DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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It's getting pretty nutty at this point how he doesn't even bother to bring up any new begging angles. It's just the one thing repeated over and over again, then he gets money for it, then the money goes to basic bills and is fucking gone, then we beg for the same thing again, stuck on a roach-hog day loop until the heat death of the universe.

Phil's total take since April 22 ascends to 6365$, split between 15 days= 424$ daily. This from a man who barely even plays games on stream any more, taking the time needed for a completionist run to do a cherry picked content basic-ass run on normal difficulty. If it's a retro playthrough? Buddy you KNOW we're using savestates, that shit's sweet! Phil refuses to do anything that's entertaining. No fighting games, no multiplayer titles that aren't CoD, and even then it's Derich/bot lobby CoD, new releases played sloooooowly over the course of weeks when by now everyone who has bought Re8 is done with it, stalled viewer choices, no emotes, no dox risk free alternatives to support him when you know he WILL dox you if he wakes up feeling petty that day...

Even his choice of marathon game is just going to end up being a game he's already played, on normal, with no interesting twists on it. Well, I guess he will take significantly longer now by examining every tile in the floor and the sort of shit he pulls nowadays.

Amazon paying him for his last month of partnership is as sure as the sun rising in the morning. I thought we were already covering for the loss of subs and cheers with the 400$ daily, and so far, he's hit it every day if you average it out. This is just preemptive turbobegging just in case something that's not gonna happen, happens. Paypigs, if you seriously believe this shit, I got a great fundraiser for a nuclear bunker about to begin. I mean, you're obviously not invited, we're not friends, but it will ensure that me and my family will survive the apocalypse, even though it's really unlikely it'll happen in the first place, and I've been WRONGED by a great many undisclosed people in my life, so you'd be perpetrating an amazing revenge by proxy on all your schoolyard bullies. Just sayin'. Also the money is absolutely not going into blackjack and hookers. No siree bob. Will I show you bills of my purchases for building materials and canned food? Fuck no, that money is my money as soon as it leaves your wallet! Sound good? Sound great. Go ahead and donate.

I honestly don't know what the fuck Twitch is thinking as a company by having a guy they just cut off still there, talking massive shit about them, and saying they're straight up not gonna pay him. That sort of thing should be sorted out privately. And Phil himself, too. What's the plan here, take Twitch to court for the lost paycheck and keep streaming on Twitch like nothing's happening? He looks like a complete bitch. The very image of a brainless corporate slave. Have some fucking backbone and go over to youtube already. Really hard to believe that Twitch has wronged you so much, fucked you over, going to withhold your paycheck and you're still letting them profit off of you by slapping ads on your stream.
 
Even ironic viewers are giving DSP money just by watching ads. They're all losers.
The ONLY reason DSP is still around is the autistic hate community we are part of. You're in denial if you think you contribute less than ironic viewers in his chat.

Anyone posting here, reddit, watching troll vids, restreams etc contribute to his popularity.
 
What's the plan here, take Twitch to court for the lost paycheck and keep streaming on Twitch like nothing's happening?
He's said openly, many times, that (according to his version of events) what Twitch is doing is illegal but he can't be bothered to pursue it so it's whatever. He just has to accept his fate and resign himself to depending on everyone else twice as hard.

Like being wrongfully convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison. Don't fight it, just rot, nothing you can do, dood!
 
So i got to thinking in this crazy autistic vortex we call Phils life...So he is having his Mass Effect save the roach motel wahkahndo cuz Twicth maybepossiblymightkindadefinitelypositively wont be paying me "marathon" or as anybody not requiring a helmet to walk sees through it for what is i really is...an outright beg-a-thon. Ok so Twitch as he claims now isn't paying him, which they 99% are and he knows this, so he's just looking to outright double dip/scam the ♿'s.

Ok that's all well and great, i'm sure tho that after the 15th once he gets paid there will be radio silence whether he got paid, no more rants about those illegal assholes at twitch trying to steal his rightfully hard earned munny's that he totally deserves, and i can bet that it will after that date be a bannable offense to ask whether he got his payment "duh huh fucking trolls coming in here totally derailing my stream with dumfuck questions about behind the scenes none of your business finances, ok took care those assholes now we can chill and have fun tsh tsh snort".

So as i said thats all well and good Phil good job another successful scam, but then what? Are you gonna hold a "save the pigpen" beg session every month? Cuz come June you really won't be seeing any income from Twitch, and the almighty pigfather knows ain't no way in hell he's saving the money he makes from this upcoming mega begathon nor the money from twitch even IF he pays his mortgage with that same money (idk how he can possibly need all of that anyway considering after the departnering he made upwards of 3-5 grand but i digress).

Either way come middle of June he will be in the same position but far worse off as there will be no Twitch check coming and more than likely by then the ♿'s will be getting broke, bored, and tired of the same old lies and bullshit. We all know he's never gonna implement the BTTV emotes, or integrate patreon to the tips messages, or come up with any new patreon goals outside of any that his chat comes up with unless one of his little paypiggy cucks do it for him cuz lord knows you cant expect him to come up with or do any actual work on his own. Look at basically the ONLY time he's ever upgraded his stream, the fucking webcam he still uses FFS.

So little paycucks don't be expectingPhil to life a finger or heaven forbid he have to put SOME money into your stream Phil....I know $5 is asking a lot but the little paypiggies do so love there little emotes. But alas it shall like everything else greenscreen, streamdeck, the laptop he so desperately needs, and all the BS he says he needs and will upgrade and get eventually well sorry...NO! Your daddy Phil just can't afford it right now he has way too many W̶W̶E̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶m̶p̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶a̶t̶y̶ ̶m̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶p̶u̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ bills.


