil over RE2make and Sekiro, tried to make it as a restreamer, (Screenname Raweggs, anagram for Swagger) didn't, came back crawling to Phil. Was a pretty big whale until Tut beat him the fuck out. Then he relaxed on the whaling a bit. Famously reneged on doing a promised 1000$ cheer once after Tut showed up with his arab money. Now he's a medium sized whale. Probably gay, bi, or in denial about some of this. Has talked openly about how sensitive his uncircumcised penis is, with other dudes at Phil's chat. Has said that Phil has a big dick. Simps for ASMR thots as well as Phil. Had some pull with Dark's wheelchair army, some dude made him a Swaghammer emote once. Got a little too big for his britches and Phil had to remind him of his place as a lowly paypig. He went back to sucking the pigroach's toes for a while, until Phil went nuclear toxic on his ass during the aforementioned games.

He mentioned being in college a few years back, but there's theories going around that he's actually in his late 20's, I think Anony mentioned something to that effect once. Mostly known for being the one who started the whole bought modship at DSP's trend. Pretty spergy and annoying. Also the pigstapoest of Phil's mod team. He's got a few socks, probably OneMinuteMan and Merdok. OIC and him have very, very similar personalities. OIC mentions working out frequently, Swagginz mentions that he's not picking a male in a game unless he's super buff. Both mention splurging on pointless shit, Swagginz once bought some designer jeans. Typing styles mostly fit. Could be anything, really. Maybe Phil just attracts insecure gay men with disposable income? Or we get our tinfoil hats on and confirm that OIC is some stupid, hare-brained revenge plot by Swagginz? Up to the reader.

To be honest, ever since OIC showed up, Phil's content has been worse by far than it's ever been. He plays nothing but easy shit and avoids dying as much as possible. If he wants to destroy Phil's career by steering him wrong, and it's what's going on, he's unironically not doing that bad a job of it. Phil's been unwatchable for over a year. Still, seems implausible at best. OIC is probably just a detractor turned paypig.

And as I type this, Phil's dismissing some advice Swagginz just gave him. Eh, well. As long as he's happy being the grand winner of the most cucked paypig lifetime achievement.

EDIT: Better wording.

 

[Fragarach]

$51 from Nocotoure, the guy that only tips if there's no tip from SilentBob, OneMinuteMan, Pookie or Bobbajo.

Also, guess who just showed up immediately?
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Very subtle.

I think I mentioned it before, but Nocouture is clearly Swagginz. Swagginz is the idiot who bragged about his $500 jeans or whatever and "couture" is defined as:

"the design and manufacture of fashionable clothes to a client's specific requirements and measurements."

Most of if not all of Phil's whales tip under sock accounts, Swagginz and OIC being the most obvious ones. I wonder if they do it voluntarily or if Phil tells them to so it looks like he has more supporters than he actually does...either way, you're not fooling anyone, guys.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Watch his face when he drinks from his "water" bottle. The expression and the swishing is far more reminiscent of liquor drinking than water. Maybe it's because his teeth are, but my theory is that he drinks on stream constantly from morning to night.

I cant imagine alcoholism is good for the teeth in any case.

When you hate your job and you never leave your house, why stay sober? Its like that weird mature adult logic Phil is always touting. He knows its not normal, but not entirely why. Its weirder if you're a person in DSP's position and not medicating copiously for myriad reasons. Sane, healthy people do not come within two counties of DSPLife. It in no way connotes "winning."

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Sorry if this has been posted before, but this is undeniable proof that DSP lies about ALL consoles/equipment he receives. In the bankruptcy hearing the judge specifically asked him if he bought the consoles himself, in particular the PS4 Pro, and he says he buys his equipment multiple times. Earlier he had said ON STREAM that a fan donated the PS4 Pro. If we are to believe Phil didn't commit a crime and LIE to the Judge on record, then it only makes sense that Phil is lying about the Xbox Series X and Laptop as well. He buys all of it. He lied too many times about it and slipped up big time.

This video is one Bhil Purnell retweeted.

