DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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fuckshitsnake dijo:
It really doesn't matter what happens to pigroach in the long run if he gets $1000 per stream or $0 per stream. I could care less about troll tipping in that regard, easily.

The only reason, for me personally at least, that faggots giving him money is an issue, is because it lessens the amount of "unhinged hermit beggar accelerating his death spiral into brain-flatlining madness" Phil moments. The gold dust. It's bothersome because troll tippers fill his pockets with their lame attempts to get a rise out of him when the mere act of throwing a dollar his way already pacifies him so it almost never works. They're just as much a denthead as his actual fans because they can't figure out the basic rule, that Phil only squeals loudest when there's a single digit next to his daily tips goal progress.

This is the big reason most fellas here say that troll tippers are just as much a loyal wheelchair to Phil as his fans. If you really came to watch pig squealing, you know the only move to take that gives you the highest chance of squealing is to keep your wallet shut.

When you don't give Phil money, he starts throwing a tantrum and becomes his own worst detractor real fucking quick. That's the good shit, the hilarious shit, the shit you want to see if you're here to point and laugh at the cow.
When you do give Phil money, he ignores your message, and becomes a boring slob falling asleep while marinating in his own sweat and filth. Ergo, the shit you want to see if you're here to watch Phil unironically, which makes you a denthead wheelchair by default. Only denthead wheelchairs want to see that shit.
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The troll tippers are wasting there time especially if they are taking back there charge. Never give a lolcow your money. If its isn't a troll who cares let them be them. Money spent is others bidness who cares.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss dijo:
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these are the comments on his last 4 videos right now.
I don't know if you can assign someone else to be a jannie in your videos' comment section.
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And Phil still moderates the shit out of them every night. Never change Phil.

Im telling you guys his "I have to spend time with muh wife!!" time is just him sifting through detractor comments for hours, getting depressed, start drinking and doing some gatcha pulls until he slowly passes out downstairs while his wife is upstairs pleasuring herself.

Pisstrooper dijo:
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Remember this exuberant optimism when he's screaming at the television, bitching about how buggy the game is and how the developers deserve to lose everything, "no really I mean that, they should be financially ruined."

Edit: Also, brace yourselves for hundreds of machoor adult jokes about simian testicles.
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What gets me is him asking who's ready for one of his horrible gameplay's as his replies are blocked. But we know Phil. 1 person could say "ME!" with 30 people saying "NO!" and he'll still say "alottapeeple said ME!".

Sup3r dijo:
I don't get why he wants to skip nicktooons, when he can get easy wins against children and scrubs, but wants to play monkey Ball which is the type of game he hates: one you can't cheese.
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This is why:

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Phil stopped playing games for fun a long time ago. Especially fighting games. He has to dominate the game, and make money while doing it. If not. He see's no point of playing.

But he swears he loves video games though...
 
fuckshitsnake dijo:
It really doesn't matter what happens to pigroach in the long run if he gets $1000 per stream or $0 per stream. I could care less about troll tipping in that regard, easily.

The only reason, for me personally at least, that faggots giving him money is an issue, is because it lessens the amount of "unhinged hermit beggar accelerating his death spiral into brain-flatlining madness" Phil moments. The gold dust. It's bothersome because troll tippers fill his pockets with their lame attempts to get a rise out of him when the mere act of throwing a dollar his way already pacifies him so it almost never works. They're just as much a denthead as his actual fans because they can't figure out the basic rule, that Phil only squeals loudest when there's a single digit next to his daily tips goal progress.

This is the big reason most fellas here say that troll tippers are just as much a loyal wheelchair to Phil as his fans. If you really came to watch pig squealing, you know the only move to take that gives you the highest chance of squealing is to keep your wallet shut.

When you don't give Phil money, he starts throwing a tantrum and becomes his own worst detractor real fucking quick. That's the good shit, the hilarious shit, the shit you want to see if you're here to point and laugh at the cow.
When you do give Phil money, he ignores your message, and becomes a boring slob falling asleep while marinating in his own sweat and filth. Ergo, the shit you want to see if you're here to watch Phil unironically, which makes you a denthead wheelchair by default. Only denthead wheelchairs want to see that shit.
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Too many people want to be the great detective or the one to be the one to move the page forward. So you get a bunch of Phils to throw shit at the wall hoping they are the "one" to get him to go on a rant or pull some outlandish claim like he has a child in the background so they can be "hehe I did that."

This is why troll tippers/superchatters are faggots, and this spawns people like JTL who start making up shit to further their own retarded channel. We don't need more people like QuarterPounder in the world.
 
Adebisi dijo:
This is the camp I don't really give a shit about DSP getting money. Look at how much he made from YouTube in those bank statements. He could have $0 streams and as long as he cut out the big 3 Gin, WWEC, Door Dash he would be just fine and continue to stream.

I find the Pig has better bigger break downs when the money is slow. the $7 Mass Effect 3 ending stream was a thing of fucken beauty. If people just stopped giving we could have 10/10 stream ends like that 2 or 3 times a week.
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I think there is a middle ground somewhere between: “OMG! Everyone who gives Phil a penny should be gassed!” And “You’re just jealous, people can spend their money how they want!” And that’s probably where I fall.

Yeah, Phil is the most fun when tips are low and the bacon sweat is dripping.

At the same time, a good bait tip from Snowkarl (or whoever) that throws him into a ten minute rant makes me LOL just as hard.

If you’re a whale throwing thousands of dollars at Phils disaster run of a life, sure... You deserve mockery and probably a sanity check.

