DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSydePundit]

Also keep in mind he's hyping up Sea of Thieves:
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https://sullygnome.com/game/Sea_of_Thieves/90/summary

I guess it still has to have a full release, but nigga didn't even bother to try out the beta when he could've actually stood out. Of course not, once he gets to it it'll be past the hype stages and he'll get a few hundred viewers as usual. But he goes and plays games like fucking Call of Duty beta releases for some reason.

He’s got like the easiest job in the world.

All he’s gotta do is compare those hype graphs and join the hype when it peaks.

He already got his hardcore fan base so new people will have it easier to find him.

It’s like the buying stocks (new releases) but without losing your house or something if you make the wrong choices

Oh wait

 

[Dragoonism]

He’s got like the easiest job in the world.

All he’s gotta do is compare those hype graphs and join the hype when it peaks.

He already got his hardcore fan base so new people will have it easier to find him.

It’s like the buying stocks (new releases) but without losing your house or something if you make the wrong choices

Oh wait

He should start out by focusing on the small amount of viewers that he has and start following hypes and trends to build out from that, but that require putting in a effort and we know it wont happen...

He have had a ton of chances to stay a big guy on YT and be one on Twitch, but he dont wanna step outside his comfort zone!

 

[DarkSydePundit]

He should start out by focusing on the small amount of viewers that he has and start following hypes and trends to build out from that, but that require putting in a effort and we know it wont happen...

He have had a ton of chances to stay a big guy on YT and be one on Twitch, but he dont wanna step outside his comfort zone!

He wants to let us believe he is THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE INTERNET when in reality as soon as money is about to dry up he changes and drifts further and further away from his original meaning as a content creator.

He doesn’t want to change but he HAS to change.

Successful Businesses act the complete opposite.

 

[JackDavis]

You really don't need to archive this. It's well established how Amityville is toward Phil.

Agreed. Who cares anyways, he's Phil's problem not ours.

for being such a street smarts guy you would think he'd realize he would make more money if he just faked it until he made it

He thinks he has already made it. Look at all his obnoxious titles he's picked when playing fighting games online, like "Well Known Fighter" and "You Might Know Me". Gives me douche chills.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Exactly why shoot the golden goose? If anything Nintendo have shown they are trying to great by making solid games kirby all stars for example is amazing and introduce new ways of streaming multiplayer. Nintendo fanboys can be like super autistic but most are just super loyal to brand like blizzard fans. E.g. Blizzard have multiple massive streamers and youtubers as do nintendo. Its like he honestly wants to die for example my pre order sheet came in to total; march - kirby all stars, detective pikachu - april nothing but most likely bayonetta 1 and 2 may dark souls and amibo lol - splatoon updatehyrule remaster- june mario tennis, november , brawl. Meanwhile april / march farcry 5 and god of war. Yes they are remasters but hey didnt have a wii u :p

Actually this is a twitch personality problem and less of a DSP issue. What I mean is, semi-successful twitch streamers usually tend to garnish a narcissistic ego of sorts as they believe once they have the viewership to make over a grand a month, most of these streamers will believe they are better or smarter or more aware then the viewers. This is most prevalent in more competitive popular games like Overwatch, LoL, CSGO etc.

This mentality is interesting alot of the time as I think its due to the heavy amount of feeding people get once they hit eceleb status. Phil just is on the more exceptional side

 

[neger psykolog]

I started a new thread where I'm going to post auto generated transcriptions of DSP's prestreams:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsp-prestream-transcriptions.40435/

This will make it a lot easier to know what he said without having to sit through hour long videos like some sort of pleb.

