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Comma dijo:
No wonder this fucker is bankrupt.

Basic Math 44+4=46.mp4

I now have almost 50 similar clips btw, which will make a nice compilation at some point. It's really amazing how bad he is at basic math sometimes.
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It will be interesting to see how many of his "math errors" result in a higher tips total than it should be vs how many result in a lower tips total..
 
Iron Hamster dijo:
Since the 15th is a Saturday, I assume any twitchbux wouldn't be sent until Monday the 17th?
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It'll be sometime during the week following the 15th as far as I can tell, most likely the Monday.


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Just thinking about all of the programs and sponsorships Phil has been kicked out of.

Youtube Adsense

Reason:
Telling people to click on ads so he can get more money. Broke ToS.

His excuse:
"Didn't happen, might of happened, but I was never punished over it!"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeSaA6Vw_Mg&ab_channel=HydeDhilContent"

BlipTV

Reason:
Racist tirade during Dead Space 2

His excuse:
"I'M HOWARD STERN"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzQfFlAuERE&ab_channel=ellD"

Machinima

Reason:
Trying to big dick his way into getting help with his channel.

His excuse:
"I asked them to fire me... AND THEY DID IT. WTF?!?"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6RFuZAYp6Y&ab_channel=DavidDavidson"

Laveria

Reason:
Adsense invalid/Denied

His excuse:
"I was never with Laveria Media"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DKf85KINbc&t=2496s&ab_channel=The0utsyder"

Curse:

Reason:
Curse kicking most people off the platform

His excuse:
"Trolls. I never did anything wrong. They even called me to tell me I am innocent!"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDC8G4PHNX4&ab_channel=DavidDavidson"

OPSeats

Reason:
Learning he is a toxic piece of shit.

His Excuse:
"THEY SHOULD OF DID THEIR DUE DILIGENCE. They are MORAHNS for listening to trolls!"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br_AtjSzTA4&ab_channel=The0utsyder"

SpawnSeats

Reason:
Phil put them out of business just for sponsoring him

His excuse:
"Don't give a fuck I still got the chair dumbasses!!!"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-oA3bYQhU&ab_channel=MrhuthStuff"

Twitch Partnership

Reason:
Several; Doxing of a fan, constant begging to get tips instead of cheers so Twitch gets nothing for him using their platform, 24 hour exclusivity broken thousands of times, constant bashing of other streamers, toxicity, etc.....

His excuse:
"I did nothing wrong and Twitch won't tell me!"
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBe9k_I3m9M&ab_channel=An1337"

And this isn't even all of them. DSP has been kicked off of alot of shit and it's never his fault.
 
Kaisaku Duze dijo:
The best part of Phil skipping Rise is that Monster Hunter games are perfectly playable solo, hell some people swear by it and refuse to go online. I've beaten 4 Ultimate and Generations completely solo, and I'm nowhere near the level of speedrunners or some of the best streamers.
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Yep same here, and it's never been easier to be a solo MH player because in World they stopped having a seperate multiplayer health for the monsters and they scale it to number of players, and Rise does that AND has an extra easy single player Village. Still too tough for Phil.
 
one interesting aspect i like to think about is that phil bumbled his way into a six figure income without putting in any effort.
imagine what he would be now if he half assed his shit, instead of no assed. imagine if he whole assed it?
 
Comma dijo:
No wonder this fucker is bankrupt.

Basic Math 44+4=46.mp4

I now have almost 50 similar clips btw, which will make a nice compilation at some point. It's really amazing how bad he is at basic math sometimes.
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Setting aside the distinct possibility that Phil is just low-balling it for grifting purposes, what's truly pathetic is that you could make him better at math and he would still go broke. He is genetically designed to burn through any amount of money at an insane rate.
Schrödinger's Kat dijo:
One thing is for sure, we will know either way - if Phil goes completely crazy on the 16th saying he didn't get paid, its probably true. If the Twitch payment is memory-holed and anyone talking about it gets banned, we'll know he got paid.
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Actually I assume he'll say the same thing either way, that he didn't get paid, but I'm also assuming that Phil is only HOPING for that last check. I don't think he legit expects it, because like with his partnership, he's not fighting for it. They told him to contact the right people, and he just gave up there. I don't put stock in his comment that it would be illegal for them to not pay him, because he says that kind of thing constantly and there is never any teeth behind it.

@YokuNama Indeed, that's just his internet career. His string of 9-5s follow the exact same pattern.

