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so while im in the process of making fake derich accounts for the next stream cause they're funny as hell, I came across this derich account that I think is fake? Either way, they uploaded a video that I heard was actually on OG derich's channel so I wanted to share it with yall
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UnokpITeu98
Man, tough course. The US Open committee should really take this one into consideration.
 
And it's funny because derich doesnt even tip or anything, DSP just knows to respond to him and is getting fucked up by everybody impersonating him.

Also I think the real derich wouldve blocked me already but he hasnt, so maybe he was banned lol
 
Hello fellow sodomites, inguldge my autism.

I would like to highlight the parallels between this dumb bravado that he did against Twitch, like he did with the machima he did when he was kicked out.

There's two common threads between both moments that highlight why Phil is a lolcow.

1. I Did nothing wrong- he says this word for word in both instances. When he badgered the Machinima support department with logs and various different heads about his problems that Machinima did not have an answer too. After insulting one of the department heads and demanded he be taken to top management, after being fired "I did nothing wrong. Now in this situation he has been severed for using hateful slurs and its cut and dry. Phil is saying "no". Now he did nothing wrong.

He plays video games horribly. He makes simple mistakes. He gets mad at the game. He did nothing wrong. HE PRESSED DODGE DOOD. If it's his own delusion or he cant be seen as incompetent in front of other people, he did nothing wrong!

2.. I refuse to work for them- In his email to Machinima he claims he says that if you wont stop treating me like this I dont want to work with you anymore. So he took him being fired as an admittance from Machinima that he will not be treated kindly in the future. Now in his rant he goes "if theyre going to kick people out withot just cause I wont work for them."


he wants to say "Im not fired, I quit." And sorry Phil, either you quit before youre fired, or guess what you're fired. As a side note both of these comments reek of him wanting to mirror CM Punk leaving WWE as he made the claim that he wasn't fired, he walked out (Fair enough that is what happened), but thats what he wants to emulate. And Phil, no.

When he was playing Shadow of War, after being warned of how the epiloguge is he contined on and when he lost once, he rage quit and then talked about how its not for him, after failing.

When you fail, you fail. It's your own fault.

Phil will not be accountable for anything. 5 years after being kicked out of Machima, different situation, same script.

There's more mirroring's of both his relationship with Machinima and Twitch. But those are the main things. Overall, if you do bussiness with Phil, he will fuck you over and bad mouth you when it's done. Phil, you were making almost no money with Curse on YouTube. You finally went back to Twitch and made much more money there. The paywell has dried and instead of moving on, you wanna try to have this false WWE promo bravado. Thank you for being milked for Lol's Phil.
 
DSP is wealthy and popular , you fags deal
okay so we have a stupid idiot in chat saying i'm wealthy. i have no money dude. i have no money. it goes to my bills. if i didn't need the money i wouldn't ask for it, you know? you guys know i'm the most honest of all content creators, so in all honesty you saying i'm wealthy while i'm up to my head in bills is just fucking insulting. and popular? yeah okay at one point i might have been the most popular youtuber on the platform, and i might still be if it wasn't for the fucking trolls,, but i'm the *t-poses* underdog of streaming man, my streams are small and that's just how i like them because i get to interact with you *points to 480p webcam*, the viewers! sound good? so i don't know what the fuck this fucking moron is talking about hahaha wealthy, yes i'm stockpiling money while asking you guys for more, get the fuck out of here dude. sound good? alright, sounds good. *thumbs up*
 
The Derich shit was probably the most entertaining his chat has been in a while. I liked when a dude was like "careful mods some of the fakes are asking weird questions like the real Derich always does".
 
so while im in the process of making fake derich accounts for the next stream cause they're funny as hell, I came across this derich account that I think is fake? Either way, they uploaded a video that I heard was actually on OG derich's channel so I wanted to share it with yall
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UnokpITeu98
Derich is a fucking treasure dude, I hope if DSP dies tomorrow we can see him in some other streamer's chat and that he never stops uploading videos. My chest hurts from laughing at this.
 
Feel free to hit me with a late clock for this but I didn't have time to check the thread until now and holy shit this man's beard ahahahahaha.

Phil's beard is more grayed out before his 40s than my dad's was in his late 50s. He's not going to have a single non-gray hair left on his head after 45 at this rate. Bugged aging mechanics.
 
He genuinely seems to enjoy playing this god awful game. There is no way to lose. When was the last game Phil truly enjoyed a game? These Pokemon streams are absolutely the worst, but he loves the game. He should just stream playing champions at this point. Listen to how excited he gets when getting a 3* or 4* picture. He gets real into it and gotcha Phil comes out.
 
so while im in the process of making fake derich accounts for the next stream cause they're funny as hell, I came across this derich account that I think is fake? Either way, they uploaded a video that I heard was actually on OG derich's channel so I wanted to share it with yall
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UnokpITeu98
nah, that's the real derich. He forgets the passwords to his accounts and then makes new ones. That's his voice, his room, his autism and his hand which gets tons of daily practice

EDIT: I'm as blind as DSP and did not bother to see that the video was different nor did I read his whole comment before posting.
 
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nah, that's the real derich. He forgets the passwords to his accounts and then makes new ones. That's his voice, his room, his autism and his hand which gets tons of daily practice
The video is original Derich, but it's been stolen and reuploaded on an impostor account. The original is here, uploaded 3 weeks earlier.
 
The video is original Derich, but it's been stolen and reuploaded on an impostor account. The original is here, uploaded 3 weeks earlier.
Ahh, I didn't bother to see that what he shared was the imposter account. The original I know because it got posted in the Derich thread 2 weeks ago by hundredthousand
 
I'm not too familiar with Tipster but notice he's done countless on DSP and seems to know jack lol. His channel seems to be just like Dave's...drama first. Also, your avatar freaks me out almost as bad as another user that has Phil's lazy eyes. It took me a moment to see it was uma thurman in pulp fiction.
Tipster is a uncreative, untalented man who sucks at games so he surrounds himself with retro consoles/games to pretend he has credibility.

He wants that Keemstar gold but can't maintain a 10k view count. So he uploads five videos a day and jerks himself off to the total view count.

Tipster knows fuck all about anything beyond a Google search copy/paste.
 
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