Anyway just the ramblings of a man stuck in the 'tism vortex. Good god almighty June is gonna be one salty rage, and begging filled month.
The way Phil's mind works is every new thing that happens to him he evaluates through his pig logic first and sees if he can turn into an excuse to siphon more money from his whales. Twitch not paying him is an excellent premise for a new victim narrative ands so he seizes the opportunity. Be sure that even if he got $0 during the begathon he would somehow still be fine in a few days, due to "stuff happening behind the scenes, you don't need to know about it". Every new month there will be a new excuse. Hell, there are months where all he says for days on end is simply how he needs tips now more than anything because he's worried about bills and that's enough for his wheelchairs.

Anyway, this twitch limbo arc is getting pretty interesting because it seems like its draining his life force and upping his stress levels 10 times the usual amount. I think he might bite the bullet and go back to youtube on his own any day now even if the pahsitivity on twitch remains relatively high, because his slacker mind sees greener pastures where there are none, its all the same shit he's done before.
In the (hopefully near) future, we might see a situation where Phil goes from twitch, to youtube, to some random streaming site, back to twitch in the span of a year or so, solidifying that he was never serious about getting a real job, and he would rather circle the drain and get as many pity bucks as he can before he burns out completely. Phil is the only one I could see attempt this autistic migration cycle before he ever thinks of throwing in the towel. Maybe he can make inroads into the gaming journo sphere as the first objective reviewer in the business. All those brainless idiots should've given Ghost of Sushi a 9/10 minimum and The Last of Us a 6 tops.
 
The US now has more vaccines available than they have people stepping up to get them. He still hasn't had his right? Is he more fearful of the possible side effects of the vaccine than he is of the virus or what. That feels like a very DSP thing when you think about it. Being more terrified of the possibility of missing one day of streaming due to a headache, chills and pain in his gayming arm than he is of contracting the virus itself (from mrs thumbdoor) and having his decrepit body pummelled by chai-nya flu. Haven't heard it mentioned in a while so is he quietly hoping his audience will memory hole covid itself and let him off the hook?

Setting up an appointment takes 5 mins, Phil. You can have it done in 45 mins and move on with your day. If you continue to whine about covid in any fashion without shifting your lazy ass out the door to get it then you honestly deserve to contract it off the next "custom asian buffet" plate you lick clean on your day off.
 
The US now has more vaccines available than they have people stepping up to get them. He still hasn't had his right? Is he more fearful of the possible side effects of the vaccine than he is of the virus or what. That feels like a very DSP thing when you think about it. Being more terrified of the possibility of missing one day of streaming due to a headache, chills and pain in his gayming arm than he is of contracting the virus itself (from mrs thumbdoor) and having his decrepit body pummelled by chai-nya flu. Haven't heard it mentioned in a while so is he quietly hoping his audience will memory hole covid itself and let him off the hook?

Setting up an appointment takes 5 mins, Phil. You can have it done in 45 mins and move on with your day. If you continue to whine about covid in any fashion without shifting your lazy ass out the door to get it then you honestly deserve to contract it off the next "custom asian buffet" plate you lick clean on your day off.
He just hasn't figured out how to spin it into a detractor narrative for pity yet.
 
this isn't really kat specualtion per se.
but anyone ever associated with phil is a google search away from being found out.
rambo might be safe because of his name, but leanna and panda lee will get found qick.
look up kat burnell on google, heck, duck duck go and that's the first result.
 
Are you gonna hold a "save the pigpen" beg session every month?
Yes. That is precisely what he will do, and I can say that with confidence because he has done that in the past. "Hint, hint, save the house" is a meme for a reason. I believe Phil will say anything at all to preserve his lifestyle because it works and the people who give him money for the most part believe or do not care what he says. Until his fanbase at large begins holding him accountable for the things he says and the claims he makes without proof (and they never will, because they are along for the same ride we are, only on different seats) Phil will never stop the grift.
 
He's said openly, many times, that (according to his version of events) what Twitch is doing is illegal but he can't be bothered to pursue it so it's whatever. He just has to accept his fate and resign himself to depending on everyone else twice as hard.

Like being wrongfully convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison. Don't fight it, just rot, nothing you can do, dood!
Phil is just having his cake and eating it too, like he always insists on doing. He knows he is not going to part with any money for a lawyer, but he's not about to pass up an opportunity to be all "woe is me" over it either.
 
He knew he was off Monday over a week ago. He could have easily gotten a Vaccination appointment but went with the haircut instead.


And how is he supposed to do that? He busts his ass working 6 days a week, and on his day ahhf he has to go grocery shopping, run errands, sit down and pay his bills, sort his taxes and do behind the scenes stuff.He hasn't got time to get a vaccine. God some people are dumb, learn how the real world works kid.
 
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was history wrong ?
 
Has Phil ever explained why he can't wake up early and go do errands like a normal person? But i guess this is the same guy who tried to do his tax stuff in 15 minute increments before he started streaming everyday a few months ago so i guess his perception of time is warped.
 
Does anyone have any unedited, no snort vision, no dancing anime girls clips of Phil claiming Twitch wont pay him? Also clips of Phil saying he needs more money because Twitch is breaking the law and wont pay him.
Even better if the clips are on his YouTube channel.

I'm a good boy and am not doing anything bad.
 
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