But I can’t really get mad at Snowkarl throwing proverbial pennies at Phil, usually interrupting the stream in the process and getting laughs all around.

If a dolla fiddy in Phil’s direction makes your bile rise and punch the air, you’re probably taking this too seriously.
 
Ortsnay dijo:
There's going to be so much salt. DSP can't get help from his chat plus he has the IQ of a dead chimp.
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He has the dexterity, grace, and reflexes of a drunken ape. Super Monkey Ball looks bright, colorful, and happy, but it will punch you in the balls when it comes to the harder stages.
 
Fapcop dijo:
If a dolla fiddy in Phil’s direction makes your bile rise and punch the air, you’re probably taking this too seriously.
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Snowkarl has given Phil at least hundreds of dollars. Which, again, is the only reason he's allowed to get away with his shenanigans in Phil's chat. Once the money stops rolling in, he's gone. Snowkarl is Phil's findom cuck, no matter how popular he is in that autistic chat which Phil doesn't give a fuck about.
 
Fapcop dijo:
I think there is a middle ground somewhere between: “OMG! Everyone who gives Phil a penny should be gassed!” And “You’re just jealous, people can spend their money how they want!” And that’s probably where I fall.

Yeah, Phil is the most fun when tips are low and the bacon sweat is dripping.

At the same time, a good bait tip from Snowkarl (or whoever) that throws him into a ten minute rant makes me LOL just as hard.

If you’re a whale throwing thousands of dollars at Phils disaster run of a life, sure... You deserve mockery and probably a sanity check.

But I can’t really get mad at Snowkarl throwing proverbial pennies at Phil, usually interrupting the stream in the process and getting laughs all around.

If a dolla fiddy in Phil’s direction makes your bile rise and punch the air, you’re probably taking this too seriously.
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I agree with all of this. If you give money for any reason I don’t understand you but if he gets buttmad over it I can at least see the value there.

If you’re giving him like hundreds of dollars with messages like “lol detractors owned” you are a fool, and I have further bad news: it is impossible to say things like that ironically when you are sending him that much money.
 
What would top off the day is if he really gets his shit pushed in tonight on SF. After a potential dreadful day stream, he will have the safenet of ST to massage his damaged ego unless he matches up with someone who isn’t brain dead.
 
REGENDarySumanai dijo:
He has the dexterity, grace, and reflexes of a drunken ape. Super Monkey Ball looks bright, colorful, and happy, but it will punch you in the balls when it comes to the harder stages.
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I'm not sure he'll even bother past the first dozen or so easy stages. He'd nope out long before he gets to the ones that look like you need a TAS to win.
 
William M. Buttlicker dijo:
Phil is never gonna quit streaming. A few years back he made a video for one of his Patreon paypigs which got leaked of course, and in it he talked about how before becoming internet famous he had a shitty, depressing, monotonous life and he contemplated suicide. He needs this. His daily therapy sessions and power trips(prestreams and yelling at chatters) are all he has, and he is never, ever letting that go, no matter how low the tips get.
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Idk man...

Sometimes I think Phil’s laziness, financial needs and the fact that he’s grown to loathe both games and his viewers might make him exit streaming once tips permanently fall below a certain level.

Then again, he seems unhealthily obsessed and inordinately proud of his “14 year legacy”, brings it up at every opportunity and seems to think it makes him special and kind of a big deal.

I’d say it could go either way, with Phil remaining till he strokes out of here probably being slightly more likely.

Btw: A while ago he mentioned that he “eventually might move away from gaming on stream” and turning it into a “talk show”’of sorts.

I can’t even begin to fathom the kindnof autism that would make people watch Phil talk for 2-3 hours twice a day.

His antisocial tendencies and hermit like lifestyle would mean some lulzy interviews if he ever decided to bring guests on.
 
YokuNama dijo:
And Phil still moderates the shit out of them every night. Never change Phil.

Im telling you guys his "I have to spend time with muh wife!!" time is just him sifting through detractor comments for hours, getting depressed, start drinking and doing some gatcha pulls until he slowly passes out downstairs while his wife is upstairs pleasuring herself.



What gets me is him asking who's ready for one of his horrible gameplay's as his replies are blocked. But we know Phil. 1 person could say "ME!" with 30 people saying "NO!" and he'll still say "alottapeeple said ME!".


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Phil stopped playing games for fun a long time ago. Especially fighting games. He has to dominate the game, and make money while doing it. If not. He see's no point of playing.

But he swears he loves video games though...
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But you are the one that said you could pick up a controller and play any fighting game at a professional level. Is that a lie Phail?
WolverineGuy22 dijo:
Looks like Panda crashed her car. She seems to be fine, maybe they just gave her a pill or something and she was on her way.Ver archivo adjunto 2586542
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Looks like someone behind her panicked when a car came up behind them and they jerked the wheel across all the lanes and hit her. :story:
 
William M. Buttlicker dijo:
Just imagine Phil joining in, that would be one hell of a crossover
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These three need to make a weekly show.

THE LOLCOW CREW or whatever. I don’t even care if they play games against each other or just sit and talk about trolls.

(I picture Phil and LTG constantly try to dominate and talk over each other, while wings just chimes in with a “Real tawk!” Or “Damn straight!” Here and there.

They’d be like the Powerrangers of lolcows/autistic youtubers, and the money would be more than enough even split three ways.
 
I'm so sure phil will try to stream until he dies for a simple reason

"I get paid way more streaming then I'd ever make getting a job"

I believe this wholeheartedly because it's driven by laziness and that is his modus operandi.
 
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