DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TurdFondler]

Phil will be one of those guys that keels over shoveling snow. The cold and the relatively intense exertion are a death sentence to fatass home owners.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Interesting line peppered into his "diversify your online identity speech". Phil said he needs verified Paypal tips because the chargebacks cost him fees, and put his PayPal account in bad standing. This was 'behind the scenes' and he didn't mention it.
We speculated about this, and I'll give him credit that it may have actually been wise not to say this at the time and provoke more trolling. On the other hand, it was stupid to say it even now. He must bee feeling pretty secure again.

He also commented that he needs to get supplies for Jasper this week.
Phil said he needed to buy food for Jasper last week.
He's a cat. Other than food, what are we talking about with these weekly supplies? Litter? Jasper is ramping up to be part of the daily bills and $1000s in groceries every week.
Then again, maybe his entire first floor is an elaborate maze of expensive cat trees.

 

[Rumpelstiltzkinz]

Kiwi Rant brought to you by AnonyBait.

 

[David Davidson]

DSP shouting out null today.
Because the people here recorded his 341 bankruptcy meeting and other acts, null condones all acts of what people do because this site exists.

Kiwifarms is evil, immoral and fucked up.

 

[Dandelion]

He is SUPER pissed this morning.
He's going off on kiwifarms, "lawlcow culture", and blaming this site and Null for all his problems.

Edit: This is why starving him from money is fucking hilarious.

 

[blahblahblah678]

There’s more of us than there are his ️ . Also it’s not slander if it’s true.

 

[SlushFiend]

Place your bets guys, will Phil hit the 2 hour mark before actually playing a game?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Just tuned in to the middle of him ranting about how trolls sabotaged his Youtube career, but he's still here and still successful guys!

 

[blahblahblah678]

Just tuned in to the middle of him ranting about how trolls sabotaged his Youtube career, but he's still here and still successful guys!

But he had to beg for money for groceries. Real successful, dood.

 

[Dandelion]

Phil is now saying that all kinds of fucked up shit happens to him behind the scenes, but he's not going to talk about anything because he doesn't want to give other people ideas.

Kind of like the death threat he received a few weeks ago, and then he publicized it on his Twitter.

 

[SPhobos]

lmao the whole "you guys don't know about da tip of the iceberg of the harassment I get behind da seenz" is complete bullshit when he drags out any and all reason to try and monetize it. See: that death threat. You don't keep any secrets pigs, because you try to turn a buck on each and everyone one of them as that's your nature.

 

[Comma]

I don't know what it is, but I don't feel any kind of emotion when being called an 'idiot loser' by a 38-year-old man who lives like a hermit and plays games in his pajama pants while selling whatever is left of his dignity by begging physically and mentally handicapped people for money every single day of his existence and who is mostly known for broadcasting himself masturbating live on the internet.

But hey, maybe that's just me.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Even if this site didn't exist, lolcow culture would still be a thing. It would be on other sites, on discord, etc. Phil is responsible for him being a lolcow and nobody else. He could've prevented this years ago by not being a toxic, piece of shit towards his fans and even if he was reeing at video games, if he had any sense, he would've capitalized on that being a reason to watch him as well as encouraging TIHYDP's to get people to tune in to see him.

But nope, he did nothing wrong, he's an excellent gamer, and anyone who talks shit about him is a troll who deserves to be sent to the deepest pits of Hell.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The jig is up, folks! We're a laughingstock! Not Phil, the guy who has to resort to begging and using lies sob stories for money. The same guy who pissed away his money on a gacha game, and who ended up labelling his bankruptcy as a "win".

 

[BepsiLight]

He's playing the victim hard today. He's angry the second vest streak wasn't a viral thing that naturally happened and died in a week
It's been tuff guys, pls tip 100 dollars.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Just stopped the stream dead demanding someone apologise for suggesting he sees a therapist

 

[blahblahblah678]

The paypigs are entitled to know where the money pit of their tips ends up. It’s unhealthy to just rant constantly in the echo chamber of his streams.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He never told people to click on adverts! That was just trolls out to get him by mass clicking to sabotage his channel!

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Lmao, Phil is addressing the click on ads incident. He says that people went in droves to his vlahg channel and they all decided, on their own and he did not tell them, to click on the ads.

 

[Dandelion]

This is why Phil is my favourite lolcow.

He's talking about when he got banned from adsense. He's saying that his fans supported him so bad that they wanted to help him by going to his other channels to help him financially. He doesn't even mention that he told everyone "CLICK ON THE ADS."

This is a video on his own Youtube channel that he's lying about. Anyone can go see if they want.

Edit: DSP admits he said "CLICK ON THE ADS", but he received consequences from Adsense more than a year after that video. So him telling his fans to click on the ads couldn't possibly be linked to his fans clicking on the ads because time passed in between. Don't think about it.