DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Shirō Ishii]

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Tfw eating delicious food

Who the hell even eats like that? He looks like an alien disguised as a human eating food for the first time. I'm pretty sure like what many have speculated is that he has something wrong with his teeth so he has to eat it a certain way because god forbid he goes to a dentist or dare to brush his teeth

 

[Prince Lotor]

I wish I would of saved all these streaming schedules to show the roller coaster ride his fans are on.

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3 weeks ago:
"Guys the goal must be at $200 because I need to make up for TWITCH FUCKING ME OVER! We will be back to normal!"

2 weeks ago:
"Okay guys the streams are back to $100!!"

1.5 weeks ago:
"STREAMS ARE STALLING!! Nobody is tipping over $100!! We're going to $150!!"

6 days ago ago:
"I have a mortgage!! Need a fundraiser to reach so I can pay it!!! Don't let up on the daily tips goal either! WE WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL I SWEAR THIS TIME!!"

10 minutes ago:
"Fundraiser was successful but WE DIDN"T HIT THE TIPS GOAL!!!! Tips will be back up to $200 for ONLY A WEEK! I SWEAR! ONLY A WEEK UNTIL THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.

Spoiler: Hint Hint

Things will never be normal for this guy ever again until he realizes his life as a streamer is at sunset.

'Support Update:' is now a permanent fixture. I think that begging tactic is here to stay.

Also if the only way you have to pay for something is with money give you for nothing then they aren't really your "financial responsibilities" are they Phil?
That implies you are in some way taking responsibility for them, but you aren't and instead have entirely passed on the responsibility of paying them to your .

 

[myone]

That is one scared pig. I wonder how long till he tries to file some charge backs against Scopely.

Never. They'd immediately ban his account on the first charge back.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

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Tfw eating delicious food

Edit; This dude's teeth have to be fucked beyond repair, every bite is capped off with a pained grimace

DarkSaturnPhil Devouring His Son

 

[YokuNama]

Here's the financial breakdown for Pokemon Snap (big ups An1337 for premiering).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zyPSUm8HtYs

Lol that was really good.

 

[Brother Wind]

How do his regular monthly payments keep creeping up on him?

I mean complete fairness we all have that "Oh christ it's the first already" moment. But, you know, most of us have the money to pay our bills, so it's more like "Oh shit I gotta get that taken care of" and not "Wow dood I can't believe I have to pay my electricity bill again"

 

[Mature Adult]

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Tfw eating delicious food

Edit; This dude's teeth have to be fucked beyond repair, every bite is capped off with a pained grimace

1000%

I sadly know this from experience. I also notice he picks at his teeth all the time when he games. Take care of your teeth guys, I didn't when I was younger and needed way too much dental work to fix it.

I thought he would go back to $200 around Christmas, in reality it only took 20 days. The DSP universe moves quick lol. Gonna be 300 by next year with monthly marathons.

 

[Fill Bern El]

So because I have time and nothing else better to do at the moment, I'll provide my reasoning as to why Golden Indian Curry House is actually the place DSP ordered from, correctly pointed out by @gettingthatgrooveback.

Firstly, location. GICH is located within 10 minutes of DSP. This correlates with DSP's tendency to order from places very near him and therefore corroborates DSP's story about how he has eaten Indian food many times from this location. I'll go more in depth about how location affects DSP's eating habits in a couple of days with a DSP Tries It series analysis, as DSP not only said but has indeed shown to have a tendency to repeatedly eat fast food from locations near him rather than locations farther than him.

Spoiler: location

Secondly, DSP states "this place basically has 3 main kinds of cuisine." This correlates to GICH indeed having 3 main kinds of cuisines, with the 3 being Biriyani, Curries, and Tandoori. Beyond that, GICH has appetizers, breads, soups & salads, sides, and desserts. I believe it is a fair assessment to not classify these as cuisines, meaning the original correlation is correct.

Spoiler: cuisine

Thirdly, there are repeated word for word item description matches. They are as follows; (have the menu open in one window and follow DSP's description in another)
Pillau, Eggs bhurji, Chicken Korma, Chicken Vindaloo, Chicken Jalfrazi, Chicken Karahi, Paneer bhurji, Paneer karahi, Veggie coconut korma, Aloo Gobi, Eggplant Curry & more. There are some picture descriptions as well, but they're few and far in between so while they do match I think this is more than sufficient to prove the correlation.

Lastly, there is a 100% match on the menu provided by GICH and the menu provided by DSP. If I can count correctly, DSP listened 49 menu items. All 49 menu items listed match the menu provided by GICH in not only name, but also ingredients given by DSP. (There's also Seafood Curries, an entire section of food DSP mistakenly skipped over but went back to which only further solidifies this correlation)

Spoiler: DSP's menu (in order of appearance)

DSP listed (in order of appearance) Garlic Naan [bread], Pillau, Vegetable Biriyani, Chicken Biriyani, Lamb Biyani, Prawn Biriyani, Chicken Tika Masala, Chicken curry, Coconut butter chicken, Eggs bhurji, Mango chicken curry, Mango butter chicken, Chicken Korma, Butter Chicken, Chicken Vindaloo, Chicken Saag Masala, Chicken Jalfrazi, Chicken Karahi, Paneer bhurji, Paneer karahi, Veggie coconut korma, Veggie mango korma, Aloo Gobi, Eggplant Curry, Okra Masala, Aloo Mattar, Mushroom Dopiaza, Butter Goat, Coconut lamb curry, Lamb Tikka Masala, Mango lamb curry, Lamb Korma, Butter Lamb, Lamb Vindaloo, Goat Curry, Butter Fish, Coconut prawn [curry], Fish Curry, Mango prawn curry, Prawn Masala [Curry], Prawn Vindaloo [Curry], Prawn Jalfrazi [Curry], Chicken malie kebab, Chili chicken, Tandoori Chicken, Chicken Tika Kabab, Fish Tandoori, Tandoori Prawns, Seesh Kabab.

