DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gobsmackedmortician]

Tipster had gout , but ate it

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Tipster had gout , but ate it

I think he did the same thing with his brain cells.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

He genuinely seems to enjoy playing this god awful game. There is no way to lose. When was the last game Phil truly enjoyed a game? These Pokemon streams are absolutely the worst, but he loves the game. He should just stream playing champions at this point. Listen to how excited he gets when getting a 3* or 4* picture. He gets real into it and gotcha Phil comes out.

The reason is simple: there's no real fail state. Having a fail state implies Phil isn't a prodigy, which his ego can't handle. Take Divinity 2 and Returnal, for example. Both of those games require the ability to learn from mistakes or pure tactical competence, both of which our boy severely lacks. So when a game like this comes along, offering purely reward and no risk, You best believe Phil will kiss that game's ass from dawn to dusk

 

[Forbidden Math]

Imagine being a 4-year-plus-long streamer and having to manually make a new full screen scene for your webcam EVERY TIME you want to go full screen. Now imagine that you also have a new stream deck (an item which can cost anywhere from 150-250 dollars new) just sitting there waiting to make it easier for you to have scene changes, ACTUAL fucking sound clips, and general automation improvements.

DSP isn't just lazy he's like on a whole new level.

 

[Fragarach]

Imagine being a 4-year-plus-long streamer and having to manually make a new full screen scene for your webcam EVERY TIME you want to go full screen. Now imagine that you also have a new stream deck (an item which can cost anywhere from 150-250 dollars new) just sitting there waiting to make it easier for you to have scene changes, ACTUAL fucking sound clips, and general automation improvements.

DSP isn't just lazy he's like on a whole new level.

DSP is so lazy he won't take a couple hours to figure out how to do something that'll make his job easier for years to come. His need for instant gratification is literally child-like. If he doesn't see an IMMEDIATE financial benefit, he won't even attempt to figure it out or incorporate it into his streams. Remember that this man's had a green screen collecting dust in his garage or someplace for years and still hasn't made any use of it because it'd take a few minutes to dust off and set up. And this is just a green screen, one of the most stupid easy things to set up for any streamer.

 

[Alxmir23]

Imagine being a 4-year-plus-long streamer and having to manually make a new full screen scene for your webcam EVERY TIME you want to go full screen. Now imagine that you also have a new stream deck (an item which can cost anywhere from 150-250 dollars new) just sitting there waiting to make it easier for you to have scene changes, ACTUAL fucking sound clips, and general automation improvements.

DSP isn't just lazy he's like on a whole new level.

he said he doesnt upgrade pc because its the most stable pc he got......meanwhile it freezes and lags every.single.day and calls it a piece of garbage

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Man that multiple Derich shit today in chat was hilarious. Pig ups to anyone involved, you made the "gameplay" part of the stream entertaining for once. I knew Phil would hate YouTube chat because it lacks the safe space features like follower only, 72 hour wait, etc. but I wonder if he knows how easy you can return to chat by "adding a channel" to an existing account or just making a new Gmail.

 

[Mature Adult]

I just got around to listening to most of the prestream rant. Now his argument is they didn't give him a chance to fix his behavior. He is trying the George Costanza defense

Apparently, DSP needs to be told to tone down his toxic behavior and to stop calling people mentally ill idiots every 5 minutes

 

[NotValKilmer]

I just got around to listening to most of the prestream rant. Now his argument is they didn't give him a chance to fix his behavior. He is trying the George Costanza defense

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Td67kYY9mdQ
Apparently, DSP needs to be told to tone down his toxic behavior and to stop calling people mentally ill idiots every 5 minutes

DSP would probably get away with that shit if he was a fraction as personable as ole' George Constanza

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What the fuck is Phil’s obsession with “striking back“ at people who have slighted him? Is this more Internet Tough Guy talk from someone who needs a spanking, or is Phil that fucking petty that he needs to do a tit-for-tat in the most immature way possible?

Narcissist injury, followed by narcissist rage. Narcissism stems from a sense of insecurity and to cope with it, narcissists construct this grandiose, virtuous, perfect self-image. When a narc's self-image has been shattered, like what Twitch did with the email, the narc feels like he's been injured and that their very being is threatened. This follows into narc rage, a state of hypersensitivity, we've seen that with Phil's baby rage at Twitch. Him hurling the most caustic bile he can while demanding an apology and setting up an ultimatum is a consequence of that, as well as his willingness to "strike back" and hold decades-long grudges. It's a textbook example of the kind of fallout that occurs during narc rage. I've seen ALUDDA PEEPOL say that Twitch seemingly broke him, and it kinda did. A narcissist never lets go and never forgives the person that shatters the perfect self-image they constructed, unless they "apologize" and build it back up.

When was the last game Phil truly enjoyed a game?

Bugsnax, which is another children's game.

 

[tomstone]

He's a fat Quartering who is misinformed. I could tell you what I listened to for the 5 minutes that was endured, but I would recommend no one give this clickbait faggy youtuber any attention.

but quartering is already a fat quartering

 

[BSV]

Explain why you alternately act as though Phil is a toy for your amusement and then support him financially. I want to know what drives that level of cognitive dissonance.