 

[RougeRed]

Sorry if this has been posted before, but this is undeniable proof that DSP lies about ALL consoles/equipment he receives. In the bankruptcy hearing the judge specifically asked him if he bought the consoles himself, in particular the PS4 Pro, and he says he buys his equipment multiple times. Earlier he had said ON STREAM that a fan donated the PS4 Pro. If we are to believe Phil didn't commit a crime and LIE to the Judge on record, then it only makes sense that Phil is lying about the Xbox Series X and Laptop as well. He buys all of it. He lied too many times about it and slipped up big time.

This video is one Bhil Purnell retweeted.

He lied a bunch during his bankruptcy hearing, so apparently, he's not above perjury.

 

[Fill Bern El]

What do we know about Swagginz?

every mod with the exception of 1 has been a paypiggy in the past

To be honest, ever since OIC showed up, Phil's content has been worse by far than it's ever been.

I'd say this is a case of correlation not necessarily meaning causation. DSP clearly hates video games at this point, and to a point I can understand it playing roughly 6+ hours 5-6 days a week for the past 11 or so years. I think any rational human being in DSP's shoes would have diversified their own content a long time ago not out of necessity, but to reserve their own mental health of doing the same shit over and over day in and day out. Shit, I've seen YT creators have burnout just 1-2 years into the grind.

But ofc that puts Dave in a somewhat awkward position because he doesn't know how to do anything else and refuses to learn anything else, not to mention that his only means of diverse content doesn't make money anymore so it's hard for me to blame him for not doing it. But that's of his own fault and really nothing else.

 

[actually]

He mentioned being in college a few years back, but there's theories going around that he's actually in his late 20's, I think Anony mentioned something to that effect once. Mostly known for being the one who started the whole bought modship at DSP's trend. Pretty spergy and annoying. Also the pigstapoest of Phil's mod team. He's got a few socks, probably OneMinuteMan and Merdok. OIC and him have very, very similar personalities. OIC mentions working out frequently, Swagginz mentions that he's not picking a male in a game unless he's super buff. Both mention splurging on pointless shit, Swagginz once bought some designer jeans. Typing styles mostly fit. Could be anything, really. Maybe Phil just attracts insecure gay men with disposable income? Or we get our tinfoil hats on and confirm that OIC is some stupid, hare-brained revenge plot by Swagginz? Up to the reader.

I think Swagginz is early-to-mid 20s and has a lot of family money. Theory is based on his well-known wasting of money on shit like designer jeans and Phil but also the fact that he's on streams pretty much all the time. If he was actually working a lot, he wouldn't be doing that. Like a member of a Middle Eastern oil wealth family who tries to substitute money for personality.

I'm also pretty sure Merdok is not Swagginz. Merdok's just a long-time supporter.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

It's just devolved into letting Dean take care of absolutely everything and WHUDDOIDO WHEREDOIGO. He's lucking out with how Dean positions himself, too. Normally, he'd get swarmed and squashed fairly quick, but the ghost people seem to have a lot of trouble pathfinding. Also, quick reminder to Goken that you showed up at DDM's and everyone promptly called you a cucked, retarded faggot. I don't think anyone's going to have any trouble telling you this through any channel, including IRL.

Plus, you missed your chance to say you'd rock bottom us or someting equally faggoty and Phil-like, dude, cuhman. Get with the program already. When you're being an internet tough guy, you gotta threaten us with gay wrasslin' moves like your pigroach master.

EDIT: Deflecting allegations about drinking. Supposedly, he doesn't drink while on the job at all. Once a year, special holiday event, that's it. He knows better than to show up drunk. This is in direct contradiction with how he gets margaritas with his meals during his break, or how he enjoys many types of different drinks, not just gin and tonics, like rum and coke and vodka mixers! Then he shows up later sloshed and slurring his words. It's whatever, at this point. You could tell him that his name is Phil and he'd try to weasel his way out of that one. Guy's lying just to lie. It's odd that he used the whole "Sad, but loaded alcoholic" shtick on Khet, he kept drinking anyway, but is now trying to downplay his alcoholism for the stream. Does he legit care more about what we and the dentheads think than what Khet does? Nice healthy adult marriage ya got over there, Phil.

