DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Nick Gurs dijo:
Jasper looks like a friendly lazy cat. No idea why phil literally handles him like garbage.
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He doesn't really give a damn really about his cat, despite cats needing minimal care and attention overall, he locks his cats outside and inside of rooms preventing him from accessing his territory and preventing him from being in close proximity with his owner (since cats might feel more comfortable and safe doing so). He hardly ever plays with him as far as we know, so unless he's brought a lot of good mentally stimulating hunting toys for him, he's likely not getting not even the bare minimum amount of physical activity in order to stay healthy and at a normal weight for a cat his size.

Also I'm guessing the cat food he gives him is just normal supermarket quality dry kibble right? Poor quality cat food is very dry generally bad for their liver as it tends to make them rather thirsty as well, so I doubt he gives him much wet food in order to help balance his diet.

So basically he treats him as this cute sort of pet accessory type thing that you'd find in your average suburban American home, except Phil refers to him as a child in some instances and sees him as a bit of a nuisance.

Remember when he dropped kicked the goutlord during his sleep? Phil probably wanted to pimp slap the shit outta him if he caught him doing it.
 
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Oh man, that twitch rant was unreal.
draculapenis dijo:
DSP is fascinatingly out of shape, at least to me. Look at the fat reverberations throughout his torso when he sits up straight, it's like hitting jell-o with the force of a car crash. I would bet money that his bodyfat percentage is comparable to most landwhales - this dude is basically a bunch of dough wrapped around some bones.
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here's a clip of it in 0.5 speed, couldn't get this shit to upload properly: https://streamable.com/90v24b
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I think I've said this before after noticing people refer to Phil as skinny fat but, Phil is not skinny fat. This is skinny fat

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Phil is obese

Also that twitch rant was unreal
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth dijo:
Oh, Snort Burnell. You made my evening. Watching this temper tantrum again is hilarious. Once again, you could spend an inordinate amount of time unpacking Phil's narcissism, greed, arrogance and entitlement from just this video. It's fascinating.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u-AQDE2cvZE
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When he was grandstanding about how open minded he was and said "I believe there should be uh...homosexual marriages...I believe that should happen" I swear I almost started choking. Goddamn that was funny. What a classic boomer Phil phrase, of course which you could tell was insincere as fuck. One of the best DSP episodes yet guys. A forty year old Z list streamer flailing his arms, slapping his legs, and rocking back and forth having an autistic fit, demanding a public apology from Twitch was peak hilarity.
 
NotValKilmer dijo:
When he was grandstanding about how open minded he was and said "I believe there should be uh...homosexual marriages...I believe that should happen" I swear I almost started choking. Goddamn that was funny. What a classic boomer Phil phrase, of course which you could tell was insincere as fuck. One of the best DSP episodes yet guys. A forty year old Z list streamer flailing his arms, slapping his legs, and rocking back and forth having an autistic fit, demanding a public apology from Twitch was peak hilarity.
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Some people in his chat made fun of him for saying “homosexual”.
In a mocking voice, he said “oh what, is it ‘same-sex marriage’? Whatever.”
He could not have been more apathetic. Homos are such a specific tick of his, it’s always a good laugh
 
So I'm currently adding up the money from the very first two YouTube streams and stumbled onto this little gem:

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Now, I want you to read this to yourself a couple times. Internalize it a little, reflect on it. Try to think about what was going through this Eurofag's brain as he typed it out -- the type of impression he figured it would leave when his pig master saw it.

This is legitimately what mental illness looks like.
 
Hadidecount1990 dijo:
One of the most toxic and hateful people on Twitch is telling everyone how he's not toxic and hateful :story:
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Ikonick dijo:
His streams are far more tame than other streamers? Whaaaaat?
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Phil would never be aware, but there are a few streamers who have made it a point to be fully family friendly, g-rated content creators. That he thinks he's "tame" is amusing.
 
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