DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[That Anony Mouse]

What is a Phil viewer number at this time with a game of that age? 200? 250?

about 150 human viewers
+ 100 viewbots from Kgahleon
= 250 "true and honest" fans out of his thousands and thousands

 

[Yautja]

Pewdiepie will never be cool to me. He's one of the mascots for the downfall of recent society. His popularity was due to making millions of vulnerable, impressionable teens emulate a young man that screams like an idiot at video games all day and being a millionaire with a hot wife while doing it. You can live a life with no responsibility and constant degeneracy too, kids! And how many of them have tried over the past decade largely thanks to Felix.

Sorry, just had to get on my soapbox for the few fanboys here. Give me my top hats.

What is Pewdiepies life of constant degeneracy exactly? Hes married, promotes fitness and reading. He plays video games for money but what else is "degenerate"

 

[Sskarm]

The irrelevant YouTuber PewDiePie who doesn't do gaming anymore is streaming Dark Souls 3 for roughly 14k Viewers on 5 o'clock local time at this very moment. What is a Phil viewer number at this time with a game of that age? 200? 250?

50.

 

[Anya15]

Yes, it is official, DSP is insane.

And delusional.

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

Fat Fuck Phil can't even do a Halloween month right. (Perfect for October!) Meanwhile, I'm watching a fat gay man's past self play all sorts of horror games all month. Way better than whatever shit line-up of games he is playing at the moment. I seriously can't stand a single game he is playing at all man but thankfully it gives me the perfect opportunity to take a small break from him.

By the way, I could argue, in reality, that Metroid Dread could easily fit into a horror type game. Back 4 Blood is a step into the right direction but I swear he did not enjoy playing that last time he touched it.

I want him to play Dread just to watch the final boss push his shit in over and over. Seriously, it'd be the second coming of Ludwig or Nyx. Your reactions really need to be on point if you want to win, even with 100% item completion.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Did not expect to wake up and learn that our sweet @Nigel of Ukip was such a rabid Marzia fan. He's an odd bird, innit? (Did I do it right?)

I didn't get that at all. He just seemed to state she was more attractive than goutbride.

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Let's end it strong = hit the tips goals.

DSP really is the most transparent streamer around, because it's so easy to see through his lies and bullshit.

Pretty much everyone that works a real job works consecutive days. You are not special Phail.

 

[gh0stzero]

The irrelevant YouTuber PewDiePie who doesn't do gaming anymore is streaming Dark Souls 3 for roughly 14k Viewers on 5 o'clock local time at this very moment. What is a Phil viewer number at this time with a game of that age? 200? 250?

His viewership does spike with Dark Souls and he knows it, its why he's played them so often.

People tune in to watch him fuck up. It was as high as 700-900 viewers one time on twitch.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

His viewership does spike with Dark Souls and he knows it, its why he's played them so often.

People tune in to watch him fuck up. It was as high as 700-900 viewers one time on twitch.

Yeah, the only time I remember his viewership spiking without it having anything to do with his unhinged ramblings on stream about drama is when he played Demon's Souls Remake and fought the Old Monk boss fight where he kept getting his asshole pushed in by that troll Japanese player.

 

[Iron Hamster]

His viewership does spike with Dark Souls and he knows it, its why he's played them so often.

People tune in to watch him fuck up. It was as high as 700-900 viewers one time on twitch.

Didn't that coincide with a drama rant?

 

[clownpiss]

His viewership does spike with Dark Souls and he knows it, its why he's played them so often.

People tune in to watch him fuck up. It was as high as 700-900 viewers one time on twitch.

At this point in his Sekiro stream he had about 1000-1500 viewers

 

[gh0stzero]

Didn't that coincide with a drama rant?

No his viewership spiked with every Dark Souls "redemption run" he did. Didn't have anything to do with drama.

His redemption runs were so fake and cheesed though. I don't give a fuck if he read a guide for them but don't lie and insult your audiences intelligence in the process. He would "have to go blow his nose" before boss fights and come back and miraculously figure out the puzzle bosses.

 

[daBonehead]

Why the hell is DSP playing Back 4 Blood? Didn't he shit on the beta while muting everyone on his team? Didn't he even get kicked from matches for refusing to talk and work with his team? He's ducking and dodging Nick All Stars and Metroid Dread for this? Oh it's """free""" on gamepass, carry on.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Didn't he even get kicked from matches for refusing to talk and work with his team?

I hope video of this exists. That sounds like primo salt.

 

[PyroAlert]

I’m just glad I found kiwifarms. Not only do I get to laugh, cry, and seethe at all Phil’s heinous, disgusting, and childish behavior, I get to post with all of you who happen to be just like me, a perfectly fit 6’4” man with rock hard abs, massively endowed, and a drop dead gorgeous wife that makes all the other non kiwifarms forums jealous!
It is so good that this website was made for all of us super buff, extra handsome, babe slaying, multi millionaires to gather and post our darkest thoughts about Phil together.
Yeah….life is good on the farm!!

 

[Iron Hamster]

No his viewership spiked with every Dark Souls "redemption run" he did. Didn't have anything to do with drama.

His redemption runs were so fake and cheesed though. I don't give a fuck if he read a guide for them but don't lie and insult your audiences intelligence in the process. He would "have to go blow his nose" before boss fights and come back and miraculously figure out the puzzle bosses.

lol. Yeah......given the rude shit he does on camera, that he would draw the line at blowing his nose is laughable.

 

[gh0stzero]

massively endowed

post pix or gtfo

 

[NotValKilmer]

perfectly fit 6’4” man

That's manlet status here friend, you must be at least 6'6" to post.

 

[Manbost]

Holy shit, excuse me for being late but what the fuck is that reaction when he got that $150 whale stimmy. You'd think he'd learn from that Chinky chang wang shit he used to pull.
Little optimistic I know but my only hope is that one day during his clown mode/money buff bender he slips out something that can be construed as a racism and subsequently gets kicked from youtube.

https://youtu.be/igXUKzP67Ns?t=17 (Apologies for being an asshole and not clipping, it's from 17 to 22 seconds in)

EDIT: Disregard that link and check out the clip that @Stroke Face II Turbo posted below. Huge shoutout to you what's your favorite orifice to eat ice cream out of?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

post pix or gtfo

 

[Iron Hamster]

Holy shit, excuse me for being late but what the fuck is that reaction when he got that $150 whale stimmy. You'd think he'd learn from that Chinky chang wang shit he used to pull.
Little optimistic I know but my only hope is that one day during his clown mode/money buff bender he slips out something that can be construed as a racism and subsequently gets kicked from youtube.

https://youtu.be/igXUKzP67Ns?t=17 (Apologies for being an asshole and not clipping, it's from 17 to 22 seconds in)

jaxx razor didn't even get that for $1000