Bonus keywords for 13th March prestream:
Search "youtube" (49 hits in 1 file)
Search "work" (27 hits in 1 file)
Search "tax" (26 hits in 1 file)
Search "tip" (20 hits in 1 file)
Search "views" (18 hits in 1 file)
Search "content" (15 hits in 1 file)
Search "cheer" (14 hits in 1 file)
Search "Connecticut" (12 hits in 1 file)
Search "new release" (10 hits in 1 file)
Search "positive" (10 hits in 1 file)
Search "twitch" (6 hits in 1 file)
Search "washington" (6 hits in 1 file)
Search "idiot" (5 hits in 1 file)
Search "lag" (4 hits in 1 file)
Search "attorney" (3 hits in 1 file)
Search "detractor" (3 hits in 1 file)
Search "troll" (2 hits in 1 file)
Search "drama" (2 hits in 1 file)
Search "asshole" (2 hits in 1 file)

 

[Sparkletor]

"New content" coming soon...

Is he admitting that he's just been pretty much airing reruns for the last month or so? I wonder why he's not getting more subs tips and donations when he streams the same stuff his audience has already most likely watched the first time he played it.

I have to admit it must be hard work to play a game you've beaten before and act surprised as the story progresses. What little I watched of his Bully playthrough was ridiculous. "Oh look, the fat nerd has his pants unzipped! Hahaha I'm sneaking around the girls' dorm! Oh wow! A gun that shoots potatoes!"

Please, I played this game in 2007 when it first came out and I still remember all of those things. He claims to be the realest mother fucker on the internet but his reactions are so fake. He knew about the geography questions and pretended that he didn't because the first time he played he failed hard. Now he pretends to not know what countries are where. He is just terrible at what he does.

 

[Dr.Chill]

Also keep in mind he's hyping up Sea of Thieves:
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https://sullygnome.com/game/Sea_of_Thieves/90/summary

I guess it still has to have a full release, but nigga didn't even bother to try out the beta when he could've actually stood out. Of course not, once he gets to it it'll be past the hype stages and he'll get a few hundred viewers as usual. But he goes and plays games like fucking Call of Duty beta releases for some reason.

SOT is also a heavy Co-op game which I doubt he will put his mic on and cooperate. He could go solo but he'll complain about it and get destroyed quickly. Also they removed the sword lock on

 

[Wurstbrot]

I guess it still has to have a full release, but nigga didn't even bother to try out the beta when he could've actually stood out. Of course not, once he gets to it it'll be past the hype stages and he'll get a few hundred viewers as usual. But he goes and plays games like fucking Call of Duty beta releases for some reason.

He was more bothered with playing ass old games and shitty REEEmakes. Now he realizes nobody watches this shiat and he went back to his shtick. I guess SoT's hype will reawaken with the full release but what will bite Phil's ass is his absolute non existent knowledge of the game (and lack of attempt to learn the games), which will result in frustrating "Uuuuh Uuuuh Whuuuut?" moments while everybody else already knows the game mechanics, which will lead to a frustrating, boring "playthrough". On top of that his crew will carry him unless he decides to play alone, so the whole Monster Hunter World debacle will happen again: "Oh this game is not for me, it's boring". At least some TIHYDP-material?

"Uuuh. Uuuh. I don't understand this riddle. There is no pierced skeleton on this island. Uuuh. Oh ma gawd. *looks at chat for answers* Uuuuh"
"Of course he killed me, even so I shot at him from point blank range. Of course. Rare is such an asshole. Learn to create a game."
"This game is boring. The wind always comes from the front so we sail slowly. What a stupid design decision."
" Yeah sure, the shark killed me. Right when I had the treasure chest. Of course *SIIIIGH*"
"WHY AM I SINKING?!"

I should do a checklist before he plays SoT.

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/973751746940948480
http://archive.fo/d0Em4

Poor baby whining. Fortnite has decreased dead time, which is bad! The developers should think about boring lazy streamers!
Also, which RNG in Fortnite, except for random loot which is in both games? I haven't played that much (it's not my game for other reasons) but Phil always declares something as "random" if he experiences disadvantages. Meanwhile he rarely does headshots in any game as if this concept doesn't even exist for him. So when he misses his target (and thinks he hits) and dies from a headshot the guns spray random damage, yeah, sure.
"The building aspect is not for me even when I won". Fuck you, Phil. You haven't won a single time. His first and only win happened because the last players killed each other. You did jack didelly shit. This guy also can't adapt to new mechanics or enemy behaviours. Building walls and stairs (etc) which is an interesting tactical concept is just too complex for him. Jumping enemies? A DarkSydePhil won't adapt to that cheating behaviour! Doing more than straight shooting and hidding behind trees - basically doing nothing and just wait for the real world cash - goes past his horizon.