It's like giving someone a participation award I suppose. You're a Salty dog, phil is a salty dog. And this is the salty dog tavern. And I feel like a landlubber I appreciate the love for the sea and the salt. But it's not in me to invent new ways to be mad at phil all the time. The membership/support thing is for showing appreciation for the the amusement someone gives you on the internet. Why would that make any sane person mad?

 

[Piece of Peace]

It's like giving someone a participation award I suppose. You're a Salty dog, phil is a salty dog. And this is the salty dog tavern. And I feel like a landlubber I appreciate the love for the sea and the salt. But it's not in me to invent new ways to be mad at phil all the time. The membership/support thing is for showing appreciation for the the amusement someone gives you on the internet. Why would that make any sane person mad?

I don't know you dude, but god damn you're a huge faggot.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

It's like giving someone a participation award I suppose. You're a Salty dog, phil is a salty dog. And this is the salty dog tavern. And I feel like a landlubber I appreciate the love for the sea and the salt. But it's not in me to invent new ways to be mad at phil all the time. The membership/support thing is for showing appreciation for the the amusement someone gives you on the internet. Why would that make any sane person mad?

Mostly because he's thrown you, personally, under the bus multiple times. You're a battered wife. What keeps you guys returning to a guy who clearly hates you and only wants you to open your wallet? Phil openly talks shit about his loyalest cucks, drags you through shit, admits on his Discord to having an apology fetish and doing it to "Bring you in line", and you ocasionally return to waste your money on him. You know he doesn't need it. He treats most people like shit, but he's treated you in particular like shit. I don't think it makes anyone mad in general, no one gives enough of a fuck about Swagginz, for example. But you in particular had a redemption arc, and you occasionally go back to Phil anyway. People probably are just disappointed that a guy who broke pignosis can just as easily go back to his pig master.

Generosity is a good quality to have. Stop wasting it on Phil of all people. You're helping him be LESS entertaining if anything. Peak Phil is single digit tips goal, deranged beggar Phil. EDIT: Have some self respect, is my point. @ Phil in his chat and tell him you were gonna donate him a hundred euros, but you donated them to charity instead. Watch the instaban happen. That sort of thing.

 

[tomstone]

It's like giving someone a participation award I suppose. You're a Salty dog, phil is a salty dog. And this is the salty dog tavern. And I feel like a landlubber I appreciate the love for the sea and the salt. But it's not in me to invent new ways to be mad at phil all the time. The membership/support thing is for showing appreciation for the the amusement someone gives you on the internet. Why would that make any sane person mad?

but isnt the pigroach a lot more amusing when his paypig milking is unsuccessful?
actually the only time its worth watching him is when he has a slow night. a happy and well fed pigroach is the fucking worst and the opposite of amusing

 

[Quindoll]

It's like giving someone a participation award I suppose. You're a Salty dog, phil is a salty dog. And this is the salty dog tavern. And I feel like a landlubber I appreciate the love for the sea and the salt. But it's not in me to invent new ways to be mad at phil all the time. The membership/support thing is for showing appreciation for the the amusement someone gives you on the internet. Why would that make any sane person mad?

Your money, your choice, obviously. You are free to do whatever you want.

In normal cases I would say that you just enable someone with a gambeling problem to continue in his ways. And people, in my view, only change if they want to on their own or they are facing a cliff and cannot go on like they used to anymore. Every dollar he gets is just delaying him facing his problems.

But that goes for most people, lowcows like DSP are expectional in many ways.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

The membership/support thing is for showing appreciation for the the amusement someone gives you on the internet. Why would that make any sane person mad?

By all means, please keep feeding Phil in detriment of yourself, it’s a 2-for-1 deal. Not only we laugh at a lolcow, we laugh at one of his paypigs too.

And get this, we don’t even need to pay for this kind of amusement!

 

[Prince Lotor]

I don't know you dude, but god damn you're a huge faggot.

Ironically he's actually a faggot and considers himself primarily attracted to men. Claims he doesn't want to fuck Phil though

I know I saw the metokur video about it too. And it's creepy. The thing is that labeling people with a sexual fetish for giving phil money. Is clearly not the case. He is not very attractive and mostly his supporters are men. If he was a woman I would have seen a clearer parallel, but even as a fairly gay person I don't find him attractive at all. He doesn't have any sex appeal at all. Do you see why findom is not a right term to use for people giving him money?
Delusional ween is the right word.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Derich (The real one) is the perfect incel sex fiend with perhaps the most pathetic life in the DSP fan-cult.

Phils fan base hates Derich because he asks the same question in chat every 10 seconds, knowing their Pig God will answer him every time.

Derich could of saved his money and bought one of his C-Grade pornstars to take his virginity but chooses to tweet them about how good it feels to have other men fuck them.

 

[Alxmir23]

Derich (The real one) is the perfect incel sex fiend with perhaps the most pathetic life in the DSP fan-cult.

Phils fan base hates Derich because he asks the same question in chat every 10 seconds, knowing their Pig God will answer him every time.

Derich could of saved his money and bought one of his C-Grade pornstars to take his virginity but chooses to tweet them about how good it feels to have other men fuck them.

derich reminds me of myself.....when i was 18 and way fucking deep in my schizophrenia,doing nothing of my days beside jacking off 10 times a day on fucked up shit. then i got help and now im normal(normal enough). only way derich can be redeemed is if he gets help and god knows hes not gonna get it from enablers like phil and his chat