So throwing the wrasslin' moves out there like a big man huh? Goken would crotch chop KF members, give us Mr. Socko pulled from his underwear and maybe end with a Rikishi butt in the face because he's a big boy. I no doubt believe Dave drinks all the time. I'll end with more under Radical's post

I cant imagine alcoholism is good for the teeth in any case.

When you hate your job and you never leave your house, why stay sober? Its like that weird mature adult logic Phil is always touting. He knows its not normal, but not entirely why. Its weirder if you're a person in DSP's position and not medicating copiously for myriad reasons. Sane, healthy people do not come within two counties of DSPLife. It in no way connotes "winning."

I'm thinking Dave is always drunk. Like you said he hates his "job" which is so easy he can drink during it. Staying at home all the time which allows him to drink at any hour he please.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

The vest poll is such a blatant way to avoid wearing the vest Snowkarl had to call him out for not actually wearing it before he put it on. A poll for 300 viewers definitely does not need to last 20 minutes.

I think it’s fucking hilarious that Phil eliminates vests from contention in order to prevent his fans from voting for the best one every time lmao

 

[YMB]

Rate me mati and autistic, but I fucking hate the word Danganronpa. Idk if it means anything or is just some made up chink word but it makes me irrationally angry for some reason. It's a fucking awful sounding word. Anyone who plays those games should be dragged behind a car until death.

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

Rate me mati and autistic, but I fucking hate the word Danganronpa. Idk if it means anything or is just some made up chink word but it makes me irrationally angry for some reason. It's a fucking awful sounding word. Anyone who plays those games should be dragged behind a car until death.

Jackie it only makes you NOT a degenerate. Pretty sure people that play this have body pillows and similar stories of Japan as KG. Not to mention weird Jap Anime porn saved on their hard drives.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Rate me mati and autistic, but I fucking hate the word Danganronpa. Idk if it means anything or is just some made up chink word but it makes me irrationally angry for some reason. It's a fucking awful sounding word. Anyone who plays those games should be dragged behind a car until death.

Im psure that Danganrampan Thing is a NIS property? Its a franchise so Weeb, it killed Disgaea, a weeb game that's to lolis what Sonic is to furries.

So I can see the cause of rustling jimmies.

 

[hundredthousand]

I think Swagginz is early-to-mid 20s and has a lot of family money. Theory is based on his well-known wasting of money on shit like designer jeans and Phil but also the fact that he's on streams pretty much all the time. If he was actually working a lot, he wouldn't be doing that. Like a member of a Middle Eastern oil wealth family who tries to substitute money for personality.

I'm also pretty sure Merdok is not Swagginz. Merdok's just a long-time supporter.

That is something I wondered; how can some of these people spend their entire day watching streamers. There are regulars in Phil's chat who are there each day, all day. I can understand if you're RobOnWheels, who is getting assisted living and can't really do anything, but it's like most of his mod team don't have work or school or anything else to attend and can just piss away their existence.

And if they're whaling out at the same time? You're right, they must be trustfund manchildren who never left Mom and Dad's nest.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Phil is so stupid he paid for a laptop that's far less advanced than my near 3 year old gaming laptop. He could have paid nearly the same price for the model I have on Ebay.

People really are dumb enough to think some rich jackoffs are gifting these expensive things to this bozo. But if that really is the case and people are buying these things for him, there's no hope left. We're truly headed for idiocracy.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Whats up with him commenting on costumes lately? Like he is not the biggest dress up clown I know...

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Is Phil this much of an attention whore that he's trying to comment literally on everything video game related?

It's that Wario64 'Xbox restock' account. Phil is trying to pretend there is a reason he recently started following that Twitter account besides Phil bought himself an Xbox.

What do we know about Swagginz? I've seen him pop up as a sock user from time to time. I'm not doubting that he's a pig fancier, but do we have any actual evidence?