 

[neger psykolog]

SOT is also a heavy Co-op game which I doubt he will put his mic on and cooperate. He could go solo but he'll complain about it and get destroyed quickly. Also they are removed sword lock on

Don't forget that the OG pirate is Patrick Bronsgeest:

I hope he plays with Phil so can experience the autism singularity event. But even if he played it he'd probably just announce a mod for it, steal some concept art from Pirate-themed porno DVDs and then disappear to start an0ther catfishing empire.

I'd also make a joke about DSP getting his "booty" plundered by pirates but since Brenda already stuck a baseball bat in her hole that precipice has already been reached by humankind.

 

[Dragoonism]

SOT is also a heavy Co-op game which I doubt he will put his mic on and cooperate. He could go solo but he'll complain about it and get destroyed quickly. Also they removed the sword lock on

If he plays it with randoms his mic will be off, think he claimed he will play with fans, which mean a small specific group of fans that he use to play with and that holds his hands or he will play with the guys he did Destiny 2 with.

 

[JackDavis]

Sea of Thieves will be one of DSP's worst playthroughs and he's going to bored-quit it. At it's core, it's just a game where you sail around, dig up chests, then sell the chests. It has little variety and bad combat.
That being said, I've seen a lot of good streamers make the game really fun to watch with hoarding chests, ship PVP and light roleplaying. The only way DSP's playthrough will be entertaining is if a bunch of Forsen boys start stream sniping him.
The only way he doesn't bored-quit this is if his paypiggies keep giving him money while he plays like its PUBG.

 

[Dragoonism]

Sea of Thieves will be one of DSP's worst playthroughs and he's going to bored-quit it. At it's core, it's just a game where you sail around, dig up chests, then sell the chests. It has little variety and bad combat.
That being said, I've seen a lot of good streamers make the game really fun to watch with hoarding chests, ship PVP and light roleplaying. The only way DSP's playthrough will be entertaining is if a bunch of Forsen boys start stream sniping him.
The only way he doesn't bored-quit this is if his paypiggies keep giving him money while he plays like its PUBG.

What i have seen of the game it looks quite a bit like PUBG, there is a ton of dead time where he can beg for cheers, tips and donations in return of telling people how he wished his life actually had been and how prioritizing him is the best politic that the USA can have or the best way for devs to test their game and reach a much larger audience.

 

[gobbogobb]

The old games can work on twitch if and only if you do something special. Like soul level 1 runs in DS1 with shit builds. Or FFV four job fiesta runs for charity.

Phil knows better than to attempt this.

 

[Sparkletor]

DSP is crying poor saying he "cut the fat" by getting a cheaper cell plan, cancelling his land line phone, and cancelling cable tv. He spent the winter wearing sweaters because he couldn't afford heat! He's gotten rid of all the unnecessary expenses guys! He really needs that money! He's got nothing.

Well except Netflix, a wrestling package, two internet lines (one being the most expensive business class line he could get even though his house can't run it at optimum speeds) fast food regularly, flying Kat across the country multiple times, a computer gaming chair when he doesn't play computer games (some people think he bought the chair, ok?) Final Fantasy preorders that he didn't end up playing, trips to the mall, a newer model car that he uses once a week, a new wardrobe and shoes for Kat (alleged), a web forum that is completely toxic and pointless, a multi thousand dollars tax attorney, a second home that sits empty, and I'm sure there is a lot more.

