DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Let's recap the situation]

giving back to fans? philip got bills to pay, ain't no time for that.
the other day he mocked in fullscreen snowkarl for daring to suggest making a competition of sorts for artwork

so much for muh community

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kek

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Do you guys remember when phil used to say '' remember to spread the words, tell your friends about my cannel say ''oh, you know that dsp guys, he's changed, check him out!''

Why did he stop suggesting that, does he plan on ever advertising his channel, how does he expect to grow?

I think at some level he knows that he can't really attract any new viewers.

Nothing going on during any given DSP stream does anything to hold onto new people. What he is doing is 80% run by whale, and changing that would require real effort and that is not happening.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You have to like how Phil blames his audience for complaints about his hiding the tip goal amount, claiming that it was them who wanted this change because it was "easier". Just like it was Phil's audience that wanted him to rearrange the tip goal rewards with the hat, glasses and vest.

Oh, I forgot. Nothing is ever Phil's fault.

 

[der rademacher]

This man is only 39.

And drunk as a skunk obviously.

 

[Schizo Poster]

Do you guys remember when phil used to say '' remember to spread the words, tell your friends about my cannel say ''oh, you know that dsp guys, he's changed, check him out!''

Why did he stop suggesting that, does he plan on ever advertising his channel, how does he expect to grow?

Ah yes, the good old "word of mouth was how I was successful BACK THEN, go tell your friends who might have stopped watching that I've CHANGED" spiel, it's been a while since that's been heard.

Honestly, he might think it's been happening with how much he brags about the engagement on Twitter; impressions are all that matter dood, never mind that his click-through rate, watch-time and any other actually meaningful statistics are worse now that he's locked everything down.

 

[Oog]

Phil's biggest problem getting a job isn't going to be any employer googling him, it's himself.

7+ years of social isolation have convinced Phil that he's the smartest person in the room. Any competent interviewer would see through him pretty much immediately. Can you imagine his reaction to even the mildest of push-back on an answer?

dont need to imagine, the man turned off twatter replies because sbm refuted him

 

[Zeelpulp]

Between the rocking, beard-stroking and finger-sniffing, this is a DSP autism trifecta.

It's also an opportunity for any SuperDeafMan orbiters to create a volume yo-yoing app that oscillates as Phil does, It's all about Inclusion in Wa-Hoo waffling

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

dont need to imagine, the man turned off twatter replies because sbm refuted him

I’m still laughing at that, one guy expressed mild criticism so he disabled all replies completely. Just wild how thin skinned he is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I’m still laughing at that, one guy expressed mild criticism so he disabled all replies completely. Just wild how thin skinned he is.

This goes beyond thin skin and into the realm of having no skin.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

There's a lot of people who are like DSP, who don't have much charisma or personality while playing games. I would say DSP is worse because he just points out stuff you can see with your own eyes, but it also contains snorts and burps. That super monkey ball clip where he just falls off the cliff is a perfect example encasing any of DSP's gameplay. (That clip shows especially that he was drinking something.) But those other channels are tiny and are trying to grow. Phil is just clutching onto a few whales and wanting it to be a groundhog day movie every day.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Dave reluctant to play the new Nickelodeon game because a huge drawback is that you can only play online, so there's no replayability (PvP interaction is literally the pinnacle of replayability)
There's no "long term content, it's just online play. If the online is laggy, then there's nothing else to do"
Guy who streams Street Fighter online every week and complains that every match is laggy.

Now he's going off on a tangent about how everyone online is gonna be a tryhard and he's literally fucking scared to play a game based on kids' cartoons LMAO

For Phil, most competitive online games have a shelf life of about two weeks. After that, the "losers who play the game 24/7" will have everything figured out and Phil, who only plays the game a couple times a week, will have "no chance of catching up." This is the excuse he uses every time. It's why he refused to play Samurai Showdown and Guilty Gear. It's why he will probably skip King of Fighters 15. It's why he ragequit Mario Golf online. It's why the only competitive games he plays are a Street Fighter ghost town where he can reliably find a group of 3 noobs to stomp and ack ack ack like he's still the top rated US Super Turbo player, and the newest Call of Duty, for the same reason, reliable stream of noobs to stomp.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

For Phil, most competitive online games have a shelf life of about two weeks. After that, the "losers who play the game 24/7" will have everything figured out and Phil, who only plays the game a couple times a week, will have "no chance of catching up." This is the excuse he uses every time. It's why he refused to play Samurai Showdown and Guilty Gear. It's why he will probably skip King of Fighters 15. It's why he ragequit Mario Golf online. It's why the only competitive games he plays are a Street Fighter ghost town where he can reliably find a group of 3 noobs to stomp and ack ack ack like he's still the top rated US Super Turbo player, and the newest Call of Duty, for the same reason, reliable stream of noobs to stomp.

