DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

The funniest part about the WOOF legendary slaughter post is that it shows that WOOF very clearly understood Phil's actual situation (with his referencing the statues and begging for money and all that). It's fascinating that that was all copacetic until WOOF was the one who was directly affected by Phil's scamming/complaining/money-grubbing.

 

[Near]

Lol @ WOOF "wanting him to be successful", all while clearly acknowledging all the shitty parts of Phil no sane person would ever condone.

These people suddenly now realising they've been supporting a complete slob of a person, only makes me want to ridicule them more. I mean really? After years worth of evidence that this guy's a morally bankrupt piece of shit?

Good roast, but remember, it's down the road, not across the street.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Phil's fans know type of person Phil is and all the terrible things he's done, but for whatever reason it just doesn't click in their head to drop him until he goes after them personally, then we see them go out guns blazing. It's like, why the fuck did you stick around so for long in the first place if that's how you really felt? There are no benefits to being a fan of Phil anyway, let alone being a sub and/or patron (Phil hasn't even updated his Patreon in months), which makes the whole thing even more baffling. There are literally thousands of more entertaining streamers that are not terrible people, for fucks sake go be a fan of one of them.

 

[thebonesauce]

Phil's patreon "perks" are fucking garbage and Woof had every right to complain. The fact that Phil wrote that condescending essay in response shows he got his little ego bruised again. Another fan lost because Phil can't control his pissbaby rants. I'm glad Woof didn't take that shit lying down and absolutely destroyed Phil, so Woof will naturally get the "banned and long essay to get the last word in now that you can't respond" treatment as Phil pours himself another glass of gin.

That’s Phil’s calling card; whether it be talk or text, he will always have the last word as he bans you and talks shit immediately after. Such a fucking coward. Can’t wait to see his response to that savage reply.

 

[Draza]

Lol @ WOOF "wanting him to be successful", all while clearly acknowledging all the shitty parts of Phil no sane person would ever condone.

These people suddenly now realising they've been supporting a complete slob of a person, only makes me want to ridicule them more. I mean really? After years worth of evidence that this guy's a morally bankrupt piece of shit?

Good roast, but remember, it's down the road, not across the street.

Ten years of failure and mockery of trying to make the most hated and uninnovative person on the internet into a "successful" person, is more funny than DSP himself.

 

[thebonesauce]

In any case, feel free to make an account and join the discussion Woof! We’d be happy to have you!

 

[Wing Zero]

That’s Phil’s calling card; whether it be talk or text, he will always have the last word as he bans you and talks shit immediately after. Such a fucking coward. Can’t wait to see his response to that savage reply.

Drgnkiller has it now: https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/1058513065094905856

You'd think after 10 people doing it Phil might take a hint, but NOOOPE!!!...

 

[thebonesauce]

What kind of fucking infamy does Woof get from posting his exit? What kind of popularity could he possibly get? Phil’s forums are even deader than KO Gaming at this point, I’m sure he doesn’t care whether or not the remaining 7 people on the forums who talk to themselves in an echo chamber like him or not.

The point Phil needs to understand is this guy supported him MONTHLY. He dedicated money to Phil EVERY MONTH, trying to help him out for the bullshit perk of voting games for Phil to ragequit.

He is such a fucking moron. I don’t see this guy gaining any sort of fame from posting on a forum that’s as dead as fucking Bob Ross.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil just mentioned he was CUDDLING with KHET after the Halloween Marathon

It's time for DSP Drives it again.........Forza

This guy cheered and saying detractors whispering him to not support Phil.

Phil:
"Blahk these trolls who do nasty things to mah GIRL, just blahk, okay, I just press a button and Blahk them"

(But Phil you are well known for "I can't block, I'm pressing buttons")

BTW What the fuck is that Midget car he is driving...................

 

[FallGout]

BTW What the fuck is that Midget car he is driving...................

