DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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It looks like those pictures you see of losers sitting at their birthday parties with the paper crowns on their head all alone next to their cake. You could fit these pics in them. Except when it comes to those losers they often come out of the woodwork and clarify that there were people at the party its just either the pictures don't have anyone else in the shot, or it was taken before their friends came to the party, and they show other pictures with people at the party as proof. For Phil, sadly not so much.

You just know he's gonna instaspam a birthday cake that Kat bought.
 
Trust Phil to buy cheap things and barely decorate after hyping up his birthday streams. Why make a big deal out of it then decide not to deliver. This is the laziest begging I've seen on Twitch yet. You literally get nothing out of it.
 
A couple of interesting notes from the start of the prestream...

- Phil explains that his plan is to start at 10:15, then give people about 15 min to arrive (ie. shitty remixes), then start gameplay around 11. So he's planning for the prestreams to be 30 minutes, which has not been the case for a long while. He's probably working off the theory that shorter prestreams will give him less time to rant and say something bannable, but I doubt this will last.

- Phil explains that when he cuts stream, it will give him time to start dinner before Kat gets home. I doubt this is truthful, but if it is... she may have broken him. That month of recipe research was apparently to find things that Phil would be able to at least start himself. Possibly a clever girl.
 
6 year old at a birthday party on shtreem... 80 year old man on Instagram.

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"Jimmy! I had a little backyard visitor this morning! You wouldn't believe it! A squirrel out on the bird feeder!"
"Oh wow grandpa Phil!"
"They're quite the little acrobats! He was hangin' on with his little feet. Ackackack, never seen anything like it!"
"Hah, they sure are..."
"Jimmy... I need some money. For mah taxes. I don't know how much, it's confusing... what the man tells me. Just give me what you've got."
"Oh... grandpa..."

He was just saying on stream that he still doesn't know the amount owed for taxes, but he knows they're due by the 30th. The lie is starting to cross from 'definite lie' into absurdity now. He's also gulping down his drink louder than usual today. And doing that scoffing/hissing laugh repeatedly.

But hey, praise where it's due - Kat actually managed to get him out of bed before noon. She's got claws deeper in Phil than Leanna had. The true power of the #soulmaid. On the other hand, he's complaining fewer people are there because people are dumb and didn't know he was starting early. When she leaves he can go back to being the 'master of his own schedule'.

Now he's saying he 'forgot to record the preshtreem'. I wonder if that will become a recurring thing as well...

UPDATE: My theory about the stream archives having to remain has been disproved. Both of the previous ones were removed at some point this morning.

Disposable income for bird feeders.
 
So, he doesn't want free games but he won't buy new games to play because he has a debt, therefore he has to rely on PUBG/CoD and playing new games donated from fans/devs are not needed? Like that one time he brought FF Dissidia and never played it since beta "I guess I'm not that smart."

It looks like those pictures you see of losers sitting at their birthday parties with the paper crowns on their head all alone next to their cake..

Oh, i so wish when the 7th day would come, his balloons would look deflated, who, besides the DSP makes a week themed birthday?
 
Sadly I don't think we have any clear evidence she's about to leave him.

Why would that be a "sadly." If she wants to be there, let her be there. After that "reveal" people are just spinning their wheels trying to project motive on to this woman. It's clear she has a motive for being there (and motives are not neccessarily bad), but she's a grown ass woman.

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Someone cheered and Phil tried to blow the horn but it didn't produce sound and it blows downward, seems like a cheapy dollar store one that is already broken, said nothing he can do about, BUGGED HORN MECHANISM DOOD
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. . .holy god that "limp" horn. It's like he's baiting the Detractors with semi-decent Photoshop skills.
 
Someone cheered and Phil tried to blow the horn but it didn't produce sound and it blows downward, seems like a cheapy dollar store one that is already broken, said nothing he can do about, BUGGED HORN MECHANISM DOOD
Trust Phil to buy cheap things and barely decorate after hyping up his birthday streams.
I really don't see how bitching about his "birthathon" set up is really worth it anymore. Yeah, he and Kat half-assed his decorations from dollar general...but ya'll would still be tearing him a new one if they actually went out to Party City and spent a lot of money to over do it.

The jokes have been made. The comments have been said.

Leave the miserable birthday boy's party favors alone. lol
 
I really don't see how bitching about his "birthathon" set up is really worth it anymore. Yeah, he and Kat half-assed his decorations from dollar general...but ya'll would still be tearing him a new one if they actually went out to Party City and spent a lot of money to over do it.

The jokes have been made. The comments have been said.

Leave the miserable birthday boy's party favors alone. lol

There's no way a woman had a hand in any of that beyond solemnly hanging the decorations, mentally bracing for the cringe that was soon to come.
 
Go back through this thread & compare the following two things:
  • How much information exists about this woman that can be verified
  • How many people have said she must be a golddigger because Phil is gross. As in, posts that only contain the thought that she must be, for that reason.
I will wait.

People are complicated. No one has exactly only one motive for anything, and Phil is not a rare type of beast. A lot of people are narcissistic, lazy lying fucks. If no one fell in love with narcissistic, lazy, lying fucks we'd have no over-population. Mediocre, dim, self-hating men are a dime a dozen. Women have to wade through them to get anywhere. A girl gets dragged in to his den of dust, wises up, skedaddles. Many women have either a Phil or a near-miss of a Phil in their history.

