DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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The Penultimate Warrior dijo:
Any well paying job requires experience or qualifications, he has neither. Employers hate gaps in C.Vs and his has been blank for over a decade. He wouldn't be able to talk about his legacy, because then they would check it.
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It's not strictly been """blank""" for a decade for a decade though. Like I said to Farage, he's technically been running his own business for the last 12 years and should (in theory at least) be free from any gaps in employment,

I like you Warrior, but honestti goodness he'll walk into another job like *snaps fingers *.
 
Phil just now misspeaking: 'Its October 1st 2024.... Oh, I mean 2021 ack ack ack. Remind me in 2024 that three years ago I thought it was then and let's compare how things are between then and now'

I don't think you're gonna be too happy with that comparison, Dave
 
Nigel of Ukip dijo:
Surely he would, and I believe that might end up fucking him harder. I'm not sure if companies in the US are as exceptional as here, but here they would likely check how his business ran. So let's say they Google him, sounds fair right? They see he had to beg for money, beg for food, he insulted anyone and everyone he ever worked with, he got removed from most platforms due to his behaviour and he even went bankrupt. That's just things from the top of my head, and in hopes they don't look too deep.

Mate maybe he could, but even if he does most jobs come with some trial period. I have no doubt his character defects would fuck him over in said trial period.
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I seriously doubt the kind of jobs Phil would be eligible to get will go through the trouble of “googling” him.

More like

Is the applicant alive yes/no?
Does he have a criminal record yes/no?

If yes and no, then there’s the broom/“security” badge/burger flipping thingie and off you go.

And there’s always the lowest rung of wage cucking these days: Freelance gigs like Doordash deliveries or fake taxis.

Literally nobody who just wants a warm body for a shit job will care whether Phil masturbated on stream or not.

“Whaaat?! He’s a failed Youtuber who has videos making fun of him? That man will never wash the floors of this reputable Greyhound station if I have anything to say!”

Fuck, just the fact that Phil isn’t a single mother who might constantly cause problems with the schedule because Jamal is sick or Trequante got in trouble at school, would put Phil ahead in the line a little bit.

The Penultimate Warrior dijo:
Any well paying job
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Ahaha! Let me stop you right there!
 
"I myself am a Halloween decorations hoarder for 13 years"
"It's time to scale down and put the stale decorations up"
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"more pulls for HH. amairite? okay"
 
Fapcop dijo:
I seriously doubt the kind of jobs Phil would be eligible to get will go through the trouble of “googling” him.

More like

Is the applicant alive yes/no?
Does he have a criminal record yes/no?

If yes and no, then there’s the broom/“security” badge/burger flipping thingie and off you go.

And there’s always the lowest rung of wage cucking these days: Freelance gigs like Doordash deliveries or fake taxis.

Literally nobody who just wants a warm body for a shit job will care whether Phil masturbated on stream or not.

“Whaaat?! He’s a failed Youtuber who has videos making fun of him? That man will never wash the floors of this reputable Greyhound station if I have anything to say!”

Fuck, just the fact that Phil isn’t a single mother who might constantly cause problems with the schedule because Jamal is sick or Trequante got in trouble at school, would put Phil ahead in the line a little bit.



Ahaha! Let me stop you right there!
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Yeah, he can get them. Keeping them would be another matter.

"WHERE AM I MOPPING, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME?! Jesus Christ dude. You want me to run your fucking Popeye's for you?"
 
ElGringoBandito dijo:
He'll walk into a well paying mid-job I'm sure of it. The guy was born lucjy.
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Phil’s pigroach luck has been unbelievable. He’s like a RPG character with 20 in luck taken from intelligence and charisma.

Heck, I’m not saying it’s super likely, but I could totally see Phil land some low-mid level managerial position he’s hilariously unqualified for.

The sheer amounts of salt, air punching and anger induced strokes it would result in, would be so lulzy to see, it almost makes me wish it would happen.
 
Nigel of Ukip dijo:
Fair point mate, but I doubt Phil would seek employment at my local Aldi or Tesco. On one stream he suggested working for companies like Boeing, which the best of luck to Phil if he thinks they would hire him as a manager or whatever.


I'm sorry mate, but why? Why make less money when it requires actual work?
Sure he can, but why should he?
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Ever since he started making money he's only ever seen it as doing either or, he can't understand doing both. Work a normal job to have guaranteed money for his bills and stream for his gin and gacha.
 
BIG CHANGE TO THE STREAM!

Dave will now not put the total tip goal up, but the goal of the "tier" they're at.

This is transparency cause he's not broadcasting that he's demanding $150 a day all the time, or something.

Dave is getting desperate, this is the most "work" he's done since the vest streak ended and he was flailing around to "innovate". Talkin about implementing challenge streams if he his the tip goal for a certain number of days.

Also he just said he stays longer if he hits the tip goal. Has he ever done overtime except when desperately trying to hit the tip goal?
 
CHALLENGE RUN?

didnt he shit on challenge runners on twitch? lmao.

the hypocrisy has no limits.


and the tips change, you know he probably read that shit on some business site. keep the money lower to make it look like its more do-able. and it works, just look at all the times his pay pigs donate to get the $100 if they are like $14 away from it


hes actually doing the overtime reward too? lmao, what happened to your health phil? fucking hell
 
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