Does this sound like a man who has given up everything but the bare essentials to avoid becoming homeless? He said that if he lost the house he would look for somewhere else to live in the area but would have to rent because his credit isn't good enough to buy. Yes, DSP using his best thinking would go out and buy a new house on credit directly after having his old house get repo'ed by the government for failure to pay.

And it's all the tax guy in Connecticut's fault that DSP is having financial problems.

 

[Ptolemy]

a second home that sits empty

This is what disappoints me the most about Phil: He is an out of sight- out of mind type of guy. He owns a fucking condo on the other side of the country that he lets lay dormant because "the real estate market is in the dumps right now *snooort*". That thing is costing him a huge chunk of his monthly revenue and he just considers it another normal expense.

If he had half a brain he would have sold for less to get those payments off his ass OR rent out the damn thing for a going rate in that area. It baffles me, that he upped and left Connecticut without a solid plan of what to do with the place. It just shows how short-sighted and high off his ass he was about that Youtube money. All of his excuses for why he can't get rid of this house are just masking the fact he is too lazy to drive his ass back to Connecticut and deal with his problems like an adult.

I hope this doesn't come off as too A-loggy. I just sigh every time I see the condo mentioned and think of the hole he's digging himself because he doesn't want to face the music and actually do something difficult (but possible) for once. It just shows no matter how much money his fans donate, he is prone to just pissing it away without ever figuring out how to better manage himself and his spending/investment habits.

 

[Wurstbrot]

This is what disappoints me the most about Phil: He is an out of sight- out of mind type of guy. He owns a fucking condo on the other side of the country that he lets lay dormant because "the real estate market is in the dumps right now *snooort*". That thing is costing him a huge chunk of his monthly revenue and he just considers it another normal expense.

If he had half a brain he would have sold for less to get those payments off his ass OR rent out the damn thing for a going rate in that area. It baffles me, that he upped and left Connecticut without a solid plan of what to do with the place. It just shows how short-sighted and high off his ass he was about that Youtube money. All of his excuses for why he can't get rid of this house are just masking the fact he is too lazy to drive his ass back to Connecticut and deal with his problems like an adult.

I hope this doesn't come off as too A-loggy. I just sigh every time I see the condo mentioned and think of the hole he's digging himself because he doesn't want to face the music and actually do something difficult (but possible) for once. It just shows no matter how much money his fans donate, he is prone to just pissing it away without ever figuring out how to better manage himself and his spending/investment habits.

And I always like this image of a couple who likes to live in this area but can't because a fat gamer on the other side of the country pays for this unused, empty, dark, dusty, spider infested shelter. You can't make this shit up.

 

[Collections Agent]

And I always like this image of a couple who likes to live in this area but can't because a fat gamer on the other side of the country pays for this unused, empty, dark, dusty, spider infested shelter. You can't make this shit up.

At this point the condo probably looks terrifying. It's not like he's paying for a maid service to upkeep the place

 

[Clop]

The old games can work on twitch if and only if you do something special. Like soul level 1 runs in DS1 with shit builds. Or FFV four job fiesta runs for charity.

Phil knows better than to attempt this.

Disagree. Old games have some audience, it's why his fans keep asking DSP to do older games. The reason it's not working for him is because he's so obnoxious to watch in the first place, so he's not getting any new audience no matter what he does.

Granted, playing an older game doesn't get as much viewership as the hot new releases (ugh) but as long as the game in question isn't something that's already everywhere - like any majorly speedrun game - it'll get some curious people to see what it's about. Helps to also have a charisma score higher than 7 with a -2 modifier from constant belching and snorting in the microphone.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

The old games can work on twitch if and only if you do something special. Like soul level 1 runs in DS1 with shit builds. Or FFV four job fiesta runs for charity.

Phil knows better than to attempt this.

"Why would I handicap myself like that? People would watch the stream and say "Phil why are you playing so badly, you're the greatest gamer that ever existed!" Guys I just want to have fun and share an experience with people not do overly complicated runs like ooooohh only using the b button on bosses and crouching the entire time."