DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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DarkSydeBills dijo:
I live in a place where something around 38°C/100°F is a normal occurence and yet all you need is one good fan and the heat stops being a problem. Does he really expect people to believe he needs 2 ACs and 5 fans?
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The only reason I believe it is because of how inept at everything he is.
 
tzgnilki dijo:
DSP's about to short crcuit the entire electrical grid on the west coast

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All that money he had, all the money he made, idiot couldn't get himself central air conditioning. I promise you for a fraction of what he spent on WWE Champions he could have gotten a system installed. Meanwhile I'm sure I'm not the only detractor who does have central air, today is going to be a hot one but it won't get above 70 in my house and my electricity bill won't be as high as DSP's by the sound of things. Guess I'm just a booksmart idiot.
 
DSP drinks in the dead of night and not only is he going to be sweating bullets anyways but his conscience is getting to him from all the bullshit he's done to other people.

So if he feels bad. He want's to make sure you feel sorry for him anyway possible.

From him telling you how he's ironically going to start a fire to cool his house down in 75 degree weather, or telling you about the littles cut possible on a human being.
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Phil wants you to feel bad for him, which ultimately makes him feel good.

Misery loves company.
 
hundredthousand dijo:
I used to work on rooftops in those temperatures in work clothes and it's not such a big fucking deal.

He can't shut the fuck up about the temperature for 10 minutes and he just has to sit inside and play video games in his pajamas.

He's got to be one of softest, weakest pussies I've seen.

Can you imagine what just one day of hard, real job would do to him?
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DSP’s ability to wail and bitch about problems that also affect other people while acting like it’s a specific trial of his will always be one of the uniquely frustrating things about him. Crying over five times a day to your hugbox about a heatwave like no one else around you has to put up with it. It’s a combination of his lack of understanding social norms, fucked up sense of dignity, and extreme entitlement, all while playing into an illusion that “he’s just like you or me”.
Like how he expects us to believe he’s being kept poor by taxes alone while he makes more money than the average citizen. You wouldn’t know how fucking taxes work, kid.
 
TheKatIsNowGone dijo:
All that money he had, all the money he made, idiot couldn't get himself central air conditioning. I promise you for a fraction of what he spent on WWE Champions he could have gotten a system installed. Meanwhile I'm sure I'm not the only detractor who does have central air, today is going to be a hot one but it won't get above 70 in my house and my electricity bill won't be as high as DSP's by the sound of things. Guess I'm just a booksmart idiot.
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How many sweaty man jpegs can be used to get central air?

YokuNama dijo:
DSP drinks in the dead of night and not only is he going to be sweating bullets anyways but his conscience is getting to him from all the bullshit he's done to other people.

So if he feels bad. He want's to make sure you feel sorry for him anyway possible.

From him telling you how he's ironically going to start a fire to cool his house down in 75 degree weather, or telling you about the littles cut possible on a human being.
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Phil wants you to feel bad for him, which ultimately makes him feel good.

Misery loves company.
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It's a fucking nick. BOO FUCKING HOO!
 
Stephen Hawking dijo:
Is the Farm back up!?

Quick, time to unload all the new information on Phil today.

He is still a fat lazy faggot complaining about the 80 degree temperatures within A.C blowing in his face.

Now we are caught up.
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If DSP doesn't Karen about something he would legit died from asphyxiation.
 
Cult of the Dead dijo:
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An outstanding product idea came out in 2800 B.C. It is called soap. You should implement it.
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So, maybe I’m being a dumbass or whatever, but I don’t understand how Phillip gets ear infections from head sets? And I’m no stranger to them: I had chronic ear infections as a child & have had 4 sets of tubes! I have been wearing head phones & earbuds for fucking years And have yet to have problems! So if I haven’t had problems, how in the fuck does this thumb thumbs looking motherfucker have that issue?
 
Anya15 dijo:
So, maybe I’m being a dumbass or whatever, but I don’t understand how Phillip gets ear infections from head sets? And I’m no stranger to them: I had chronic ear infections as a child & have had 4 sets of tubes! I have been wearing head phones & earbuds for fucking years And have yet to have problems! So if I haven’t had problems, how in the fuck does this thumb thumbs looking motherfucker have that issue?
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You see, the reason why Phil gets infections is because well he's legit fucking retarded. There is no other explanation.


That and hes also lying about it.
 
Anya15 dijo:
So, maybe I’m being a dumbass or whatever, but I don’t understand how Phillip gets ear infections from head sets? And I’m no stranger to them: I had chronic ear infections as a child & have had 4 sets of tubes! I have been wearing head phones & earbuds for fucking years And have yet to have problems! So if I haven’t had problems, how in the fuck does this thumb thumbs looking motherfucker have that issue?
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DSP pulled the headphones excuse straight out of his ass. But because he's such a delusional narcissist, he believes that the first thing that popped into his head is the absolute truth. Just like his bizarre belief that quitting 3 CoD matches in a row drops you out of skill-based matchmaking. He just said that shit one day (with zero evidence) and has now convinced himself it's the word of God.

He refuses to see an ENT so the real cause of his chronic ear infections will remain a mystery.
 
If his ear infections are indeed happening, then it's coming from Phil being a disgusting pig and not showering or doing anything else which constitutes as having good hygiene. We all see how greasy his hair is seemingly all of the time
 
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