He really goes out of his way to make sure people know he's "100% totally not gay bro"

He's the 'Totally not gay!', '100% Straight', 'NO HOMO!!!' boy who watches ASMR on Twitch to get "tingles all over my body" and bragged about how his 'sensitive, uncircumcised penis self-lubricates when he masturbates' in Phil's chat https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-3#post-4041043

There's a subject I've noticed Swagginz often returns to, going back to his first appearance in chat:

[2018-01-05 05:38:15 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer100 Phil. I Love You. (no homo)

When he was still new to the DSP community and but the humble “Mr.” Swagginz, he could roll with the punches and joke about being gay:

[2018-03-06 03:50:12 UTC] mrswagginz: @jayp060299 Nah man I'm 100% straight as a circle KappaHD

But even in February, sexuality was a weapon to be used against his enemies:

[2018-02-24 23:05:34 UTC] mrswagginz: @XaxtonRevolution You like that shit you fuckin weirdo. Get outta here gayboy

And his chat colleagues had to be reminded that him being gay could be serious business:

[2018-01-14 23:55:22 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 Phil i wish we could be friends IRL and crack a cold one or something. You're one cool hip cat dawg
[2018-01-14 23:56:40 UTC] 1buttondash: crack a beer "or something"
[2018-01-14 23:56:46 UTC] 1buttondash: KappaPride
[2018-01-14 23:56:59 UTC] mrswagginz: @1ButtonDash Nah im straight

And something he'd return to twice more: A male in sexual situation can only be there as the object of desire:

[2018-01-16 05:56:51 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 its autonomous sensory meridian response. it basically releaxes you and gives you tingles all over your body. pretty gay, but it actually works. i only watch females because im straight though

By the time three months and two usernames had passed, the humour had largely disappeared and the subject had become a weapon threatening “Emperor” Swagginz' identity, no matter how vague and non-sequitur the conclusion:

Spoiler: "I'm Straight Bro"

[2018-05-04 02:33:54 UTC] dspisreallycool: You can slap me around? @KingSwagginz
[2018-05-04 02:34:01 UTC] kingswagginz: nah bro I'm straight

[2018-05-19 18:06:26 UTC] buckshot4205: @kingswagginz do you like phil
[2018-05-19 18:06:58 UTC] kingswagginz: @buckshot4205 yes in a non sexual way. I'm straight.

[2018-05-19 18:30:32 UTC] wakandaforever6969: its ok to be gay @KingSwagginz
[2018-05-19 18:30:53 UTC] kingswagginz: @wakandaforever6969 I'm straight.

[2018-05-19 18:31:21 UTC] bionich00t: Are there many straight Justin Bieber fans?
[2018-05-19 18:31:26 UTC] kingswagginz: @Bionich00t dude that's impossible still I love the entire purpose album and I like most of journals
[2018-05-19 18:31:47 UTC] kingswagginz: @Bionich00t dude 95% of his fans are straight
[2018-05-19 18:32:23 UTC] kingswagginz: @Bionich00t bieber is a huge icon for the fashion world. He made streetwear popular

[2018-06-05 18:36:41 UTC] emperorswagginz: dude since I'm almost a 6 month sub and have a 100k bit badge can I live in your backyard?
[2018-06-05 18:37:06 UTC] garyq01: @EmperorSwagginz you get to live in his closet i think
[2018-06-05 18:37:26 UTC] emperorswagginz: I'm straight bro @GaryQ01

[2018-07-07 02:53:04 UTC] emperorswagginz: Dude I've told you time and time again. I am not getting you those pictures. I know Phil gets you going, but I'm a straight man @ikas_ando
(It seems like ikas_ando had been able to use this to get under Swagginz' skin):

[2018-07-12 03:12:03 UTC] emperorswagginz: @ikas_ando I'm not going gay for you tf dawg?!?!
[2018-07-12 03:13:00 UTC] emperorswagginz: @ikas_ando fuk outta here before I whoop you ass son

[2018-08-04 03:37:32 UTC] emperorswagginz: iJustine is hot
2018-08-04 03:37:44 UTC] bentboxer: ijustine is a man
[2018-08-04 03:37:50 UTC] bentboxer: she's a man baby!
[2018-08-04 03:37:52 UTC] emperorswagginz: @bentboxer I'm straight