Looks like a Peel P50, the smallest production car in the world. Made popular by Top Gear UK

 

[ReentryPhantom]

>Kat is working tonight and gets off early so we can hang out
>Kat cooked an amazin dinner tonight, it was the best!

 

[Haunter]

2 (more or less) random minutes with DSP: Pre-Stream

Phil announces new sub-goals now that the "artificially inflated" subscriber numbers have tapered off (just recently, when tut declared he would charge back his money, those numbers were "legitimately raised" by Phil). 525 subs will get a Holiday Marathon (the return of "Drunksydephil", as he calls it), and 550 will get a "special Holiday Edition" of DSP Tries It.

He is immediately baited into talking about the "negative element watching elsewhere". Long-timer android__x cheers soon after, leading to discussion about Kat. Apparently, she was excited to be on "for most of the stream". Then more discussion: "I'm gonna try to convince her to come back", and then more: If she only "sticks her head in" to the stream, the "dickheads" won't have a chance to "mobilise".

Phil talks about why Kat doesn't stream anymore (has he ever confirmed that Kat streamed? He's given up any pretenses that her identity away from his life is still a secret). Excuses are thrown out in rapid succession: "She really has no desire to stream anymore", "she did do it a little" but "it was a different time in her life", the "negative shit" she witnessed during the Halloween Marathon convinced her not to continue, and "she has enough shit in her life already like work" that we don't see.

Confirms suspicions that Kat was reading the Cheers as they came through Muxy, negating the work of Phil's mods.

Tosses another contribution into the "Words and Phrases DSP Has Invented" thread: "I've been a Livestreamer since 2015. I've been an 'Interactive Streamer' since 2017".

The recent "Detractor" fan art that made it into the Pre-Stream slideshow appears to have since been removed after Phil was tipped off by a Kiwi Farms lurker during his first stream.

 

[Sparkletor]

When asked about the new Diablo Mobile game being announced:

Blizzard is a company that doesn't care about making good games. They just want to make money and don't care because they know the same fans will give them money for no effort.

Hmmm... Does this sound like what happened to Woof today?

 

[TyrasGuard]

I really don't understand people who write walls of text on DSP's forum expecting it to have any more impact than a manual ban.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Phil's fans know type of person Phil is and all the terrible things he's done, but for whatever reason it just doesn't click in their head to drop him until he goes after them personally, then we see them go out guns blazing. It's like, why the fuck did you stick around so for long in the first place if that's how you really felt? There are no benefits to being a fan of Phil anyway, let alone being a sub and/or patron (Phil hasn't even updated his Patreon in months), which makes the whole thing even more baffling. There are literally thousands of more entertaining streamers that are not terrible people, for fucks sake go be a fan of one of them.

Sadly this isn’t the case for all of them, if only it were that easy. He’s viciously attacked some of these mindless cucks only for them to come crawling back the next day like the pussies they are. That majinboo guy got made a clown of by daddy dark but he’s still in there talking about how dsp would beat the shit out of a detractor in real life.

I can only assume he’s an impressionable little kid that translates Daves daily shit talking into being a badass or something

 

[thebonesauce]

I really don't understand people who write walls of text on DSP's forum expecting it to have any more impact than a manual ban.

Pretty typical. Most people post trying to help, unfortunately they don’t know Phil as WE know him. Age, race, sexually identity, creed, religion or lack of religion, doesn’t matter. D$P doesn’t discriminate. The guy makes fun of someone enjoying RDR2 at their own leisure, says he obviously isn’t a real gamer, and coming to find out the dude is the project lead for Gears Of War.