We don't know shit about this woman, except that whatever her life looked like before Phil must have been a goddamned mess.

I agree 110% that any woman who would live with Phil is either ill or awful or, has a reason we don't know about, but calling her a golddigger is as weak as calling her a horseface.

Anyway, these aren't real people, so, whatever.

Anyone who's followed Phil for just this last 6 months knows what he's really about.
Since they met on the Internet, she had to know about him. Therefore, I think this girl has an ulterior motive.

Now which one is it ?

Love ? Okay, maybe she's attracted to snorting degenerates and was wooed by the relentless sound of moaning and begging he's so masterfully uttering with each and every word he says (maybe not)
It's not for his good looks : the guy looks and behaves like a cave troll.
She's not in for the fame either : she looked like she'd rather jump out of the window in that "girlfriend reveal" video.
Maybe because he's funny ? Ok, maybe he's funny I'll give you that, but that's the kind of guy you laugh at, rather than laugh with. Certainly not a woman's must grab.
Maybe she's masochistic and likes to suffer, or maybe she just feels pity for him, that's a possibility.
Perhaps, as many suggested, her biological clock is ticking and she's looking at the worst candidate possible to irremediably destroy her gene pool ?
Or maybe she's bored and thought her life would be better if she traveled to the gout palace and cooked meals everyday for it's master ?

None of that really sound like the most plausible option to me, so yes, I'll just assume her motive is as bland as anyone's : money.

He also gave various hints regarding to what their relation might entail :
If you remember, he slipped up and commented about the stuff he bought her "to get her settled" : many clothes and other things (now why would a woman not have a sufficient amount of clothes after she moves)
He admitted that he also paid "for her move" and vaguely mentioned her "complicated history" : I'm guessing halfway house or piss poor girl that was suddenly forced out of her parent's house.
I noticed that his begging has never been so intense than since she's in the picture last summer.

Just putting 2 and 2 together here...
 
Phil on people not liking Far Cry 5: "I guess it's hip to be a whiny critic these days! All these negative videos get views! So people are just negative and shit on everything these days."

Phil on people liking Sea of Thieves: "People just buy into hype these days mah they're not lahgical they just take whatever shit is given to them and take it and buy into the hype like idiots. People need to demand more and not just buy into the hype!"

Those are two opposite reactions. He was questioned on the fact he did a negative video on Sea of Thieves a week before and he's shitting on people being negative over Far Cry 5 and his response that his video wasn't a negative video but a "Truthful and factual" video even though the majority of it was opinions.

This guy man. So if people dislike a game he likes, then all of gaming society is now too negative and are whiny critics, if they like a game he dislikes, then all of gaming society sheep who just accept any old shit that they're given. It can't just be people have different opinions and his is just another opinion in a sea of opinions which he has a right to, but so do others. NOPE. He never says opinions, what he says are facts.
 
Phil on people not liking Far Cry 5: "I guess it's hip to be a whiny critic these days! All these negative videos get views! So people are just negative and shit on everything these days."

I mean this is an ironic position to take given his SoT review; it's also dumb as balls. All of these "negative clickbait reviews" generally have substance behind them backing their claims. Also if I Google "Far Cry 5" review or go look at the Metacritic curated reviews, none of them are as clickbait as "Sea of LIES!" or whatever his SoT's review is titled. Hell you can do the same thing with SoT; the first reviews are all titled simply that (there was one that was "I was wrong about SoT", but the majority have straightforward titles). The first obviously negative review you see, and with a clearly clickbait title. . .is Phil's. And that's after scrolling. . . A LOT.
 

What has baffled me for a long time is how after all of this time no matter how much Phil says things like “I need money I really do to pay my bills, I still need your help, etc” asking for money and providing dozens of links for how you can give him money, how it feels like throwing money into a black hole.

Like that one episode of South Park with the hobos chanting “change?” and someone gives a hobo $20 and he’s like “thanks...change?” as though it did absolutely nothing. For how long Phil says he’s in a pickle and try’s to convince people that it will be better “if he can just get over this one hurdle” I’m amazed people still donate to him.

I know that new people who don’t know DSP’s history and don’t know any better might donate because al they see is someone is down on their luck. The bullshit that was pulled when Pokémon GO first came out where he cried on one of his vlogs that he was nervous and then used the pitybucks to go on a staycation (as can be seen in the 2016 Top 10 Worst Moments video on YT) was the point where I realized that Phil was a POS.

There are people who legitimately struggle and wouldn’t dare go on a staycation and rent a hotel 30 minutes away from home for a week. Unfortunately the people that donate to Phil are pretty much kids and foreign people who struggle to grasp basic use of English and have a Twitter picture of them wearing sunglasses or of a random wrestler dude and wouldn’t understand why people dislike Phil when instead of being smart with his money he always spends it and never changes. He will never climb out of his money situation because he refuses to be held accountable for his own actions, something that I enjoy seeing here and in other twitter posts to bring to light why Phil is a shady person and why bothering donating to him is a terrible idea regardless of whether or not you like the guy.
 
Who the fuck is robixer91gamer?

Why the fuck are they giving Phil asspats?

Also I'm sure it's already been specified but how much in backtaxes does Phil actually owe?

Can streaming for the lowest amount each time actually pay for it?
 
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