That should be enough evidence. Sorry if this was a fuck off post, but there were 3 different restaurants being floated around earlier and I had confirmed this one by only saying "dude trust me" at the time. So if this is correct, then that means the totals that I gathered were also correct, and DSP easily spent $60-$70+ on that fucking mukbang.

 

[tzgnilki]

I mean complete fairness we all have that "Oh christ it's the first already" moment. But, you know, most of us have the money to pay our bills, so it's more like "Oh shit I gotta get that taken care of" and not "Wow dood I can't believe I have to pay my electricity bill again"

it gets worse when you think about how he signed an agreement to pay his mortgage for 30 years, but somehow forgets about it every month even though he has been paying it for years

& reminder: the next foreclosure update is on 29th July, and I can't help but think he's finally starting to throw money at it last minute

 

[Gramh]

Is...is DSP trying to move to being a mukbang streamer?

 

[Shabobus]

Is...is DSP trying to move to being a mukbang streamer?

He may as well. The gameplay part of the marathon was him bumbling through side quests while relying on chat to tell him exactly where to go and what to do. It's unwatchable.

 

[Fill Bern El]

If I'm feeling up to it I'll edit a video later showing what Phil actually thinks is a 10/10 and how he'll react to food he'll actually think is amazing. I've seen way too many DSP Tries Its recently to not know this.

Not making a YT video and I don't feel like shilling my channel so I'll do a rather quick breakdown.

Here is DSP genuinely enjoying food. His voice becomes higher pitched, he starts busting out the big vocabulary, his focus turns to eating more rather than doing the review, his lip smacks & noises increase, and while he is calm & collected to a degree there is still a clear hint of enjoyment and excitement in his voice.

This is...Not how he has reacted before to good food. His voice is still low, the facial expressions are clownish, he is eating the food rather slowly in contrast to the devourment he did on that Wendy's sandwich, and that hint of enjoyment and excitement is simply not there. DSP is very flat here. I'm unsure if it's just age or if it's the spiciness or if he just wants to hype it up for the camera but it's clearly not the same.

 

[DeeTracktor]

The guilt tripping today because Phil only got $900 for eating a curry on air will be one for the ages ladies and gentlemen

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

I've shared meals with hundreds of different people in my life. Hundreds more I've watched, in some capacity, eat on camera or otherwise. DSP is far and away the grossest person I've ever heard eat. Like, no contest. Absolutely revolting.

Today was another new low for DSP.
-misleading stream title
-hiding the "not for charity" disclaimer in the description
-multiple beg tweets after already receiving several hundred dollars
-bitching out one of his most loyal paypigs in Jakileez and flat out refusing to go a minute OT
-and ending it all with "it still wasn't enough, so now I'm punishing you with a $200 tip goal again"

I've kept telling myself he can't go much lower and I've been wrong every time. A+ entertainment though and that's what this is all about.

 

[UaineRunei]

Here's the financial breakdown for Pokemon Snap (big ups An1337 for premiering).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zyPSUm8HtYs

Great video, dood! But the thing that I liked the most was the fact that OiC was in An1337's stream, for some reason, and saw, first-hand, the "OIC LEARNED PAYDAY LOAN" lmao

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

What in the fuck is a muckbang?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

What in the fuck is a muckbang?

It's essentially an ASMR but for listening to the sounds of people eating various foods.

It's existed for a few years now and streamers have already been hopping in on the trend since Korean content creators popularised it on various platforms.

Phil doing one of these with a microphone right up next to his mouth sounds worse than nails on a chalkboard.

Probably a good thing tbh he's never expanded his creativity (like a lot of things but any way) with his DSP tries it shit trying to mimic this, I couldn't stomach seeing that slob eat and chew like a toddler and make sounds like he was deprived of food at some point in his life.

 

[arrivefriday]

Some of you might say that paying DSP to eat on stream is a new level of sleazy and lazy but I say its his best content yet, watching his face and body twist and contort to the likes of the clown from IT in the fridge scene while pretending he's enjoying the taste of the food does make me laugh more than I probably should.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Not making a YT video and I don't feel like shilling my channel so I'll do a rather quick breakdown.

Here is DSP genuinely enjoying food. His voice becomes higher pitched, he starts busting out the big vocabulary, his focus turns to eating more rather than doing the review, his lip smacks & noises increase, and while he is calm & collected to a degree there is still a clear hint of enjoyment and excitement in his voice.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdmllIyWGXA:165
This is...Not how he has reacted before to good food. His voice is still low, the facial expressions are clownish, he is eating the food rather slowly in contrast to the devourment he did on that Wendy's sandwich, and that hint of enjoyment and excitement is simply not there. DSP is very flat here. I'm unsure if it's just age or if it's the spiciness or if he just wants to hype it up for the camera but it's clearly not the same.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9kTBg48ytjA:19915

Oh god I can't! That fucking grunting noise he makes in the back of his mouth when he chews I go straight into 'Shoot it in the head and kill it with fire' mode.

 

[King Nutsack]

If nothing else his mukbang stream has given us so many fantastic screenshots of a goutlord attempting to eat food. I just imagine he makes that horrifying face on every meal. For better or for worse thats more entertaining than watching him reload a save over and over while the NPC carrying him through the game keeps getting killed.

He made $900 in one day and once again it's just not enough. He has totally gotten used to having all this extra WWE Champions money from the last couple months and refuses to settle for a lower standard of living now. I can't get over how his response to not hitting the goal is to raise his daily tip goal back up because he refuses to do anything that's not begging. You whales are holding out on him, he's going to get your money whether you like it or not!