I will say this until the day it actually happens... Phil’s hubris will be his downfall.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm not asking for it, but does anyone have the details on his so called business degree; I know a motivated individual was able to confirm his Valedictorian status, so just asking about his higher education. Because as much as he enjoys telling the stories of his past and what he did, he continuously breaks every fucking rule about trying to keep business. Yes there are customers who go out of their way to try and cheat you and fuck you over, people are shit, it happens. But God damn Phil, these are your fucking customers, you tell everyone to fuck off and pound sand, you can't be surprised when no one likes you. And I'm talking to you Phil, because we know you come here and read shit.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I'm not asking for it, but does anyone have the details on his so called business degree; I know a motivated individual was able to confirm his Valedictorian status, so just asking about his higher education. Because as much as he enjoys telling the stories of his past and what he did, he continuously breaks every fucking rule about trying to keep business. Yes there are customers who go out of their way to try and cheat you and fuck you over, people are shit, it happens. But God damn Phil, these are your fucking customers, you tell everyone to fuck off and pound sand, you can't be surprised when no one likes you. And I'm talking to you Phil, because we know you come here and read shit.

He mostly likely has forgotten anything he learned all those years ago in college

 

[Sparkletor]

I'm not asking for it, but does anyone have the details on his so called business degree; I know a motivated individual was able to confirm his Valedictorian status, so just asking about his higher education. Because as much as he enjoys telling the stories of his past and what he did, he continuously breaks every fucking rule about trying to keep business. Yes there are customers who go out of their way to try and cheat you and fuck you over, people are shit, it happens. But God damn Phil, these are your fucking customers, you tell everyone to fuck off and pound sand, you can't be surprised when no one likes you. And I'm talking to you Phil, because we know you come here and read shit.

I know he showed off his degree or something in a tour video. I'll go looking for it.

Nice spiel tonight on colleges by the way. The same "I couldn't go to an ivy league school because I am not rich and I am a white male", but what I found interesting is when he said, "they told me if I did good in school I could go to a good college and get rich". Also when asked what he would take in college, "I don't know. I startes off in computer science but there were no jobs so... I don't know what I would study".

He wanted to go to Harvard or some shit and had no idea of what he wanted to study.

He gets called out for saying there were no jobs in computers. (If you recall, DSP said he dropped computer science because the college didn't have a good program, the instructor sucked, and the other students had an unfair advantage because his high school didn't prepare him for college.)

After he dropped computer science he caught wind that it was pretty easy to get a business degree so he switched to that.

 

[Kheapathic]

I know he showed off his degree or something in a tour video. I'll go looking for it.

Nice spiel tonight on colleges by the way. The same "I couldn't go to an ivy league school because I am not rich and I am a white male", but what I found interesting is when he said, "they told me if I did good in school I could go to a good college and get rich". Also when asked what he would take in college, "I don't know. I startes off in computer science but there were no jobs so... I don't know what I would study".

He wanted to go to Harvard or some shit and had no idea of what he wanted to study.

He gets called out for saying there were no jobs in computers. (If you recall, DSP said he dropped computer science because the college didn't have a good program, the instructor sucked, and the other students had an unfair advantage because his high school didn't prepare him for college.)

After he dropped computer science he caught wind that it was pretty easy to get a business degree so he switched to that.

I remember all that, about where he wanted to go, but couldn't, what he was taking before changing majors and all that. But there's just, he's doing everything wrong, and I'm not even a business major to know that. Just some slight power level here. I have worked in the retail and hospitality, I know how bad people/customers can be; I've seen all types freak out over minute things and demand everything between Hell and the High Heavens to make it right. I've seen managers cave over demands, I've seen them refuse demands, I felt good when I watched a manager tell them "Get out of building right now, you're eighty-sixed!" He is fucking doing it wrong, he's all types of fucking wrong. He's not picking and choosing his fights like he should, he's taking shots at everyone and crying when they swing back, claiming to be the little guy.

If he wasn't such a colossal fuck up at everything we see him do, I'd be more accepting about believing him getting girls and alcohol all the fucking time when he was younger; because he apparently didn't learn jack shit in college. Discounting that, he apparently had real jobs starting in his high-school days. It's okay to be rebellious at that age, but there should've been a point in time where he did a risk assessment or cost-benefit analysis or some shit like that (business terms Phil, fucking look them up) and decided that he can't be the small guy and be rebellious at the same time.