What's even more insane about the Street Fighter part is that he relies on a modern port instead of hanging out with the pros on Fightcade. He's too afraid of getting his ass beat by pros, so he gets his ass beat by Gojitenks instead.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

For Phil, most competitive online games have a shelf life of about two weeks. After that, the "losers who play the game 24/7" will have everything figured out and Phil, who only plays the game a couple times a week, will have "no chance of catching up." This is the excuse he uses every time. It's why he refused to play Samurai Showdown and Guilty Gear. It's why he will probably skip King of Fighters 15. It's why he ragequit Mario Golf online. It's why the only competitive games he plays are a Street Fighter ghost town where he can reliably find a group of 3 noobs to stomp and ack ack ack like he's still the top rated US Super Turbo player, and the newest Call of Duty, for the same reason, reliable stream of noobs to stomp.

In CoD it was SBMM. He was doing well for a string of matches playing against other tards, then get bumped up into a lobby of actual players and get his shit pushed in hard.

Then all of a sudden OMG Laaag, I shot first, I hit him in the head 8 or 9 times (7 misses+ 1-2 bodyshots) ect. ect. ect. This combined with him actually playing like a bot.

Edit: Spelling

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

For Phil, most competitive online games have a shelf life of about two weeks. After that, the "losers who play the game 24/7" will have everything figured out and Phil, who only plays the game a couple times a week, will have "no chance of catching up." This is the excuse he uses every time. It's why he refused to play Samurai Showdown and Guilty Gear. It's why he will probably skip King of Fighters 15. It's why he ragequit Mario Golf online. It's why the only competitive games he plays are a Street Fighter ghost town where he can reliably find a group of 3 noobs to stomp and ack ack ack like he's still the top rated US Super Turbo player, and the newest Call of Duty, for the same reason, reliable stream of noobs to stomp.

He's not wrong concerning most games online.

But, Phil wants to maintain this level of respected competitive gamer while doing FUN, chill streams with a variety of games. You can't do both.

If only Phil could accept he sucks at games and learn to take Ls. But, all of us wouldn't be here then, would we.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Noticed he already dropped like 10 subs over his day off. Think there is another 20 to 30 that expires before next Sunday if the socks are not renewed.

Is everyone forgetting his chat is sub-only and there was a big spike in jackasses signing up in the days following the leak to troll? Because trolls giving him money really shows him!

 

[actually]

Is everyone forgetting his chat is sub-only and there was a big spike in jackasses signing up in the days following the leak to troll? Because trolls giving him money really shows him!

Subs on YouTube don't require money. Memberships do.

 

[Schizo Poster]

Phil, you DO know that Detroit-style pizza is an actual thing and not just some Pizza Hut invention, right?

Meanwhile, YOUR pizza looks like someone who doesn’t know how to make pizza was just guessing at what to do and got the order all wrong. Now isn't that ironic...

Tweet Link

Video of him cooking the zza, timestamped for the source of the "snort MMM" soundeffect Tevin used to use.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Subs on YouTube don't require money. Memberships do.

I meant members-only chat but I'm stupid and such a thing probably doesn't exist either.

 

[actually]

I meant members-only chat but I'm stupid and such a thing probably doesn't exist either.

I got you. I think he talked about doing that but either couldn't or ended up not doing it.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I got you. I think he talked about doing that but either couldn't or ended up not doing it.

Even for a monumental mongoloid like Dave that would be a step to far, he can see his chat moving at a snails pace as is. And if he doesn't like how Snowkarl owns his chat now imagine if it was members only.

Edit: And his not kat son couldn't ask what he had for dinner, and other stupid (but surprisingly non coomer) questions.