DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Starting to wonder if DSP would change anything about his life even if his home were actually on the line. Never seen someone so stubborn, entitled, and completely incapable of self reflection. It's almost enough to get me powerleveling.
 
Well, today was a bust in Phill-adephia. This calls for innovation. Unlimited tips goal.

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50 bit bitch dijo:
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More cope from Phil as he probably realised he might have to walk back his lies about the information he gets from paypal
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My god, I went from Metokur watching Phil dump grease in a toilet years ago to watching dsp clips this year. Started watching restreamers and made a KF account a few months back.

Now I can't get enough of this shitshow...
It's like watching two trains collide for several years, knowing the impact will come eventually.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
Second stream in a row of this game not meeting the Tips Goal, viewers are spamming ResidentSleeper in the chat...
And yet, strangely, Phil hasn’t threatened to retire this baby-easy game. Huh
EDIT: Nevermind, it’s being put into the “once-a-week Chill Rotation”.
Still not as harsh as what happened to Minecraft and Morrowind.
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Derich likes it dood
Now if only that chicky chang wang would grab his mom’s credit card again...
 
But I Digress dijo:
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by may 15th (next twitch payout), he would have been live without partnership for 24 days, and may 14th conveniently seems to be the release date of mass effect & the planned date for the "reeemergency marathon"

so if I had to guess, it's gonna be a $4,800-$5k goal, cause pig math, and don't forget a "special reveal" if his tards reach the goal

should be fun though, something to laugh at for a day lol
 
But I Digress dijo:
Well, today was a bust in Phill-adephia. This calls for innovation. Unlimited tips goal.

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Shamelessness? Check.
Absolute lack of self-awareness? Check.
No dignity whatsoever? Check.
Announcing future begging plans publicly? Check.
Normalizing begging as creative streaming events? Double-check.

Has all of the hallmarks of a DSP Tweet.

Phil’s departnering has been the best thing to happen in the DSPverse since he was cut off from Machinima. The best DSP content has always been generated when his munnies were put in jeopardy and Twitch seriously delivered in this regard. Especially when such decisions are taken by people who have power over him since the pig has insulated himself into a tiny little Teflon bubble that has become very hard to pierce. Just when he thought he’d be safe and have stability for a long time, the rug gets pulled from beneath him. You always talk about being a mature adult Phil. I hope you’re enjoying life throwing curveballs at your from all angles and then dealing with the aftermath where the results define your character because that’s what adults really do. And you’re really showing us in that regard. Trust me, you are.

The behavior of this dude however... un-fucking-believable. The absolute refusal to update his Patreon goals or to update his old emotes into BTTV for a measly $5/mo encapsulates DSP’s mentality perfectly: fuck you, pay me.

I have been saying for months but Phil’s brain has stopped computing and processing reality normally. Years of telling himself lies (“I have a fan base ranging in the thousands of people;” “my Twitter reach is extremely high;” “I’m successful, the haters are just jealous;” “I have an organic reach where people find me and see all the years of slander were lies” to name a few) to enable his coping mechanism have rendered it impossible for Phil to see that this time, the boat is truly sinking.

This is a dude who’s been kicked off or failed in almost every major content hosting or streaming platform available on the internet. And for some reason, he doesn’t see the writing on the wall. That the 10+ year ride of fleecing retards for shekels is slowly coming to an end. Opportunities are nonexistent; genuine fans are in the dozens; major corporations want nothing to do with him. The signs are not good. But here we are with a 2017 style tweet prepping the few dozen fuckwads who give this man money to simply give him even more. You can’t make this shit up, you really can’t.

This dude’s entitlement knows no bounds. But we can’t forget that we’re dealing with an individual who lives in an alternate reality. One in which he’s talented, produces top-tier gaming content, and has an audience in the thousands who are ready to support him for the rest of his life.

Not a reality where every door has closed in his fucking face and where the only available options is to force the few dozen cucks that have been giving him money for years to even give you more. Oh boy, this is gonna get good.
 
How many more missed tips goals will it take before he actually moves to YT?
I'm not even sure what he thinks moving to YT will magically do, he's retconned the past 6 months, where now it's "even if I didn't hit the tips goal before it was fine because subs and cheers made up for it!" but when he was still partnered he cried just as hard every time the tips goal wasn't met.

The only way switching platforms will help him is if there's a massive whale or two that only watch on YT and refuse to go to Twitch. I know he has a few of those weirdos.
 
MoonRocker dijo:
This is a dude who’s been kicked off or failed in almost every major content hosting or streaming platform available on the internet. And for some reason, he doesn’t see the writing on the wall. That the 10+ year ride of fleecing retards for shekels is slowly coming to an end. Opportunities are nonexistent; genuine fans are in the dozens; major corporations want nothing to do with him. The signs are not good. But here we are with a 2017 style tweet prepping the few dozen fuckwads who give this man money to simply give him even more. You can’t make this shit up, you really can’t.
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This is what blows my mind out of this whole thing. He can't see that he is relying on maybe 1 or 2 dozen people at most to support him. What's more impressive is that he just lost steady income that he knew would come in every month and could rely on. Any normal person would be freaking out and start looking for a job as soon as possible. I can guarantee you that the thought of getting a job just so he can have a steady flow of income has not crossed his mind.
 
But I Digress dijo:
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That's the type of shit that gets under my skin. "To make up for not getting paid by Twitch for April" BRUH you don't even know if you're not getting paid by Twitch. They haven't contacted him. He even said that if Twitch doesn't pay him it's illegal. Now you're not getting paid? Guarantee when the 15th comes around he's going to be silent about Twitch paying him and he's going to pocket all the extra pity money and make up something else for next month.

The jig is up Phil. You're not getting $400 consistently a day. Doesn't matter what platform you run to or marathon you half ass. Anybody with a half a brain can see you don't need $9,600 a month to pay for a middle condo, weekly game releases, internet, power, food, a cat, phones, debt payments, and a wife. You just don't.
 
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