This is why Phil prefers this hell over any other. He has no ability to make it in the outside world and he knows it.
 
gettingthatgrooveback dijo:
If you think about it, the only times Phil adopted changes to his work were times he was left with no other choice.
Twitch not banning him outright has put his career in an autistic limbo that has left him dazed. His greed and entitlement (reinforced with laziness) are forces fighting each other.
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Maybe it's a concious decision from Twitch. One of the higher ups or those with power seen his many crusades against twitch and decided to put him in his place. Funny to think about anyways
 
TheGoutburglar dijo:
Actually I assume he'll say the same thing either way, that he didn't get paid, but I'm also assuming that Phil is only HOPING for that last check. I don't think he legit expects it, because like with his partnership, he's not fighting for it. They told him to contact the right people, and he just gave up there. I don't put stock in his comment that it would be illegal for them to not pay him, because he says that kind of thing constantly and there is never any teeth behind it.
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The "it's illegal" thing is just to garner sympathy for how "unfair" he's being treated. He knows he's not getting that money and he also knows exactly why they kicked him from the program. He knows he got kicked because instead of crying and crying about how he is unsure why he got kicked to Twitch he, in his own words, said "okay, I'm kicked from the partner program" to them in his next message. They responded and clarified why he was kicked (violation of the TOS) he just doesn't want to admit it was something he did wrong because then people won't have as much sympathy. That and it lets him continue his absolutely psychotic theory that "it was the trolls! THEY DO EVERYTHING!" which he again uses for sympathy and enhancing his viewers cult-like us vs them mentality.

I'd say we'll never get proof of this but just based on DSP's own statements there's plenty of evidence.

Edit: I wonder what Phil's comments would be if some unhinged fanboy decided to kill a few major detractors in their pigroach lord's name? Let's be honest, that's the sort of mentality he's trying to form in his little cult.
 
gettingthatgrooveback dijo:
If you think about it, the only times Phil adopted changes to his work were times he was left with no other choice.
Twitch not banning him outright has put his career in an autistic limbo that has left him dazed. His greed and entitlement (reinforced with laziness) are forces fighting each other.
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i think the most blatant example of that, is when he refused to direct capture his game footage. he chose to keep using a camera to film his tv.
 
Iron Hamster dijo:
lol. Absolutely zero.
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Someone is forgetting the ~$88 tips total smack dab in the middle of the vest streak. An ~$88 total that Phil, by fudging the math, had incorrectly calculated as something like ~$108.

Of course he denied it/used pignosis and banned any non-believers. I remember something like "anyone who cares doesn't want the streak to continue and you can't trust the edited videos" or some shit.
 
8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;) dijo:
Someone is forgetting the ~$88 tips total smack dab in the middle of the vest streak. An ~$88 total that Phil, by fudging the math, had incorrectly calculated as something like ~$108.

Of course he denied it/used pignosis and banned any non-believers. I remember something like "anyone who cares doesn't want the streak to continue and you can't trust the edited videos" or some shit.
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Actually he declared that he would've met it anyway, thereby letting the mask slip off.
 
Comma dijo:
No wonder this fucker is bankrupt.

Basic Math 44+4=46.mp4

I now have almost 50 similar clips btw, which will make a nice compilation at some point. It's really amazing how bad he is at basic math sometimes.
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You know it's funny how useless the "last tip" section is. DSP is notorious for stalling tips and even more when playing a game. So for example a 5 minute CoD match, 2 people pay $1.30 to get their name on the leaderboard. Because his leaderboard isn't fucking automated, the first guy just gets completely cucked. I'm unaware if DSP just hasn't thought this through yet or is just ignoring it but it's 100% dumb as shit for both him and the tipper.
 
And the kicker is Rise has it's own single player/ online room softball mode and knowing Phil he'd never bother to do things like set up player gear and item loadouts or the item wheel ahead of time he'd just do it between hunts and bullshit around with chat it would indeed be ideal for him. I'm still going through the paces of Rise but I have several hundred hours of playtime in World and it's not until you get into the post-post game hunts that you'd have to take the time to figure out what gear to use for maximum resistances as well as some gimmick fights involving effluvia or wind and even then those are multiplayer recommended so he wouldn't even need to touch those.
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Even at High Rank Phil would most likely be fine, wirebugs and switch skills honestly make Rise so much more friendly to newcomers with all the mobility and safety they give you. He'd definitely rage at Chameleos though, probably call it a "puzzle boss" thanks to the invisibility and poison. :story:

Yep same here, and it's never been easier to be a solo MH player because in World they stopped having a seperate multiplayer health for the monsters and they scale it to number of players, and Rise does that AND has an extra easy single player Village. Still too tough for Phil.
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He'd go out of his way to do gathering quests and then bitch about the game being too boring in order to give himself an excuse to drop it
 
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It's insane to see the level of entitlement on display here.
He whines and cries about needing money and when his audience tells him to do shit like update Paytron or BTTV he just shouts no at them.
We always knew Phil cares only for money, but I don't think he has been this brassen before about it.

Soon he is gonna be beg tweeting on his day off. "Even tho it is my day off, you can still support me. Remember to bookmark my streamlabs for easier tipping in the future!"
 
How come it's always $1.30 and not $1 or $1.50? Is $1.30 the minimum amount required to tip?

Also, he never adds up all the change to add onto his leaderboard, so 4 people tipping £1.30 each gets added to the tips total as $4 instead of $5.20. I know it's only a minor thing but just another example of pigroach math.
 
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