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Just so I'm fully in the know...what was Project 7 exactly?
Basically, Phil and his buddies Howard and John Rambo knew some guys who were film students or something. For fun, DSP proposed that they make a webseries for his channel, which was Project 7.

They made a bit of it, but eventually, since Phil kept all the money for it and didn't pay the guys making it, they quit because they needed to support their families. The show itself was some dumb series where Phil was forced to play Final Fantasy 7 I believe.

It was pretty much a shittier AVGN special.
 
Phil's pathetic excuse for a "webseries"
In reality, it was just a series to jerk off his ego.

Basically, Phil and his buddies Howard and John Rambo knew some guys who were film students or something. For fun, DSP proposed that they make a webseries for his channel, which was Project 7.

They made a bit of it, but eventually, since Phil kept all the money for it and didn't pay the guys making it, they quit because they needed to support their families. The show itself was some dumb series where Phil was forced to play Final Fantasy 7 I believe.

It was pretty much a shittier AVGN special.

So nothing of value was actually lost anyway? Why am I not surprised.

It doesn't even sound that original, really.
 
DSP has to know his rampant lying and being a douchebag at 38 years old has to catch up with him eventually. Maybe that's why he has so much trouble sleeping.
Doubt his consciousness suddenly kicked in and started to keep him up at night, his lack of sleep is probably more from doing nothing that tires him out physically!
 
When he stays up till 5AM does he literally sit on that couch for 6 hours? Wtf

He's just worried about the house there is no conscious present.
 
I've got it. He's about to release a dope-ass soundcloud rap.

...p
...pa
...PANDALEE'S PUSSY PUSHIN' PALIMONY
...PARALEGALS POSTIN PENAL PARTICULARS
...PATREON PAYOUT PAST PERPETUITY
...PAYROLL TAX PENDIN' PAYPALS AMBIGUITY
...PAYPIGS AND PESSIMISTS POINTIN' OUT MA' OBESITY
...CONNECTICUT STREET LIFE KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT
...CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH FROM FRED FUCHS AND GOUT
 
I doubt his drunk mumbling of P and pa last night where Pandalee. He was certainly drunk, but there's no way they dated for as long as they did, planned to marry her and moved in together and he still commonly refers to her as her dumb online screentag.
Or, I hope so, at least.
 
Phil will never get "Fuck you" money because that entails not spending every dime. He's one of those "Curse of the Lottery" types who end up doing more damage to their lives when large sums of money are introduced. If Phil had saved most of that money and stayed in his old condo then his life would have been a lot better. He wouldn't need to stream as much, probably could have spent more time with Leanna and stalled the inevitable, less stress, might even still have some RL friends. Instead he has two properties he can't afford to keep, a lease on an expensive car he rarely drives, no friends, no girlfriend, and may end up back in CT with less than what he started his youtube career with. Give him five million and he'd probably be dead in two years.

Where are 5 million bucks when you need them...

P...
Pa....
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I've got it. He's about to release a dope-ass soundcloud rap.

...p
...pa
...PANDALEE'S PUSSY PUSHIN' PALIMONY
...PARALEGALS POSTIN PENAL PARTICULARS
...PATREON PAYOUT PAST PERPETUITY
...PAYROLL TAX PENDIN' PAYPALS AMBIGUITY
...PAYPIGS AND PESSIMISTS POINTIN' OUT MA' OBESITY
...CONNECTICUT STREET LIFE KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT
...CAN'T CATCH MY BREATH FROM FRED FUCHS AND GOUT

Heaven help us, he's on a roll!
 
Him streaming Choice Chamber reminded me of something. He says how his computer can't handle streaming and recording at the same time. But that's bull, his computer is pretty beastly. Phil almost certainly records to the same hard drive that he has the game installed on.

The thing is Choice Chamber is a newgrounds-level game. It won't be at all resource intensive.

Streaming + recording on the same PC will of course affect performance, but there are things/ways/stuff you can do to work with it to make it work. Phil chooses the laziest method and seems to refuse to try and improve upon it and for him its just easier to say "pc streaming doesn't work!!! not my fahlt!!! nothing I could do!!!!"
 
Some sub of his cheered 100 bits to ask what the 'pa' shit is. Let's see how riveting the answer is.

My money is on him having no idea and not remembering he even posted it.

EDIT: he says his muxxy shit isn't working. So I'm guessing he'll conveniently not answer any of da hard questions

He also says his laptop hasn't worked properly "for years" and won't load websites properly.

He says its impossible to track whats going on in chat/stream without muxy and he's "pretty much dead in the water without this working"

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He says he just enabled a chat logging service last night which will log all chat from now on and that may be causing da conflict with da muxy. Says its due to people getting banned etc and him hearing conflicting stories from people about what went on.

EDIT:
Derich asked what the name of the program was that Phil enabled to have moderator access to his stream:
"I don't even know"
:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

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Now he's whining and cunting on about his halloween patreon and how he wanted to do it in september so he could buy the costume because they're all gonna be sold out now.
Not like you could just order the fucking costume off Amazon or some shit.

Edit:
Official PA answer:
"sometimes in life there are mysteries, sometimes you just gotta figure out yourself"

i.e. Phil got shitcan drunk and tweeted out some dumb shit that made no sense.
 
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A reminder that he's supposed to do this as his job, is in his 9th year of doing it and still doesn't really know how to do much with it!

You'd figure that someone who has to use a PC for 8+ hours a day would have it set up well by now and actually be aware of what software they have installed and how to use it or not.

He can't even make fucking thumbnails.
 
He's about to stream WWE 2K18 with the music turned off because of YouTube Content ID so it's just gonna be the sounds of Phil grunting and snorting over other men grunting and snorting.

Quality kahntent.
 
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