[2018-08-08 22:26:31 UTC] emperorswagginz: all I'm saying is I am straight and I wanna make sure I ain't getting trolled into thinking a guy is a female.
(This was the vision of sexuality that got him all shook, by the way):
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[2018-08-27 21:00:16 UTC] theycallmepineappleman: swagginz throw me a bone dawg weve been friends since back when
[2018-08-27 21:01:05 UTC] emperorswagginz: @theycallmepineappleman I don't give out bones to men. I'm straight

[2018-08-29 21:45:23 UTC] kanjimonster: Asmr is kinda KappaPride tbh
[2018-08-29 21:45:38 UTC] thanosswagginz: @KanjiMonster that's why I don't watch males do it LUL I'm straight

[2018-09-27 02:53:58 UTC] thanosswagginz: imagine being the only guy in an all girls school
[2018-09-27 02:54:54 UTC] balenciagaboyz: are we talking about being trans or a straight male @ThanosSwagginz
[2018-09-27 02:55:07 UTC] thanosswagginz: @balenciagaboyz straight of course LUL

[2018-09-28 18:27:50 UTC] jenkinsjinkiesx: holy shit, this game ticks every sjw box
[2018-09-28 18:28:14 UTC] thanosswagginz: @JenkinsJinkiesX I guarantee that one of these isn't straight

[2018-09-28 18:44:31 UTC] thanosswagginz: no male says bitchin"
[2018-09-28 18:44:35 UTC] thanosswagginz: bitchin'
[2018-09-28 18:44:59 UTC] thanosswagginz: at least he's straight
[2018-09-28 18:45:03 UTC] thanosswagginz: I'll give him that

[2018-10-04 02:08:21 UTC] thanosswagginz: Honestly it is kind of bullshit. Like I'm straight so where's my emote?

[2018-11-09 20:04:51 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: @katexo234 Phil is a straight man and he doesn't want to see another man bathe himself.

[2018-12-02 04:36:27 UTC] omnipotentswagginz: @thirdeyethethird I am a straight man. I don't need to see another male. that's lowkey a cuck. I only watch lesbians

Spoiler: Bonus = No Homo

[2018-02-21 02:34:37 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 I was just watching your 2011 condo tour videos because I was feeling nostalgic and I just noticed your middle name is Paul... that is so dope. PP Burnell. It's crazy to look back at all your old videos. It almost feels like I grew up with you. Like a 2nd dad. You taught me a lot. Thank You Philip Paul Burnell (No homo)

About Justin Bieber:
[2018-03-12 22:14:35 UTC] mrswagginz: @AnonySaurusRex I wish he would just stick to being a Calvin Klein model... (no homo)

[2018-04-18 02:20:09 UTC] kingswagginz: that D must've been legendary (no homo)

[2018-05-13 03:10:28 UTC] kingswagginz: we can all cuddle up under the blanket on a dark and starmy night and play silent hill 2 (no homo of course)

[2018-06-19 18:44:28 UTC] emperorswagginz: @katexo234 Chris Hemsworth is bae. (no homo)
[2018-06-27 03:19:11 UTC] emperorswagginz: @austmink It really was LUL I love Tom Holland (no homo)

About Shawn Mendes:
[2018-09-05 19:40:54 UTC] thanosswagginz: @jakelikescats LUL I'm mean he's a good looking dude. (no homo)

[2018-09-07 17:31:35 UTC] thanosswagginz: /me kisses @janneysaurusrex
[2018-09-07 17:31:44 UTC] thanosswagginz: no homo doe

And just cuz:

[2018-01-16 06:09:12 UTC] mrswagginz: cheer25 i have foreskin. it makes your dick more sensitive when you pull the skin back, but it requires no lube as the skin acts as lube on its own. i definately prefer to have it

 

[Philly May Lyrus]

That is something I wondered; how can some of these people spend their entire day watching streamers. There are regulars in Phil's chat who are there each day, all day. I can understand if you're RobOnWheels, who is getting assisted living and can't really do anything, but it's like most of his mod team don't have work or school or anything else to attend and can just piss away their existence.

And if they're whaling out at the same time? You're right, they must be trustfund manchildren who never left Mom and Dad's nest.

So Dave's chat is basically full of Derich's, Furries, and Social security checks? lol