DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pisstrooper]

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He's getting that depressed 1000 yard stare large mammals get after a decade or so in the circus.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Fucking hell he is so pale. You would think the sun doesn’t exist in Renton for him to get to that level. Or perhaps it is due to him being a shut in who is scared of his own shadow. Either way, what an ugly looking specimen.

Phil didn't used to be this pale when he was a fat 20-something. He never goes outside.

 

[Sup3r]

Also this guy got banned for no reason.
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I'm naht a children's entertainer. Now I'm gonna blow bubbles for my matooor adooolt friends in my chat. Stahp talking about snohwkahrl. You're bahnned. Goodbye

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I am sorry, what was that in the beginning of the stream? Safe space for everyone? At least he is telling the truth this time - it's only about REEE. Not surprising that people who aren't cripples, that have to consult with their caretakers when to take a bath, don't like you.

"Derailing the stream purposely because you don't want me to be successful on the internet and [stream lag] want to ruin my fucking business and life is a bannable offense. And there is a lot of people doing it."

 

[Comma]

I've been watching the stream for like 10 minutes, but I can't take it anymore. He's constantly screaming and making clown noises, it's sucking the life right out of me.

I also think he has been drinking.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I am sorry, what was that in the beginning of the stream? Safe space for everyone? At least he is telling the truth this time - it's only about REEE. Not surprising that people who aren't cripples, that have to consult with their caretakers when to take a bath, don't like you.

"Derailing the stream purposely because you don't want me to be successful on the internet and [stream lag] want to ruin my fucking business and life is a bannable offense. And there is a lot of people doing it."
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And shit like this is why he is so fascinating to follow.

He really has no idea as to how he looks to regular people that could stumble into his stream.

Shit like this is one of the reasons why he will never get any organic growth, I would argue that he is around what he can attract. The only real growth he can get from now on is as detractors.

 

[tomstone]

FYI, Null is on Rekieta live right now and they just started talking DSP:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H595TeE_um0
EDIT: It was in response to a superchat and the stream is winding down, they've moved on already

why would anyone want to watch these two faggots?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

You're not ready for this:

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I've talked about how impressions are a worthless stat too many times to count already, but dear God having only 1-2k average impressions with a twitter account of 25k followers? Those are some pathetic numbers, Phil doesn't realize what a self-own that is, not to mention that his poll that got 5k impressions has less than 500 votes right now.

Of those 25K followers, I can only imagine how many of those accounts are either dead or inactive, and it has to be less since you have to follow Phil in order to comment on his shit now, so that's an unneeded barrier to entry just to respond and interact with him. I'm actually curious about how many people actually follow Phil outside of detractors who use bots to pass his tweets around.

 

[UaineRunei]

I also think he has been drinking.

He's wasted since the prestream. Maybe the whales emailed him guaranteeing the money, so he went a little bit over the limit lmao

 

[Pisstrooper]

POV: You're Phil immediately after turning off the stream today

 

[capefear56]

I like how after he gets all this money, he completely blows off the remaining tips and refuses to take any questions seriously. It's like "I already got my daily tithe! Fuck off losers; I don't give a shit about your silly questions!"

 

[marlintan]

you know what baffles me about phil?
he's living a really crappy life for a guy who grifted so damn much over the years.
most people that have a lot of money but no sense adopt a nigger rich mentality.
telltale signs of this include escelade trucks, McMansions, eating at expensive restaurants every day, buying gaudy and expensive clothing brands like Gucci, having expensive watches/jewelry, gambling at actual casinos. its a very short sighted way to live, but a dude that lives like that is having a lot of fun.
what did phil spend his money on?
expensive statues, 2 condos, a leased bmw, expensive shit like 200 dollar coffee makers. 1000 blu rays discs. 2 internet connections and unlimited junk food, a lemon PC and gambles for Wrestler JPEGS
bloody hell Phil.

Don't knock the nigger rich lifestyle till u try it?

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I got a new contender in chat for Wheelchair Watch.

Spoiler: Tom G

I hope to see more of Tom G in the future!

Edit: I'm just adding to this post.

 

[Lolidaki]

I've been watching the stream for like 10 minutes, but I can't take it anymore. He's constantly screaming and making clown noises, it's sucking the life right out of me.

I also think he has been drinking.

not even a meme at this point HE HAS been drinking, dude is so damn buzzed he's clicked on menu options, said out loud what he was clicking on, only to click something else and get upset or confused.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

"I myself am a Halloween decorations hoarder for 13 years"
"It's time to scale down and put the stale decorations up"
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"more pulls for HH. amairite? okay"

I love how his shitty low res webcam combined with his graying out beard makes it look like his beard hair is falling out.

You look like you have leukemia, Phil. Put the fucking gin bottle down. You're a balding, withering husk, and anybody can tell at a first glance.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

I like how after he gets all this money, he completely blows off the remaining tips and refuses to take any questions seriously. It's like "I already got my daily tithe! Fuck off losers; I don't give a shit about your silly questions!"

Remember when he went through a phase of where he would say 'if you're going to tip today could you do it all at the beginning so we can hit the goal then just enjoy the stream?'' He only did it for a few weeks I think, I guess he realised how bad that sounds

 

[Pisstrooper]

I got a new contender in chat for Wheelchair Watch.

Spoiler: Tom G

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I hope to see more of Tom G in the future!

"WHY HE SAY THE GUY DISGSTUG WHEN IT GIV MONEEEY?"

Edit: This is Phillip's ideal viewer.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

not even a meme at this point HE HAS been drinking, dude is so damn buzzed he's clicked on menu options, said out loud what he was clicking on, only to click something else and get upset or confused.

It hasn't been a meme in a long while, but we only got evidence as to how bad with the leaks.

It's funny how most of the memes around him eventually turns into truths.

 

[Pisstrooper]

not even a meme at this point HE HAS been drinking, dude is so damn buzzed he's clicked on menu options, said out loud what he was clicking on, only to click something else and get upset or confused.

Bruh, with his gin bill, if he was only drinking on break or days off he would be fucking dead.