DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I wonder how much money he makes off of Twitch and Youtube?

I've wondered this a lot too. Considering the huge amounts of money he's spent in this move to Washington, he's gotta be make pretty good money. Either that or he or Panda have really rich parents or he's taking on some crazy loans.

If he is making a hefty sum from YouTube/Twitch then I imagine it can't be more than he used to be making. I remember seeing a graph charting his viewerships and its done nothing but go downhill. I'd like to see someone pull up some data on this as I'm really curious about whether his viewership is actually declining or not.
 
I've wondered this a lot too. Considering the huge amounts of money he's spent in this move to Washington, he's gotta be make pretty good money. Either that or he or Panda have really rich parents or he's taking on some crazy loans.

Obviously Phil doesn't have rich parents, they didn't buy him an X-Men action figure when it was first released!
 
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Rank E? I sense a This Is How You DON'T Play coming.
 
It could be the comments, the guy asking to date DSP's girlfriend who is referred to as his daughter, or something else. Could be the guy asking to date DSP's girlfriend.


Wait someone is asking to date DSP'S gf? If this wasn't a troll I'd be very disturbed by that content
 
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Also, love how he posts "FACTS".
 
He got an E in Resident Evil 2?!!!

Holy. Fucking. Balls. I mean, granted it's much easier to S-Rank modern RE games since you're not penalised for saves or first aid sprays, but holy shit that's bad. I'd love to see him try and finish RE: Code Veronica.

Wait, why am I even surprised? It's DSP. Of course he got an E. And I don't need to watch the video to know he blamed the AI, the controls, the game design and everything else whenever he fucked up.

Died to Birkin in his third form? That's because they made him too hard! Kept dying to the mutated Mr. X? The game doesn't give enough ammo!
 
To be fair, the controls are notorious for being balls and the puzzles can get "moon logicy" at points. Then again, I'm very biased.

But since it's DSP, he probably runs into the same trap over and over again expecting different results. "WHAAAAT? I didn't think the monster was going to pop up in the same place! Going to try it again."
 
Don't know if anyone posted this video of DSP with his girlfriend but I'll leave it here.
 
Like others here, I heard about him through Retsupurae.

As much as I kinda, sorta want to watch more of his stuff (out of morbidly obese curiosity) I absolutely do not want to give him more views/ad revenue.

So, I'll just hope that Retsupurae shits on him some more so that I can continue to enjoy his terribad gameplay vicariously through them, and give Slowbeef and 'Beetus my views/ad revenue monies. c:

(PS: Jesus fuck he's so unbelievably bad at Dark Souls like DAMN he gave himself a level of difficulty through sheer incompetence beyond anything the creators intended.)
 
Has anyone heard of this 31-year old LPer that somehow manages to be even worse than PewDiePie? As of lately, he has shown to be a massive hypocrite, insults his fans and then whines about not having viewers, and outright refuses to accept any sort of constructive criticism whatsoever. Can't forget his warped views on other streamers or other LPers. Seems to be perfect lolcow material if you ask me.

Here's a prime example of what an average LP by him is like. Note the camcorder. (Warning: Long)
Thought that was bad? It gets worse. (Warning: Even longer sequel)

Now those familiar with him may know that he spent most of his life playing fighting games and claims to be really good at them... or at least winning a tournament for a bugged port of Super Street Fighter II Turbo and being universally hated by the fighting game community for his behavior. If he spent that long playing fighting games, he must be really good at them, right?

Watch and find out.
Oh god. Fucking DSP.

Never have I been so glad that DasBoSchitt invented a series to specifically take the piss out of the guy.
 

Can someone please turn her voice the fuck off?

The few minutes of silence before his girlfriend came in, I was kind of like "Oh is she being emo? Because Phil was ignoring her?" Nope. They're just retards. Those screechy tones start right in, assaulting the mind and ears.

His MGS4 playthrough was even worse, though. Game isn't that hard.
 
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Can someone please turn her voice the fuck off?

The few minutes of silence before his girlfriend came in, I was kind of like "Oh is she being emo? Because Phil was ignoring her?" Nope. They're just retards. Those screechy tones start right in, assaulting the mind and ears.

His MGS4 playthrough was even worse, though. Game isn't that hard.
It also had what he wanted: shooter controls. He then had an excuse to run and gun.
 
It also had what he wanted: shooter controls. He then had an excuse to run and gun.

Yeah, I played MGS4 a couple of years ago, and I can't imagine watching the full playthrough he did. He's terrible at games, but stealth is NOT his forte.
 
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