DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Max is what DSP wants to be, DSP is like Bizzaro Max, complete with droopy face and patchy beard.

I typed up a max vs dsp, looked at it, said "thats some mighty long tism" and deleted it...but yeah from yt series, to ability to learn fighting games, to pets, to wives participation in streams to how people feel about them to friends.
 
My theory is that he was drunk as fuck hitting the gin and changed his name because it's a subtle flex on the evil detractors.
His life is going great, he's getting a ton of money up to the point where he can waste over 2k dollars on a shitty mobile game just because he wants to, so he changed his name to celebrate he got his golden hogan or whatever the fuck he got during last event.
Expect an incoherent ramble to justify that dumb shit without mentioning WWE even once on prestream today.
 
Wasabi Panda dijo:
Max is what DSP wants to be, DSP is like Bizzaro Max, complete with droopy face and patchy beard.

I typed up a max vs dsp, looked at it, said "thats some mighty long tism" and deleted it...but yeah from yt series, to ability to learn fighting games, to pets, to wives participation in streams to how people feel about them to friends.
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That makes me wonder . . .

What the hell happened to his beard? It used to be somewhat decent compared to now.
 

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Swallow Moon dijo:
Arcsys don't know how to code a game, dood.
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Phil's ability to fuck himself by saying such stupid shit is second to none. I've said it before, watch literally any other channel that covers video games and you immediately have no choice but to go "Oh, THAT'S why DSP has no audience except detractors and retards..."

The difference is that fucking staggering. Phil is a genuine one-of-a-kind, and not in a good way.
Darkenvolf dijo:
What the hell happened to his beard?
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Same thing that happened to the rest of him: piss-poor choices.
 
gobsmackedmortician dijo:
Immortal?


oh boy........... this is ganna age well
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It reminds me of when he made that "the future is looking so bright I gotta wear shades" video and then right after it his entire life went on a sudden decline until we get current day Phil and I don't have to list all the things which make his life as pathetic as it is today.

I'm expecting something big to happen. The autism vortex makes zero sense and doesn't follow the laws that the rest of our reality does. Whenever detractors actively start fucking with him he brushes it all off and their efforts undo themselves without Phil having to even lift a finger. However, he always gets overly cocky and prideful just before he gets fucked up beyond repair.
 
Imagine smugly adopting the moniker “Immortal” as an attempt to flex on a bunch of internet strangers when your legacy constitutes of interchangeably being banned and demonetized from the internet’s major streaming websites while being blacklisted from all major and significant corporate sponsorships.

Delusional doesn’t even begin to describe this sad and angry manchild’s bitter behavior.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth dijo:
So, how many hours exactly did Phil invest in Street Fighter to get "good" as we see today? Either Phil is lazy (which is correct), or as @Pretty Boy Extremism pointed out, a giant wuss who doesn't want his glass ego to be smashed into powder (also correct). Really, this is all coming back to the common themes: Phil is lazy and cheap, and so he looks for a way out (that crappy PS1 port of SSF2T that he exploited, VF5 being free). Even now, he refuses to do most newer fighting games because he can't exploit holes. He is knowingly running away from the hard work and sacrifice to reap the real rewards.

Hi, Phil!
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It's a little bit of both, he's too lazy to learn the game and he knows he'll get his penne pushed in.

On PS4/5 you have max, justin wong, sonic, sajan, shanks, jmcrofts, roolfmonger etc are all playing in towers and his ego thinks he's as good as them or better, so either he knows how floors work and would look like an ass getting bodied below floor 6 where people don't even block and just unga bunga or he knows he can't hang with those guys and doesn't want to get bodied by them since even his whales know his excuses won't fly. Bonus is he can't go "OMG the lahg" as an excuse...

though he did try to say that he could see the frame delay in DBFZ and the counter is wrong.

Side note about his laziness and ego. I'm going through the ME:LE and currently playing ME2, the whole "I played it not to long ago" is such bullshit (obviously) it's he knows the hoops you have to jump through to get the good ending and he's too lazy to do them but his ego won't let him just rush to the omega relay and everyone dies giving the bad ending.

there's that and then there's Miranda, Jack and Samara/Morinth, then there's Jacob and pole dancers on omega...he's too pure for such a lewd non aryan game. He's much rather play FO:NV...again.
 
It's part of his victim complex, which he came up with many years ago to have something to project all his accountability onto. People have brought up the painting of Dorian Grey, well they're not too far off. Phil painted a picture, and he uses it to absorb blame so that the painting feels it instead of him. Out of sheer terror at the thought of ever feeling guilt, regret, humility, or shame. There was nothing he could do, it is what it is, stupid trolls, stupid YouTube algorithm, etc. et.c, it's all about taking the blame and tossing it onto the painting. Out of fear.

He flaunts being "unkillable" as a way to say "the world set itself against me all these years, but I'm still here! I win!", except the reality is that the painting is bullshit, and Phil has been slowly strangling himself for over a decade.
 
MoonRocker dijo:
Imagine smugly adopting the moniker “Immortal” as an attempt to flex on a bunch of internet strangers when your legacy constitutes of interchangeably being banned and demonetized from the internet’s major streaming websites while being blacklisted from all major and significant corporate sponsorships.

Delusional doesn’t even begin to describe this sad and angry manchild’s bitter behavior.
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Plus your "immortality" is now dependant on one person to supply the majority of your income, and you're one verbal slip or copyright strike away from oblivion.
 
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